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  1. Newark52
    I see his rucksack has appeared on the LR sofa could she/we be so lucky
  2. Newark52
    We're doing better than the last time he was out of work, she was not allowed to be naked other than in the shower, and if he thought she was in there to long he'd go and see what she was doing, any sexual activity between them took place outside the LR window, and we had to wait almost a couple of months before she took a chance and knocked out a session in the bathroom early one morning while he was asleep.
  3. Newark52
    They make nice Burgers
  4. Newark52
    While Paul's in lapdog mode, I think this is all she can do.
  5. Newark52
    That's Pepe for you a skunk of few words, but he's not wrong
  6. Newark52
    I'm with you, if she was going for it while Paul was asleep she'd have started advertising by now, but who knows I've been wrong before
  7. Newark52
    Good Luck, 🍀the whole world loves a trier
  8. Newark52
    You're just greedy
  9. Newark52
    Environ 14 heures mais elle continuait à se réveiller parce que Paul se sentait seul, alors en réalité seulement 8 heures
  10. Newark52
    I could be wrong, but I don't think that's going to happen somehow, who'd look after him, he struggles in the apartment how would he cope in a strange place
  11. Newark52
    Don't worry about those of us that have been around for a while, some a lot longer than me, just be yourself say what you want to say, it's individuality that keeps this Forum hopefully from becoming boring, the trouble is it doesn't alway work like that.
  12. Newark52
    Very good, I won't ask you for the rest of the words to the song.
  13. Newark52
    Don't forget she's got that cloud around nearly all the time, and recently he's gone back to following her around just like he did the last time he was unemployed
  14. Newark52
    I'd have struggled if she'd not been laid on a light coloured mat/rug. I'm out, as she's on holiday and my first reserve is still asleep with her partner, I think it's time to go and find something to do like watch the grass grow or something equally interesting.
  15. Newark52
    She's still there sleeping on the door mat in the hall
  16. Newark52
    That's why I retracted the Clown bit, and I must unreservedly apologise to all the real "Clowns" who visit this forum for my mistake.
  17. Newark52
    I retract the "clown" bit, although Clowns are depicted as buffoons they served a purpose as funny entertainers (Court Jesters) and still do, so Paul I duly apologise you are definitely not a clown
  18. Newark52
    After around a year of living with a cloud (or should that be clown) she needs a break from him, but will he move enough to make a mess between now and when she gets back on Wednesday or will he stay rooted to the sofa?
  19. Newark52
    That's what you get after years of practice my friend, and I do mean many years.
  20. Newark52
    She just made it into the morning, leaving at 00:38, how long for who knows RLC haven't put it up yet, but we'll have time to get on with all those outstanding chores For those who remember the last time she went away on her own they hadn't been in this apartment long, leaving Paul to fend for himself, when she returned it took her almost two days to clean up after him.
  21. Newark52
    Watch Paul practicing to qualify for the nose digging World Championships maybe.
  22. Newark52
    I have a feeling (hopefully I'm wrong) it could well be a cloudy weekend
  23. Newark52
    2 HOURS! I don't know what pills you are taking pepe, but if I was you I'd STOP straight away, and send them to Paul he could do with some more delusions of grandeur, just to top up what he's already got
  24. Newark52
    It looks like everyone missed the bedroom quickie today, I'm not surprised because Paul was on form, if you'd blinked you would have missed it,
  25. Newark52
    When she got luvvy, and even offered herself to him in the bedroom, sadly he was more interested in his phone, it usually means she wants to spend money
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