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Is anyone else having trouble reaching the site? It will not load for me!!

I think it got eaten by Petra's pussy :scratchchin: :yes:

Excellent Hope85 :clap: Leora's looks seem to be maturing, making her even more beautiful and desirable. :yes:

Guy starts a job as a salesman in a store. On his first morning, the boss says "I'll take the first customer and show you how it's done" Customer comes in and asks for five packs of grass seed. The boss says "Certainly sir, there you are. Now, can I suggest some lawn feed to aid growth". "OK" says the customer. "There you go" says the boss. "Now sir, you will have a lovely lawn, so can I show you our special offer on our top lawn mower?" The customer buys that too and leaves. The boss says "Ok, that's how its done. You take the next one". A man comes in with a stubley faced woman. He comes to the counter and says: "A packet of sanitary towels please" Salesman: "Certainly sir, there you are. Now, you'll need a lawn mower"! Man: "A lawn mower"?? Salesman: Yea, well your weekend's fucked anyway, you might as well cut the grass!! (This joke worked better in the days before shaved pussies, when a Brazilian was someone from Brazil!!)

Calm down mate. Don't let things get to you! The world is full of beautiful things (and the internet is full of beautiful pussies). Next time you get mad, just click onto Leora's picture thread. I guarantee you will forget all about your troubles instantly!! Oh, and welcome! :D :D :D

I think Tanya and Dizi should go back to apt 1, Karen and Azam should leave, get another two bi/lesbian girls into apt 1, and another girl into apt 2. Other than the odd party, I think they should keep the apartments separate. Well I can dream!!

I think some people here are missing the point. This site is totally different to RLC. There are no long term relationships here that I can see. If there were, there would have been tears and weeping and wailing! Everyone seems pretty happy at the moment. To me, this has been a very good business move for a site that was disappearing into oblivion a couple of weeks ago. How many people do you think have pushed the 'join' button in the last few days? The three 'more sexually experienced' people are there to create an environment to attract membership. To that end, certain events I think will be partially scripted. I very much doubt that any individual behaviour, especially by the appt 1 folk, is scripted. I think it is no more than young people taking the chance to enjoy a situation they would be unlikely to experience normally It's certainly not real life, but as long as no one gets hurt, or is forced to do things they do not want to (and I've seen no signs of that), then good luck to them! :soapbox:

Off topic but worth it (maybe) Asian goes into a shop and sees some toilet rolls branded 'John Wayne toilet tissue'. He takes them to the counter but the sales assistant tells him he cannot sell them to him. "Why not" asks the asian. "Well sir, these are John Wayne toilet rolls. They don't take no shit off Indians!!" :yes:

Like John Wayne? (Marion) LOL Gotcha!! :haha: :haha:

Yes, he's a bit of a strange one. His dress sense and colours really are quite suspect! I would be interested in what the locals would make of him in a Glasgow pub. Mind you, I'm sure his nose would be improved by a 'Glasgow Kiss' :bang head: :yes:

Update..... I just found out that Carla went to the doctor about her itch. The doctor said "Carla, you are going to have to stop masturbating" Carla said "Oh no! Why" The doctor said "So that I can examine you" :haha: :haha:

Absolutely superb Snaky! I had all sorts of weird theories bouncing around in my head until I read this. From being very critical of apartment 2 originally, I must admit that I am finding the whole scenario quite intriguing! Thanks again slithery one. :clap: :clap:

I think this is actually round 14,374 to be exact!! (this is October figures to date). RLC must be cursing the fact that this is a standard apartment!

If anybody remembers, in one of the early Star Trek episodes, Kirk and crew met some nasty creatures that killed by sucking all the salt from their victim's body! I think Carla's one of them, but they have evolved from salt to sperm!! :yikes: :yikes: :screwy: :no:

Sorry to disagree, but that's clearly Mario when Carla's finished with him :yikes:

What surprises me, is that it shows the site owners have no conception of what voyeurism is! I cannot see why they would think that anyone will pay for this poor version of porn when they can watch far better for free. The whole thing smacks of desperation! :no:

Still, without doubt, the best ass on RLC. A joy to behold!! :yes: :yes:

I always find it interesting to go back to the first couple of pages of comments, after a new couple have been here a few weeks. In Carla's case, I don't think there has been anyone who has changed quite so much! From hiding in rooms and under covers, to the seemingly non-stop, fully visible sexual frolicks. I read in a recent post that some people thought there was no real love or affection between these two. While I agree sex in itself is no guarantee of affection, I think that the time both of these two will spend ensuring the others satisfaction, is a good indication of their level of affection. In fact, I don't think I have ever seen a man spend as long pussy licking as Mario did the other evening. The poor guy's tongue must have been raw, or it certainly would have been in my youth before shaving was fashionable! :yes:

I was going to say if Nelly had sucked on it I would gladly have it in my mouth. Then I remembered what else Nelly likes to have in her mouth fairly regularly, and ..well .. you know ... :puke:

:screwy: :screwy:You guys are all fecking nuts :screwy: :screwy: A month ago Kiko was the anti-christ and Nora was Dracula's daughter! Now its like they just moved in from Little House on the Prairie!! :screwy: :screwy: :screwy: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

It seems that when a new apartment comes on, there follows an almost endless stream of "she's too fat", "She's too thin", she's got a boil on her arse", etc, etc. I think we should wait more than a millisecond before jumping on the 'the're shit' button. Remember, these people are likely to be a bit nervous and apprehensive at first. If they see all the neg comments, which many of them do, do you think they will have a negative or positive effect on them, and indeed our viewing pleasure. This new girl is, let's say 'substantial'. However, I have known some very sensual 'substantial' girls in my time. I have also known some real lookers who were about as sensual and good in bed as a blow up doll! This new apartment may well turn out to be a waste of time, but at least lets give it the chance to succeed or fail on its merit! This has been a rant on behalf of the Scottish branch of Reallifecam.com. :screwy: :screwy: :haha: :haha:

Tomorrow's headlines: Tragedy as young couple found suffocated in bed! The ambulance chief said "It's very sad, but nobody could have survived under that amount of covers! :no: :no:

I said in an earlier post that I thought Nikki had been brought in as a short term fix. I think she was recruited by Nora to avoid an almost empty apartment. I think she will be gone as soon as they can get someone else in there.

I agree with some of that bobbyjoe. My problem is that these people are fully grown adults, who have lived pretty much all their adult lives with computers and the internet. They must surely know that their is every chance that their images will be seen. Only a total numbskull would take an RLC apartment on without checking the consequences. How long does it take to Google RealLifeCam? With the long term residents i.e. not Nora's girls, I think that sometimes one of the partners has persuaded the other, and once installed, problems arise. I think this is true of Demid who stopped Dasha in her tracks, and I think Suzan has never been happy there. As far as Nora's girls are concerned, theirs is a different concept. They accept the opportunity of a free stay in Barcelona readily, knowing that it is a short term stay, and it is then up to the personality of the girl, how much she will show. Just my opinion! :scratchchin:

Hey, give her a break Mickey. She's just rehearsing for her new job as a Michael Jackson impersonator. I didn't notice her face to begin with. Wasted 30 seconds of my life checking out the camel toe :haha: :haha: