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Hey :curse: Ease up on Abba!! Compared to rap and most of the other shit that passes for music these days, Abba were superb! And if Agnetha in her prime was on RLC, you would all have permanent boners! Rant over!! :screwy: :screwy:

I think it says "Fist should not be inserted beyond this point" :no: :screwy:

Yea, but Mikey would be the wind section! :haha: :haha:

Hey guys :wtf: I come to the forum to catch up on what's been happening and I have to search through pages pointless bullshit to find anything relevant! Shit, even Snaky and Ozi are involved!! Please all kiss, make up, and stop all the nasty crap. :hugnkiss: The forum is supposed to be for your enjoyment. Thank you. :) :)

Coming from Scotland, I am certainly not the most qualified to comment on USA politics. However, there is one point that I'd like to make. I've been watching Putin's strategic moves for some months now, and after years of media brainwashing telling us this guy is an egotistical asshole, I am quickly coming to the conclusion that this guy is one very, very, smart man. He knows that the countries in Europe are some of the most democratic in the world. He has also realised that if he wins the hearts and minds of the citizens of these countries, their leaders will be hampered from acting against him. The European social media is awash with support for the apparently decisive actions he is taking re ISIS. Just like the USA, Europeans are sick of wishy-washy, non-commital politicians. They see Putin as a strong leader, and are willing to ignore, if not forgive his indiscretions. He is playing a very clever game against the West, and at this moment, is clearly winning. I doubt if Trump would ream this guy. In fact, I think he would love Trump to win. I think our leaders all need to get a dose of reality, before we all end up as part of the new USSR!

Here's my tuppence worth! I'm sure any sane person would agree that without nudity and sex, RLC would not exist. I'm not saying it's the only reason for watching this site, but it is the prime reason. Most of the tenants respect this and realise that no nudity or sex, equals no RLC, equals no apartment. The tenants have an agreement with RLC, and overall the whole thing works pretty well. Guests however, have no such agreement or respect. As guests, they do not need these things, and are free to show or hide as much as they chose. However, a problem arises when a guest does not fit the criteria. To me, a guest is someone who visits once or twice a month, staying for a day a two, with the intention of socialising with the tenants. When someone like Z&L's 'guest' deliberately uses the apartment as somewhere to live at least half of her life because of it's convenience, the term 'guest' should cease to apply. I think a more suitable term would be 'lodger'. As such, I don't think it's unreasonable to expect her to respect the reasons why her free stay there is possible. How much money is she saving on hotels by staying in a house paid for by RLC members? I don't mean she should jump around naked, but she should realise there is no free lunch, and the price of her long stays is simply to act in the same way she does at her other home/s. It's not just her to consider. There is also the interference factor, the cushions, the lack of opportunity for Zoya to entertain, etc.. Quite how you even start to enforce these things is something I'm still working on!!! :idk: :idk:

This Messa guy really is a total and complete asshole!! He makes my skin crawl just looking at him. How on earth any female would want to be in the same room with him, never mind the same bed, is absolutely beyond my comprehension. Take him back to the monkey house in the zoo and get a human in there!!! :curse: :curse:

Yes, I agree. This couple are far removed from the people they were when they moved in. I think this is their first home together, and they had trouble setting behavioural boundaries. They look as if they may well have came from a tough part of town, which was reflected in how they treated each other initially. I now find them quite fun to watch, with Hector being a pretty well behaved guy, and Suzan has raised her attraction level ten times recently. I hope they stay, but if they leave, I wish them a happy future together. :yes: :yes:

This is where I get confused! Would the girl be straight, lesbian or bi?? :idk:

Ah, the shemale. The very embodiment of 'Go fuck yourself'! :screwy:

