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She probably didn't want you or your dad to get lazy, and just keep putting it off.

Yes, They've stopped running background checks since they got through with me. Welcome Cal.

Alright Pepe, here goes.. I was going with this girl Barb, who was very cute, no exaggeration, but outside of fucking me, she usually liked other girls. One Friday at my house, as we were leaning against a couple of throw pillows against the wall, and listening to Johnny Mathis, she said to me, "Oh I hope you don't mind, but I'm having a few friends come by." A little later: 'Ding Dong' So I answered the door, and let these two girls in. One was very thin, and the other looked like a line man for a pro football team. Anyway,.. These two girls started to horse around with each other on the floor. They still had their clothes on, but were on all fours and just being very playful with each other. I then said to Barb,.. "Do you want to go upstairs?" And she nodded. So, Now in my bedroom, we were getting warmed up, when there was a loud pounding on the door. I almost didn't lock the damn thing, but was glad later that I did. The Bull Dyke was extremely jealous, and furious. And she kept yelling, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?" And I yelled back,.. "What the hell do you think we're doing in here!" Then it became untenable, and I yanked the door open! This bitch had daggers coming out of her eyes towards me. But she didn't know me the way that Barb did,.. And I ushered that fat belligerent pig right out the front door. Barb apologized to me right after, but I knew it wasn't her fault.

I had the distinct pleasure of throwing a Bull Dyke out of my house once when I was eighteen. It's a long story.

I too want to thank Kaplan0106. More than any other uploads I have always appreciated his the best. Because with all the others I have encountered either problems, or the download trying to invade or mess up my computer, or trying to get me to sign up or something And maybe the fault is with me, but I have always found his videos, easy, direct, and quick. So three cheers for Kaplan, as far as I am concern.

How funny,.. Leora in the 'House of Mirrors',.. She'd never come out!

But I suppose it's a good thing that Leora is a little vain, or stuck on herself, otherwise she wouldn't be so prone to show us so often her naked little body.

Leora's favorite Disney show, "Snow White". "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" I think she still gets goose bumps when she hears that line.

Leora: "Oh my,.. Look at all those mirrors."

Leora's favorite fun house at the carnivals is the 'House of Mirrors'.

I know Christmas came and went. But I was thinking of the perfect gift for Leora. A Vanity Desk, with a three way mirror. Also maybe a Sybian or however the fuck you spell it.

Liberals are stubbornly stupid!

If you mean guy on guy,.. Yuck! I hope it never comes to that.

And on the topic of 'Wood', ( Sorry Squirrel ),.. I have at times in the past been known to polish my wood to a fine sheen, giving it that hand rubbed look.

Your still batting a thousand with me. As far as a girl doing a dog and so forth, well at least it would be cleaner. And as far as the PC word goes with me,.. Well my friend you and I both know it has nothing to do with 'Political Correctness' as much as it does with 'Political Contrivance'. A way of getting weak, feeble minded people, along with the usual sissy types in being too afraid to ever speak the truth, even when it is staring them in the face. The filthy liberals want us to think that up is down and down is up. Well, fuck them! I've seen what lies behind all their schemes, and they may work with some twelve or thirteen year boy or girl,.. But I was never that dumb and never that young. So, your in very good company with me.

Thank you Squirrel for all your kind words. From one patriot to another. Thanks.

Can you imagine what it must be like to be carried off by a Pterodactyl to some high secluded nest, only to be fucked in the ass by the feathery bastard once you've gotten there? Definitely one of the scariest creatures around, excluding some from Detroit, where I grew up.

Your right about TV,.. With it's campy, predictable shows, all heavily laden with estrogen, along with the many hucksters that will suddenly spring out and shout at you. I don't think your comparison is far off the mark.

Paul: "Is it ok doctor if I have a moment alone with her?"

I think Paul would hump her if she was on her death bed.

America was once a great country filled with people that were both bold and innovative, as well as courageous. It wasn't uncommon to hear back in the 1940s and 1950s some Brits say,.. "Those damn Yanks, what won't they think of next." As we invented so many things from the typewriter to the electric light and left many other countries looking upon this rich and industrious country with awe and respect. But when I look and see what's been happening now, with our school system, and with all of what the liberal's have been systematically doing to dissolve away our great independence and way of life, I want to scream. I love what the Founding Fathers stood for,.. But it is no longer 'By the people or for the people', for that you would need to have people other than those that fill up the Democrat communist party.

There are some things that I like about China. They won't let those that control the liberal media and our current so called pop culture influence their young people with the likes of Lady Caca, or Madonna, or any of the filthy, vulgar, alley thugs,.. (I'm being nice here).. with their Rap Crap. Also, They don't play patty cake like we do, or waste time or money when it comes to their worse criminals, they just shoot them in the head.

Your batting a thousand with me.

How funny. But your right of course,.. By all means "Attack".

Your my kind of guy friend.