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Aussie_oi_oi

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  1. Max, as I've said to many here if you feel that way you should leave. Why be so unhappy but I'll will miss you on the forum.
  2. careful your getting him excited 🤣
  3. Not as bad as our NSW and QLD states. Video- Students from Warrane College UNSW swim on the oval amid floods - Daily Mail Online.mp4
  4. Chris, all women are your type 🤣
  5. She loves her Mr. Black
  6. Yes, a 6/10 is fair pulo
  7. Has Leora talked to Zena yet?
  8. Joke of the day 😉 A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn’t gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn’t fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down. Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, “…and you’re not going to believe this, but there’s guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass. 😉
  9. Joke of the day 😉 A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door. She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asked her, "You have a bike?" The little old lady said, "Yea, that's my Harley over there," and points to a Harley parked in the driveway. The biker asked her, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady said "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool." The biker is impressed and asked, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" The little old lady said, "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times." 😉
  10. Joke of the day 😁 A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head! But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso popped out! The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms popped out! The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair. By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs popped out. The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over. The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."
  11. Hey juggy, great to see you back. I missed those horse's charging here
  12. That Chris and Greg are Bad To Bone
  13. Leora bates alone with no one else
  14. She has good reasons to be upset with Russian soldiers murdering women and children. The world is upset with Russia and Putin.
  15. Jimbo, well written post and very thoughtful.
  16. Thanks blue, when the time is right and I feel there is nothing anyone can contribute I will close the topic. But who knows if Zena is coming back she may decide that living in freedom is better than living under fear of Putin thugs.
  17. Because I get PM's complaining about it. Your a good guy so I'm trying to help you. Just let it go we all get your point and give it a break for a while.
  18. But why? no one cares mate
  19. maybe you can highlight the numbers every hundred or so we get a rest 😁
  20. Gee hoping Greg doesn't read these posts. 😁
  21. She might decide to move on somewhere else. You have no way of knowing for 100% she will go for residency. There's so many things that can happen in that time that's one of the reasons you need to stop those silly numbers unless you just like pissing off most readers. i.e her father could get ill and require her to be his full time carer.
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