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Newark52

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  1. Newark52
    I wouldn't like to guess, but I think someone may be rather upset if her performance wasn't clearly witnessed by all
  2. Newark52
    Apologies, silly me
  3. Newark52
    Wrong, you've forgotten the cloud
  4. Newark52
    A woman sits on her best asset, and Leora knows it
  5. Newark52
    Going on what you've just said, you don't want to know what horror went through my mind just now concerning Paul losing weight, I really must get some help, unless I'm beyond help
  6. Newark52
    I'm pleased to see everyone has got their priorities right, no comments while jimbo's Little One was looking after us.
  7. Newark52
    I live on a narrow boat so I use three different weather apps to try and get close as possible to what the weather is really going to be like, even then sometimes it's completely wrong
  8. Newark52
    scutus I hate to contradict I use the same weather app as she does, and it's 16C, 61F and windy, and it's forecasting snow for tomorrow with a high of 7C and -3C tomorrow night
  9. Newark52
    That's what this forum is all about
  10. Newark52
    You need help, seriously you do need help, on saying that I think I do as well
  11. Newark52
    Stockings I can handle, but if she ever puts on suspenders as well, I'll be off to the cardiologist again if I live that long
  12. Newark52
    He'll buy food in, and he's been known to eat leftover pizza for breakfast, but that's just about the limit of his abilities
  13. Newark52
    Don't worry he probably wanted feeding, he gets like that
  14. Newark52
    Some of us resemble that remark, and while on the subject of nuts are you trying to get round that squirrel?
  15. Newark52
    Now that would not surprise me
  16. Newark52
    Ah but distant memory, unfortunately we must give her some credit she is doing her best although mostly contrived to show her followers they're not forgotten, and believe she's taken some of our comments on board but is struggling to fully comply with that cloud hanging over her.
  17. Newark52
    jimbo the day is yet young, we don't know how knackered he'll be after he's been chasing after her as she goes round the shops as she moves a lot quicker than he does, on saying that most people do
  18. Newark52
    I'm surprised he's still got one the way he keeps waking her up numerous times a night, and I'm not talking about his brain either
  19. Newark52
    A true HERO, he still can't remember he's supposed to have a limp
  20. Newark52
    If what I saw was correct someone gave him a 1000rb note (£12 or $15) and he gave the person some change so he can't be charging a lot for his work.
  21. Newark52
    jimbo as the saying goes, "women have many faults, men have only two, everything we say and everything we do", so the perfect woman will have no faults and let us men get away with everything, I'm going back to taking the pills
  22. Newark52
    My Friend you forgot the two most important things in Paul's life and that's FOOD and SLEEP
  23. Newark52
    Do you have to resort to violence, but there again you're not wrong
  24. Newark52
    I've noticed the one who really needs to get into shape has given up with exercise, and is now relying solely on nose digging to get fit.
  25. Newark52
    The whole world loves a trier, so keep trying
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