Hey TBG, and Foamy,.. Remember when..

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

Strange facts: Back in Skipp's day, contraception was not handed out freely by the government, and abortions were not a government-paid convenience. Hence, if you impregnated a girl, you were expected to take responsibility and marry her. Now, children of unmarried parents are epidemic, even though contraception is free, and abortions are free, and paid for by the tax payers thanks to our new, generous socialist system. Do you think our government could be to blame?

ww_watcher: Fact of life -- Get involved with a woman and other women will finally think you're worth chasing. Otherwise, they won't give you the time of day. The minute I got married, the gals came crawling out of the woodwork. I, of course, was clueless, but the wife was adept at chasing them away. I've asked myself, where the fuck were these wenches when I was available and horny as hell??? Life is just plain cruel.

[ww_watcher]

On 4/11/2016 at 5:08 PM, Foamy T. Squirrel said:

Strange facts: Back in Skipp's day, contraception was not handed out freely by the government, and abortions were not a government-paid convenience. Hence, if you impregnated a girl, you were expected to take responsibility and marry her. Now, children of unmarried parents are epidemic, even though contraception is free, and abortions are free, and paid for by the tax payers thanks to our new, generous socialist system. Do you think our government could be to blame?

ww_watcher: Fact of life -- Get involved with a woman and other women will finally think you're worth chasing. Otherwise, they won't give you the time of day. The minute I got married, the gals came crawling out of the woodwork. I, of course, was clueless, but the wife was adept at chasing them away. I've asked myself, where the fuck were these wenches when I was available and horny as hell??? Life is just plain cruel.

Foamy T. the other thing girls like is when they see you as loyal. They either see that as a challenge or they feel safe and free to do what girls do when men aren't around. The latter is better in most cases. My wife only ran off one girl.

We were at a pool party at some apartments where we lived. I was playing my bass with some cool cats and sitting on my amp and this girl, who couldn't have much more than 18yo, was drunk and trying (she was vertically challenged) to give me a lap dance.  When she dropped her drawers and stuck the poodle (Frank Zappa "Dirty Love" and "Stinkfoot" "...the poodle bites, the poodle chews it...") in my face my wife intercepted her and escorted her home...with some pretty severe admonishments. My buddies, who were single young bucks, just stared at me, shook their heads, and asked what I did or said to her to make her do that. I am not particularly handsome nor do I have money and I had only said a few words to her, in passing, at the keg when I went to get a refill, so not a clue. All I could think was that my wife was still young and beautiful -skinny, graceful, Korean woman with big boobs- (...I still think she is beautiful...) and liked to openly flirt with me when she's had a few, and neither of us were wearing any jewelry i.e. wedding bands.

I talk to much. 

 

[woodworker]

Boy, I had this one girl named Mary, of whom I was going with at the time that was extremely jealous of other girls if they should give me an encouraging look.  

One day she went with me to the doctors office for a post operative check up on my right hand after I had had some surgery performed on it.    The nurse there was quite cute, but my mind was on other things at the moment.    But when we left and were exiting the hospital doors, she said, very agitatedly,.. "DID YOU SEE THE WAY THAT NURSE LOOKED AT YOU!"     And to be honest I hadn't even noticed at the time, but almost said.   "Wait here, I think I forgot something."     

She was the worst, though there was one other time with another girl I was involved with later on, who went into such a fit over something that to me was completely innocent.   

I once said that when it comes to girls, one has to possess the skills and talents of a snake charmer.   

But all-in-all, I think sometimes it's good to keep them on their toes.   Otherwise they will just get complacent and take you for granted.     An old snake charmer taught me that.

 

[ww_watcher]

Make sure the picture is in one of your directories like "Downloads". Then, when you reply to whatever, look at the bottom of the reply window and you will see "Drag files here to attach, or choose files" I choose files.

[ww_watcher]

Odd, it works for me.

 

[ww_watcher]

Perhaps they are in the wrong format. PNG usually works best.

 

[ww_watcher]

I wonder what's wrong. It should be very straight forward.

 

[Admin]

 What happens when you try to upload an image?

 

[woodworker]

I always hated Test.   

Oh well, maybe if someone can give me a step by step tutorial.   Because for some reason nothing I've tried seems to work.  

[woodworker]

Hey everyone,.. Remember when computers didn't exist, and life was so much simpler back then?   

[woodworker]

33 minutes ago, Admin said:

 What happens when you try to upload an image?

 

If I save something to my pictures, two things makes it impossible for me.   I can't bring up CC page without covering up entirely the 'My picture page' so dragging a picture becomes impossible.  And trying to copy and paste doesn't work for me either.   I know I must be doing something wrong, but nothing I've tried seems to work.   And despite my many post to the contrary, I am not a stupid man.  Or at least on most days.  

Oh well, I'm going to go paint some patio furniture.   I know I can handle that at least.

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

2 hours ago, woodworker said:

Hey everyone,.. Remember when computers didn't exist, and life was so much simpler back then?   

I remember when they were a hellova lot more fun. Then, somebody made it so they're necessary.

I think the same concept is applicable to cars and women.