Foamy T. Squirrel

Somebody's about ready to get their ass banned and sent to their litter box for a time out!

Haven't you heard the gawd awful screaming and whining of cats trying to fuck? They make more noise than even that damn Scooter dog does.

Maybe he runs a website, which can be done in the convenience of his own apartment. If so, I speculate that it's called hornypillowdog.com.

All the time I've been coming to CC, all the the male tenants get dragged through the mud. Usually, it's just a matter of jealousy, and the complainers specialize in insulting the size of the tenant's penis and/or his lovemaking technique, as if they could do better. I am certain that all these RLC guys are aware that they'll need to put up with that. Regarding his employment, I've heard several rumors. I suspect he may be working on-line, just like I do. I am also aware that he studied engineering, he fixed people's electronic equipment and did engineering projects (the antenna and clock) most likely for school, he does not spend his computer-time with a game controller in his hand, and Leora loves him more than Pepe or me despite the well-known fact that we're better hung and have better love-making techniques than Paul. 😁

No, I leave that chore to our elected officials...

You mentioned belly buttons, ashleyxyz. For that, as part of our CamCaps educational value, and in service to humanity, I include this important Public Service Announcement: https://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Belly-Button-Lint

Why is it that so many of our members love to hang out in the GOV threads, and then gripe about the girls? Granted, it's not exactly RLC's original concept of "real," but they are real models on a paid vacation and they're having a good time. And some of them love to show off . . . occasionally. Your opinions are invited.

I really enjoy tenants who have fun and vivacious personalities and can project these attributes over a camera. These would be women I would have dated in my youth, or now, I'd just like to invite them to my parties to make my guests have a more wonderful time. Ary, IMHO, is one of those exceptional ladies. 😘

I haven''t seen her much. Camcaps speculators say that she's down the street fucking Demid's brains out... 😆

Leora learned the pillow action from her mentor Scooter. Perhaps the dog is wiser, or more sexually advanced, though not as pretty. L,P & S have been a threesome for quite a while, so I suspect nothing will be altered as long as their lease and RLC contract holds up. If we see moving boxes, however, that will change and a forest full of woodland creatures will be quaking in fear.

Just an old favorite. I'll take the doughnut on the Right.

I do not "go" to a job anymore. My work happens over the Internet. If Paul is doing so, that's perfectly fine with me. If Leora was in the same house or apartment with me, I would get little work accomplished, but my pelvic muscles would be in much better shape.

I am pleased that people still know this highly disciplined art form. Perhaps, if she loved such stuff, I should seek the more disciplined approach of poetry instead of my extended prose. If you can express and explain her psychology in a sonnet, I'll give you all my points.

Start posting, Euro's. The goddamn World Cup is pretty much done. Get busy. Post stuff. It's a political thread. You have it in you to argue politics. You really do. Your cousins over here love the game of incessant political bullshitting. We do it all the time. How else can we understand your thinking?

I can deal with killer rabbits. I fart in their general direction. Assuming that our European friends, with the exception of my friend BBsq69, aren't posting here, so it's apparent that perhaps there are no European politics worth discussing. Or maybe they are busy farting in one another's general direction.

You do realize, don't you, that if we were 19th Century young men with education, this thread would be full of Sonnets extolling the beauty of this woman...

The Goddess speaks in fluent Squirrelish to me in my dreams. 😁 Don't ask me how she communicates with the damn skunk, please... 🤣

I don't scroll past developing feuds between members. I hate feuds and factions on this board, unless they're in Rants & Flames. We Mods just roll that way.

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Usually, I have a tolerance of other's opinions, and anything I find annoying I just scroll past. As far as her tools are concerned, I have a Drill Doctor, and it sharpens my drills just the way I want them.

We really should not expect guests to do that much. It's just that when they do, our members get swollen with gratitude. 😛

Believe me, she has my empathy. Cling wrap sucks.

I think she's pretty much like Martina -- vastly under-rated, but very realistic as a "girl-next-door" type of woman, and really quite attractive. Demure, not a cam-girl, and more in line with RLC's original mission statement.

Excellent work. We welcome you to CamCaps with open arms and free virtual shots of the finest whiskey at the Old Dude Saloon. Should you have any questions, just PM me or ask in the Technical Sections. You're off to a great start as a new member of the elite legion of CC members...

Here's an article followed by a list of cities, counties and states that refuse to cooperate with Federal Law. When I visit such places, I often wonder which of their laws I can refuse to cooperate with. https://www.breitbart.com/texas/2018/07/14/11-time-deportee-attacked-wife-with-chainsaw-in-front-of-children-say-police/ http://www.ojjpac.org/sanctuary.asp