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woodworker

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  1. I also feel that there are a lot of low class guys out there that like seeing a big ugly tattoo on a ( once upon a time cute girl ), because to them it makes them feel that these girls are cheap and approachable by them, and pretty much susceptible for their own line of bullshit. Nothing personal, Just my take on it.
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    Hey Rainman, If it's the ten dollars that bothers you, it's for a worthy cause. And besides, it's probably tax deductible. Just tell the IRS it's for therapy sessions, like with Alchoholic's Anonymous, or for drug addiction's. "Hi,.. My name is Rainmaker 429, and I'm a Camcap's addict."
  3. Wait Mr. President,.. There a bright white flash,.. SQEEEEEEEEEEEL Now there's no more KGB, just old restored MGB.
  4. Thank you Squirrel, I thought it was somewhat romantic, but with a cautionary note attached to it.
  5. ODE TO THE QUIM And as she lay there so pale and slim Her rosey pink quim resting on my chin Yea I wondered as I ponder the depths I've fallen in Take care me baird if ye know not how to swim
  6. Cover your eye's Kitten,.. How about 'Clam'. I happen to know that Chaucer liked Clams.
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    All kidding aside,.. When I was very young the story of Samson and Delila, always stuck in my head. And then there was Dillinger and the Lady in red. So one always has to be careful around women. Especially the very sweet and innocent ones like Kitten. Yeah,.. She may have those three adorable thingy's all shaking their cute little butts around,.. But we know, underneath it all, she is positively lethal.
  8. Well, I try to keep it clean. Not always easy, as you well know.
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    Yeah, Tell sweet, lovely, darling, enduring little Kitten to go easy on the trigger. See fellas, that's called feathering the nest, or something like that. Diplomacy was always a big factor towards keeping me out of trouble back in the day. We love you Kitten. By the way, How's it feel to hold a gun in your hand?
  10. Your saying that my Shadow was a charlatan! Oh, what kind of a world do we live in anymore?
  11. Oh I think their pretty darn cute too. Your comment made me laugh so hard, that I made the mistake of taking a drink of Coke just before I read it, and had it suddenly spraying out of my mouth,.. Thanks to you.
  12. I don't much pay attention to the others, other than with Nora and Kinko, and Paul and Leora. But yes, I very much agree with you that Kinko lives a very boring life, and I am surprised that he and Nora don't go out very much. And your also right, it doesn't just have to be at a club all the time. The idea of a nice picnic somewhere pretty can make for a nice day too. But seriously, don't you think that a little spontaneity in the sex department would be nice once in a while on the part of Kinko. When I was young, I was always rather smart or daring in that way at times, so naturally it sort of baffles me to watch him be so polarizing and dull all the time.
  13. Well,.. Even so, I think that your a nice person. So tell me, what do you think of Paul, or Kinko? It would be fun to get a woman's perspective on them. You already know what some of us guys think about them,.. So don't be shy.
  14. Wow,.. I kind of wondered, and I'm almost afraid to ask you how old you are. But I'll be sure to be gentle with you in all my postings. And I hope that when that time comes for you, that you will be as sure about the guy as you can be. Don't fall for some kind of asshole, like so many girls just seem to do nowadays.
  15. And in the bedroom too.
  16. I like happy endings.
  17. Kinko and Nora are in the kitchen,.. There's your chance Kinko, now just throw her over the table and start pounding her! Geez, If you've been watching them in the kitchen, even the dog is showing more initiative than Kinko when it comes to Nora.
  18. If Paul doesn't catch on quick, she won't just be running her hands through her hair, she'll be pulling it out!
  19. That means I'm not a half bad kind of guy. Thank you.
  20. Well, I understood the exclamation mark, but unfortunately nothing else.
  21. I was just kidding,.. But I'm pretty sure you know that I wasn't serious. At least I hope so.
  22. Leora is very busy typing away in the kitchen. Who knows she may even be flirting or corresponding with some guy on the internet. Or some Russian version of 'Back Page' or something. I don't speak Russian, but it's fair to say that the conversation on her part would be,.. "Just tell me that your dick doesn't look like a horseshoe, and that you know how to care for a woman, and I'll be very interested in meeting you." Leora answering an ad in the Russian 'Back Page' under the heading of: HAVE DICK, WILL TRAVEL.
  23. Was it one of those nasty places where Oriental girls walk on top of you naked?
  24. I have just paid my dues and taken the sacred vows. Someone please tell me how long it will take to see 'paid member' under my profile? And tell the warden (Administrator) that I'm ready to go clean. Well, a little clean. Also, as I've said before elsewhere,.. I highly suggest that others follow suit. Think about it, it's almost like being made in the mafia. People will just respect you more, and be less prone to criticize you when you post your crummy comments.
  25. I just paid my $10.00, and taken the sacred vows,.. so how long before I have the privilege and the distinction of seeing paid member under my profile? I highly suggest that others follow suit. Think about it, it's almost like being made in the mafia. People will just respect you more, and be less prone to criticize you for your crummy comments.
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