Dave 27

X2!

My desert island menu: Rollmops of herring and small salad Liver and onions with buttered new potatoes Eton mess. Not to forget the most important item. A pint of Belhaven beer which by the way I would kill for right now.

A permanent gag would be a good start😁👍

A fiver!!! Miserable bastard👍😁 P.S.Liked your anagram though Cheapskate/Cheap steak👍

Set the standard high why don't you😁 I'm afraid when I get round to doing my menu it won't be half as posh as that😁

Up yours👍

Eh!!!so I'm a haggis?😟

I ate his dad(that is as in the consuming of food)just to make my position crystal clear😁

You can't go calling the Stadium of Light a brothel😁

I felt sorry for the poor wee bugger😁

or Mackem Munchery👍 P.S.That'll fuck most of the members up😁 JJ will know it though.

It should have been two but I felt sorry for the second one so I released it😝

Yeh your dead right pal,I just swallowed a haggis whole for dinner tonight(25th😋)

Hey Naga mate can you supply me the recipe for humble pie so I can eat a large slice for hijacking your very excellent cookery thread last night.😇👍

Link?thread?,dunno what you're on about Naga👍😃

Reely?😀

She doesn't want independance,she wants independence.😋Yep she's put all her "eggs"in the one basket.👍😀A whole "roe" of them in fact👍😀

She's busy with the pandemic right now,independence is on the back burner.😋

A hope your no cawin me an auld prick?😀 Well there again!!!👍

An erect penis?😋

No surprise there then eh!!😀

Have to give you that one pal👍😀

Point taken👍

In area's covered by cams the tenants "perform"all and everything you pay to watch so my question is what else can they do in private areas?.Yes they could be doing illegal stuff but do you want to be party to that?.JMO.

Dead right Waldi👍