woodworker

Have you ever noticed how at the end of some girls climax they always tightly cross over their legs. I think that that defensive move dates back from hundreds of years ago, and is probably Nature's own way of preventing a mouse from scurrying on up into this now warm moist hole. Just seems logical to me. :scratchchin: Rodents were a real problem back in those days.

If you think that's bad. I can remember when Nora and Kinko back at their old apartment would only have sex once a year. If I remember right, it was always on the occasion of the celestial equinox.

How funny! And what a contrast! The hag of dribble next to our lovely little Leora.

I'll try to stuff this into a thimble as best I can. 1969 in the middle of January in Manistique, Upper Peninsula. I actually heard the sheets on my bed crack from the moisture content that certain materials retain through humidity. Now that's fucking cold! It was the first night there at Dennis Manning's father's cabin, where Dennis and I were to stay a few days and do a little hunting. The cabin had been vacant for months. And if it were not for that wonderful pot belly stove I would probably still be there, perfectly preserved, like some great mastodon. "Oh you'll love it Nage,.. You'll be fifty miles away from the nearest phone". He wasn't lying. Dark, and cold like you can't hardly imagine. No moon, no stars, and no city lights to cast a glow over this secluded cabin that lay there nestled in the woods and right on the shore of frozen Lake Michigan. And outside of Antarctica, or perhaps the North Pole where Santa Claus resides, you couldn't get any more remote than this. I remembered thinking, that a man could kill a person there and simply walk away without ever having to fear being detected. It was that secluded. Dennis kept telling me about this old Indian he wanted me to meet. "You'll really like this guy, he's got some great stories." So on the third day we treaded about three miles in the cold, only to discover that he was curled up on the floor, frozen stiff. Probably a heart attack, but who knows? Dennis gently kicked him a couple of times, and when he didn't stir, only said,.. "That's too bad, he had some really neat stories to tell." What could you do? There wasn't anyway to let anyone else know. So we just lumbered on back to our now nice warm cabin. That night, Dennis' car threw a rod, and in the end, we had to walk about eight miles in pitch darkness across Lake Michigan, in order to catch a ride from these girls that we met up there. They told us a couple of days earlier that they were leaving that morning, so we had to walk this perilous walk that night. Bitter cold and eerie as hell. The ice would sometimes groan like a dinosaur as it rubbed against itself, or sometimes would snap with a loud bang. And the wind was constant and relentless. And not just some slight mild breeze either, but more in the range of mother fucker! But what can you do? I remembered telling Dennis, knowing that it was far too cold to do any talking,.. "Just make a grunt or noise every now and then so that we both won't just veer off and lose each other." Oh what I would have given for a sled and a few Huskies back then. Well, when we finally made it to this tiny little star like light which hung there in the horizon and which was the motel where these girls were staying at, we had to thaw out for quite a long while before we could finally get our jaws to free up and tell them both just how much we really loved them. :hugnkiss: Ahhh, save us, save us!

A great Hank William's song.

I'll bet a the sporting goods stores sold a lot of frilly pink tents when ole Humpback Mountain came out.

Trust me,.. There is no making any sense of it. The very idea of such a hope remains beyond the reach of man. But I too welcome you aboard this listing ship.

Way to go Albert!

I will leave these videos for those that are interested. They're only a few minutes long and are some of the most incredible moves and strategies over recorded.

In honor of Karen, who first posted this version of "Mack the knife". If you were to close your eyes, you could almost envision chancellor Merkel singing this song while in the shower.

This woman told me a joke that is kind of funny. This elderly woman got pulled over for speeding, and the policeman said; "Ma'am, I have to ask you, do you have a gun on you?" She then said, "Yes, it's in the trunk." The police officer then said, "Do you have any other guns on you?" She then replied, "Yes, there's one in the glove compartment." The cop then added, "Are there any more?" And she replied, "Yes, there is one under my seat, and one in my purse." The police officer then said,.. "Ma'am, just what are you afraid of?" She then said with a smile,.. "Not a fucking thing."

I'll take the Koch brothers over George Soros any day of the week. And to say that the super rich Hollywood producers and other rich individuals in the media business, along with that of teachers unions and other major contributors aren't buying or influencing the Democrat party is absurd. Anyone who has had their eyes open, and who actually lives here in the United States knows just how corrupt the Democrat party truly is. And if you want to say, well, they both are,.. fine. But in that case I'll continue to stand with the party who's issues itself still reflect those that have been granted to us by the constitution. Just a quick example of the difference between the two: The Democrat party, and most notably, that buffoon Bernie Sanders, espouses that it is climate change that has brought about Isis, and terrorism, and as a solution to this problem, they, (The Democrat party) want to confiscate from lawful citizens their guns. They also a few months back suggested that if we could only but give these terrorist some jobs, then they wouldn't be doing all these terrible things. Can you believe that! The Republicans on the other hand would never be so illogical, or deceitful in their efforts to try to get Americans to believe that Islamic terrorism which has caused so many to have been brutally killed is actually due to this absurd notion of climate change. They also realize that in the states where gun control is strictly enforced, such as in Washington DC. Detroit, Chicago, LA, ect. There is a much higher rate of murder by the criminals in those cities than in those cities and states to where carrying a gun and protecting yourself is still permissible. But that's just common sense now, isn't it. I mean, if you were a rapist, or a thug, who would you rather select for your targeted victim? Someone who may well end your criminal career permanently, or someone who doesn't have any real means of being able to protect themselves at all.

I think somebody got a little lost here. But that's okay, I think his heart was in the right place.

Now, I'll leave this for others to continue with, if they even care to. Personally, it just isn't worth my time anymore to even bother with.

You only have to read this to see what a hypocrite you really are. It is filled with nothing but hate from you in your attack against those of us that are conservatives. And you now pretend to be open to an honest debate. What a gulling nerve you have. And the mere fact that you obviously can't see how un-American, and how un-constitutional Bernie Sanders is to those of us who still believe in our right to hold onto our own personal property is, tells me just how far out there you really are.

What is it, are you bored? Why don't you just enjoy yourself sitting there in the Alpine mountains of Switzerland and leave the politics of this country to those of us who actually live here.

To have to explain those things that are blatantly obvious in the realm of cause and effect to someone like you is pointless. I have said it before, and I will say it again. Arguing with a liberal is futile, and will only lead to someone's utter frustration. And I refuse to bang my head against the wall, or pull my hair out in an attempt to get you to finally see reason. :bang head:

I have seen liberalism destroy many European countries. And one only has to look at Greece to see what out of control spending and socialism can do. And if you don't believe in the constitution, and in personal responsibility, then yes, the Democrats would be your party of choice. But to any thinking person, or to anyone who doesn't just drift through life with their eyes closed, knows just how detrimental the Democrat party has been to this country, especially within the last several years. Lets see now, you have the anti-constitutionalist, socialist, Bernie Sanders, and the astonishingly corrupt, and proven liar, Hillary Clinton for the Democrats leading candidates. And you say that the GOP platform is screwed up? To a deranged liberal, like Bernie Sanders, and Barak Obama, 'Climate Change' is the chief cause for Isis and for Islamic terrorism. That alone tells me that some of you people who support that view are either very stupid, or very gullible. It's that, or at least they both think you are.