There are some good product reviews out there! I saw this one yesterday on Amazon. It is a genuine review of the Fire Stick. I really would like to go out for a beer with this woman!! "I bought this as an electronic babysitter, for my husband, who is five. Oh, wait, not five, 48. I was pig-sick of him watching Netflix on his mobile phone, with his netbook pinging up Facebook messages, with the TV on full blast, and the sound from his Netflix leaking out of his earphones, because he had that on full volume as well, to counter-balance whatever was happening on the TV he wasn't watching. It has worked a treat, as he now watches endless hours of crap on the big TV, while his netbook and phone ping Facebook messages at him, and he lies on the couch, re-arranging his crotch, and grunting. The installation was easy, despite the fact that I only have full use of one hand, I didn't need any screwdrivers, and I'm not allowed hammers anyway. I did stand on an apple that the dog had taken behind the TV, for dog-reasons, and it squidged between my toes a bit, but I don't suppose that's a universal installation issue, not everyone having a dog that hides fruit behind the TV. The plug-and-play nature of the device meant that I was able to install without asking for help from a man, and I didn't even break any fingernails. I'm relatively certain I've deleted any links to my social media from Amazon, so the husband won't be able to ferret about, at two in the morning, while he's watching something with boobs in, or yet another concert from the time period when I was being potty-trained, and see all of the nasty things I say about him. For me, it has been £35 well-spent, although the glut of adverts offering it for £25 have been a bit of a kick in the crotch, I could have spent the extra £10 on gin, but it would have been cheap gin, so there would have been no real gain". :) :)

Oh Mikey, I was just about to message you! I came across this transcript of a phone call to the CC offices: CC: "Good morning, can I help you"? Girl with Russian accent: "I am trying to contact one of your members". CC: "What is it regarding"? G.w.R.a.: "It is following a number of posts where one of your members called euromike69, professes his love for me over and over, including some wonderful poetry" CC: "Ah so you want to contact him"? G.w.R.a: "What!! No fucking way!! I want to contact the stud who wrote the poetry"! CC: "Oh, that will be upndown, but I am sorry, he has had so many sexual requests from females that he cannot answer any more at the moment". G.w.R.a.: "I understand. please tell him I'll wait for him however long it takes"! I'll try and hold her off as long as possible Mikey, but she seems smitten!! :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

Yes, the whole forum seems to be a much happier and settled place at the moment. I think the Mods have done a good job over the last few months weeding out the arseholes. It makes it a far more enjoyable place to spend some time. :yes: :yes:

Or a switched on vibrator!! :yikes: :yikes:

I'm really pleased this apartment is back. It's got a good vibe to it, and Sara looks like she has what it takes to make it very watchable. She even made ol'dick have a twitch or two sitting on the settee like that! :drool: :drool:

Thanks Maturin!

Does anyone know what happened to SanPer?? He posted some amazing stuff but seemed to vanish. Did I miss something?

She's even doing blowjob exercises in the second pic!!! :drool: :drool:

Yes, while I would really miss her mesmerising beauty, I truly hope that she goes on to enjoy success and happiness. Just a thought. If she goes, I think we should all chip in to pay for counseling for BBsq69. :scratchchin: :screwy:

I like this apartment. To me this is a very 'real' apartment. I get the sense that what you see is exactly what would happen whether there were cams there or not, with the understandable exception of some shy guests. I watched them a couple of nights ago after they returned from having a few drinks. Their antics really were very amusing, and they all enjoyed themselves without any arguments or cattiness. On the odd occasions they do have sex, I find Curly a very attractive female, and although I'll never understand her attraction to Elvis, they obviously have a deep affection for each other. :soapbox:

Well, thanks for that!! After spending almost three hours getting her to remember how my charger fitted into her receptacle, I finally managed to get it in. Then all hell let loose again! There was a feckin' woodpecker still in there! God only knows how much polishing I'm going to have to do before my charger is in working order again. As far as pictures are concerned, despite being assured by my neighbour that phones have cameras, I could not find out how it worked, even after consulting the trimphone handbook. I did however take my camera and managed a few snaps before the disaster. I will post them if I can find the USB connection on my Kodak Brownie. Update: Problem solved! The head squirrel of our local red squirrel division heard of my dilemma and sending some volunteers round to examine my girlfriend, though I'm not sure why they need 30 of them. :scratchchin: :screwy:

I'm a little concerned by this police stuff. I can't imagine her superiors would be willing to allow one of their officers to live under the conditions Leora does. I hope this is not the beginning of the end for her on RLC. :(

:offtopic: Sorry, but my girlfriend wants to know when your coming back for your nuts. She had her fishnet tights on in the garden yesterday, and bent over to pick something up. All the birds thought she was a birdfeeder!! Total carnage!! Like something from a Hitchcock movie!! Your earliest attention would be appreciated!

Here's one that was made a year after I was born! I had it in the house and played it on our 78 gramophone (volume control was a sock pushed down the horn!). It was the first number one ever in the UK when the charts began. Given the primitive recording methods they had then, the sound on this is amazing. Best heard with headphones and volume up LOUD. Al Martino in his prime - Here in my Heart

That's one sizeable pussy that lady has! :yeahbaby: