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  1. And I was thinking of your personal preference sir,.. You were after all very particular in your selection.
  2. "Oh Shadow, may I call you Shadow Leora? I want so much to tear those little panties off and lay a crushing fuck upon you, and your delightful little body." Paul would have been all bent out of shape over it all,.. LOL. I could just see him now,.. "IT'S ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER,.. I'M PAUL!
  3. I promise you that would never happen!!! But just think about how mad he would have gotten,.. I would have loved it!
  4. Oh that's a shame, as I even got myself a Russian book on Poetry, and was hoping or looking forward to a long distance correspondence with her.
  5. How funny,.. Fresh out I'm sorry to say, would you consider ordering it? It would only take an eternity to arrive here. But sometimes the car business did have it's good moments. For the most part there were a great bunch of guys there that I worked with.
  6. Yes, And I was the glad recipient of one of Shadow's mysterious messages. I felt honored in some strange way.
  7. That's a funny thought, but Paul doesn't have that in him.
  8. Well, to answer your question Pepe, after I moved to Texas I managed a restaurant for four years, then sold cars for more than thirty two years. Mostly Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep.
  9. Paul cheating?,.. You mean there is another girl as naïve as Leora out there? More likely she may have caught him looking at women on the internet. And Leora, as conceited as she is, would get pretty jealous over that.
  10. I agree with you as far as not being a good idea to get her pregnant. But there are other ways to prevent that, and I myself never much like wearing rubbers. Could be that one of them has an infection or decease. I don't know. But when he does finally get around to doing the poor girl, it always seems so staged and passionless. You know what I mean, the bullshit music, the Karma Sultra, position number 182, or the almost irritating Tantric sex, ever so slow. Nothing at all psychological in the way of her feeling like she is being taken. This is just my opinion of course,.. But just once I'd like to see him take her by surprise,.. Just once I'd like to see him throw her over the kitchen table and just bang away at her. For him it seems like sex is more of an obligation, than anything else.
  11. Right now, while Paul is away, would be a perfect time for Leora to lay down on the couch and finger herself. I would prefer to see that at this point, rather than watch another boring episode with her and Paul.
  12. Yes, he is married, and yes he will fuck her once or twice a year, maybe even three times, but the truth is I don't think he is really into girls all that much. At least that's my assessment over it all.
  13. Tbg150, You mean your not versed in German? For shame! Obama ist hobin squishy kunt.
  14. Well, His dick if nothing else. O'l hammer head.
  15. Dear Kaplan, On behalf of those of us in the 'Old Folk's Home', as well as many others as well, We would like to present to you this prestigious award for all of your good works and deeds. As through your toil and patience (And precious uploads) you have brought both joy and fulfillment to many households throughout this fair land, as well as to those of us, (or me anyway), who are computer illiterates. On behalf of all of us,... THANK YOU.
  16. Yes, I agree,.. And they are the very shit from the Devil's own ass.
  17. I think he also intends to annex Mexico as one of our states. That would secure for the leftist pig even more votes for his precious Democrap party.
  18. He must have thought some of couldn't see without our glasses.
  19. Well, I've mentioned a few of the things that Leora likes, so I guess it's only fair that I mention a couple of things that Paul likes. Paul's favorite song is,.. "Tom Dooley" 'Hang down your head Tom Dooley' Paul's favorite pirate is,.. 'Captain Hook'
  20. Yeah, I seem to remember it from the Breaking News report on Fox once. That must of been the most daring thing that this poor couple ever done.
  21. I've pretty much lost all interest in Maya anymore. Whenever I see a picture of her my eyes are always drawn immediately to that hideous distracting tattoo of hers. I guess I'm just an old purist, and yes, it bothers me that much.
  22. Don't forget to sound those beautiful horns as you fly by them.
  23. No, No,.. Your on topic , and on target,.. Just keep shooting away.
  24. You are definitely my kind of guy. I grew up in Detroit Michigan, but have lived here in Texas since 1977, and as I watch so much of our country crumbling under those filthy, slimy liberals, I am glad that Texas is still sound. Though I worry about it over time, as this decease that the Democrats have seems to be spreading. Aside from being stubbornly stupid, liberals are annoying, obnoxious, and absurd. The males are often little sissy's that wet their pants at even the sight of a gun, and can't even protect their own wives or girlfriends, but instead call 911 and have to hope and rely upon another (Man) to do what was suppose to be his job for him. The liberal bitch, doesn't look for a real man for a mate, but wants someone that will always agree with her, and who will support her feminist agenda. Yet in point of truth, they do not respect these worms, and secretly hold them in contempt. Well, you know the score as well as I do,.. So take care my friend.
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