nagachilli2 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 35 minutes ago, BBsq69 said: Just referring back to that cam conversation: I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes. Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man I try to understand him and I help him all I can, But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late ! I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck. Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease. I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles ! You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant, I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant. They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come. My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack. I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers, It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end ! My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run, For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life ! Try singing that without saying fuck, fucker of fucking. Right here goes....I'm not a pleasant fucker....Oh fuck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noldus Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 banana time ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vortios Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I see Lima, as very arranged to receive someone at home, right? It seems rather that she intends to go out tonight ... although I do not understand the balloons then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 minute ago, nagachilli2 said: I'm with you on this one sulz. This is part of some girls real life. Sounds like Jess has done this for quite a while judging by what she said to Nicole. Yes I know it isn't 'real' and looks totally fake but that's all she needs to do to earn easy money. Sorry I sound like a stuck record but some just don't get it! Ukrainians haven't got wads of money so a lots of girls probably do this stuff. If you can get away with a bit of gyrating. a bit of topless stuff and rubbing your pussy down the front of your panties without showing anything with a ridiculous 'smile' on your face, and mugs are taken in by this and willing to pay daft money, well good luck to her. We Know its false, We know she has a lovely smile and we know we'll get a lot more from her by just watching her in the house, She isn't doing these cam shows for us.... If I may veer even more OT. Many college girls in the UK want sugar daddies but the thing about them is that often these are girls from better off backgrounds who have realised that this isn't just a possible way of paying off their college fees but gets them things like cars. I just see very little difference between that and being an escort but it certainly not because they are poor and desperate for money. The popular narrative is that girls get involved in adult entertainment in its many forms because they need the money, but a lot of them are doing it because they want the money which is an entirely different thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlkvlk111 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 That's no good, just back from work, I need my Nicole fix !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noldus Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 she really knows how to eat a banana 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odpegleg Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Noldus said: she really knows how to eat a banana she is giving that banana a hell of a blow job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noldus Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Wonder if Lima will go out. She puts things in her handbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Noldus said: banana time ;) You know what there is an episode of the babe heavy Ally McBeal (yeah wrong to mention heavy and Ally in the same sentence since they are opposites) in which she and her blonde rival discuss how to drink coffee ... that is how Jessica is eating a banana i.e. with a lot of tongue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albacore Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Wait .... is it me or are those balloons actually condoms blow up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vortios Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, BBsq69 said: Si se me permite girar aún más OT. Muchas chicas universitarias en el Reino Unido quieren papás de azúcar, pero la cosa acerca de ellos es que a menudo estos son chicas de mejor situación orígenes que se han dado cuenta de que esto no es sólo una posible forma de pago de sus honorarios de la universidad sino que las hace las cosas como los coches. Yo sólo veo muy poca diferencia entre eso y ser un escolta, pero ciertamente no porque son pobres y desesperados por dinero. La narrativa popular es que las niñas se involucren en el entretenimiento para adultos en sus múltiples formas, ya que necesitan el dinero, pero muchos de ellos lo están haciendo porque quieren el dinero, que es una cosa totalmente diferente. In a stanza of this song says ... "They have money, they have open legs" The message is very clear, but for that no less true ... Sex sells ... and they have what we want. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F219 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, vortios said: I see Lima, as very arranged to receive someone at home, right? It seems rather that she intends to go out tonight ... although I do not understand the balloons then. She plans to bring someone home, maybe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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