DARKJOKER666

Hey all, I've not been on the forum for as long as most of you and I was curious. Who has had the biggest "ample assets" of VH? And a follow up, who has had the BEST breasts. Not necessarily in size, but just in overall pleasing to the eye type thing? Very shallow topic I understand. But I'm curious as to what I've missed.

@Lexy&Pete Lets make a bet. If Russia loses Lisa has to make out with Lexy. If Russia wins, Lexy has to make out with Lisa.

Welcome aboard! We have coffee and donuts in the lobby and plenty of viewing angles for you to keep an eye on. But serioulsy, Lexy is by far my fave girl on VH right now. Hell she's prob the top 5 of my all time girls on VH and RLC of all time. Irma, Jessica, Leora, Stella and Lexy. If I had to rank them I'd say Lexy is in the top 3 easily.

lol poor Lexy. Looks like she underestimated Pete's size there.

Damn. Lexy is just.... Well she's just perfect.

Hey, if you got it, flaunt it lol.

I love this so damn much.

I like Lexy's booty. Squish squish

Well.......shit

Unless someone can correct me, I've never seen Lexy have a problem with anyone they hang out with. Even when Sid and Em were there and being all weird and introverted. Lexy was always super sweet and pleasant to them. Hell for that matter so was Pete. I've said it before but @Lexy&Pete seem to be legitimately nice people. Even after people leave and the couple is alone they honestly look like they had a good time and don't go around gossiping behind peoples backs or telling tales. The closest I''ve ever seen those two come to being petty was when they had to clean that bedroom after the previous tenants moved out and Pete looked like he was going to vomit all over the place lol. VH needs to insert a "Buy them a beer" button for each couple because I would gladly buy Lexy and Pete a pint or two.

Ok yeah if that's all true then he's a giant piece of shit. And yeah I don't have any knowledge outside of him on this Apt. as I never got a chance to see them in the old one. I agree 100% you don't even lay your hands on a woman unless it's literally life or death. Guys can cave a womans skull in with their fists. If she's hitting you walk away her damage to you is minimal to what you can do to her. But you've been here much longer than I have so you'll have seen him for what he really is. So there ya go I guess. That's why people have such a problem with Paul.

I'm not sure which event pepe is referring too, but the only one that I saw was that Paul and Leora had been arguing fairly hard. I don't speak their language but it looked rough. Like one of those relationship ending type deals. He had left the apt several times and returned only to start yelling again and leaving. The people on this forum speculated that Paul suspected Leora was cheating on him or something. Again I don't speak the language so I can't say for sure. Anyway during one of their heated exchanges grabbed her wrists and she started kicking her feet out so he got her into a bear hug and wouldn't let her move her arms. She started bawling and he pushed her onto the couch. It wasn't a crazy wrestling suplex or anything, just a push to get her away from him and he left shortly after with her still crying. It was a couple of days before they started talking again. But I've never seen him hit her, or slam her down or anything crazy abusive. That push can be argued for both sides but from what I saw she didn't hurt herself or get any bruises. Just landed on her booty and curled up. BUT! To be fair, when he did it she curled up into the fetal position and looked terrified. Almost like he's done something like this before and she was preparing for the worst.

I've had dreams that I'd wake up and see this exact scenario at the foot of my bed. Hey @Lexy&Pete If you ever decide to come to Miami and need a place to crash, hit me up lol.

@Lexy&Pete did it again. Those two are social butterflies that can get even the most inward of people to bloom. This is why I think those two are one of the best couples on the site. Not just VH but of any cam site out there. The only thing I want to see now is a Lexy all girl 3 way lol. But that's just a selfish fantasy of mine.

So much this. The end of the video is a great example. No basking in the afterglow, no post coitus small talk or clean up its just "Get the fuck off me" and literally runs to the bathroom to clean up. The whole act for Paul is extremely sterile. It reminds me of those religious nuts who only have sex for the act of procreation. Meanwhile Leora is still twitching from her orgasm and trying to recover when Paul kicks her off. The sad thing is that Leora is a very sexual being. You can see that she's trying different things or attempting too. Like in this video she was trying to do a bit of ass licking there and he made that stop in about 2 seconds. She's constantly trying to get him to blow his load down her throat. One time after they got done paul ran off to the bathroom and then brought her a towel to clean up. When he threw it at her she smiled at him and licked his load off her tits. He grimaced and mumbled something and went back to the bathroom. Look don't get me wrong, aside from the sexual experiences Paul seems like a fairly stand up guy. I've seen him lose his temper once and grabbed Leora, but after that he's never laid a finger on her or even raised his voice. But he's pretty dull overall. He comes in, works at the PC or goes to sleep on the couch. I've never seen he and Leora play around or have physical contact that wasn't clinically sterile. It's like he's a robot Load program_hug: Hug.exe initiated. Hug.exe_Load Fail Retry/Abort? Hug.exe_Load Fail Retry/Abort? Hug.exe_Load Fail Retry/Abort? Hug.exe_Load Fail Retry/Abort? Abort Hug.exe Program_Sleep loaded successfully Sleep initiated.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If they're native to Miami it'll be Cuban/Puerto Rican. Really nice people, but holy shit don't piss them off. But my god can they make a really bitchin sandwich. Also, Puerto Rican girls are fucking hot.

It's not a bad idea tbh. But I'm not sure which audience they're shooting for. If it's the english speakers there's already 5000gajilliondy webcam sites out there for them to watch. Personally I watch VH and RLC because they're not in the U.S. Not because it's exotic or taboo but because its nice to see how other parts of the world live their lives and how similar or different the cultures are compared to the U.S. The lack of understanding the language isn't a barrier for me, in fact it's a boon because you start picking up bits and pieces and learn patterns in speech and the cadence of how people around the world talk. For example Leora from RLC who I absolutely adore, when I started watching her it was all gibberish. But now I can understand when she does the baby speak to her dog or when she yells at Paul. But I live near Miami and I pretty much hate very single person there lol. So, it's definitely not for me. All you Non-native Americans just wait. You're going to want to throw these girls out the window in a couple of days. I've never met more shallow, self centered, annoying, self absorbed, ditzy, just plain moronic women than I have in Miami. Hopefully I'll be wrong. But man, I don't have high hopes for the talent. Get used to the world "like" it's going to said about 300 times a minute. "Oh ma god, like, she was like, totally into this guy, but like, she totally hated talking to his girlfriend, so like, just just slept with him and like told him she got pregnant, so like he broke up with his girlfriend, and like, tried to date her, but like, she already didn't like him, so like, she ditched him, and like is totally going after this black guy now, but like, he's such a loser, like, for sure."

Oh shit, she's totally watching the living room cam. Did she just sit there and watch the whole thing?

Ok from what I'm getting with Lexy and Pete talking in English. Candy was upset that Lexy started blowing Dean because it was supposed to just be a handjob? At least that's what I just heard Lexy say. Then again it's 1am here and I'm tired as fuck so I may have misheard. *edit* I just had to edit this post 3 times because I kept misspelling handjob. I'm going to bed. Peace out hombre's

lmao that was just Pete's load. He was supposed to shoot on her chest, but if you watch the vod he drenched her chest, half her face, got some on Deans leg and arm and all over the wall. lol Dean compared it to a untamed fire hose

lol I don''t think you have to worry about that, I just saw him do 3 shots with beer chasers.

I dunno that depends. I think the original intent was to just have good friends and good times. If sexy time happened as a result than so be it. But sometimes it''s good to just laugh and live in the moment. I've had nights like this on both sides of the coin, while I do remember the sexy nights very vividly, I remember the times where myself and my friends were just bullshitting even more fondly. For me just getting to see Lexy laughing so hard is well worth it. Like someone stated earlier it's a far cry from the mood when Sid and Em were on board.

I'm highly impressed with how much these girls can drink. It's a far cry from my high school days when the girls around me would get snockered on a single Zima. Not sure how widespread Zima is, but here in the U.S. its basically a joke. If you were ever caught drinking a Zima you had to live with that for months and months. Tasted like 7up mixed with Grapefruit juice and had the alcohol content of like half a beer. Basically was only drunk by highschool girls.

Thanks guys, let me live vicariously through you!

Dammit I wish I had access to the Loggia