Dave 27

It's one I invented myself buddy. Many moons ago we sent my oldest son to the local shop for some groceries and when he returned he had bought the wrong stuff. His story was that the shop was closed and he went elsewhere.So I said"your Heid etc, etc. and it has stuck to this day so that's how you couldn't find it buddy. It really just means silly, stupid thoughts. Ever felt you wished you had just kept your mouth shut!!! ☹️

Ma heid's foo ay shoaps and and there aw shut😁😁👍

For someone like myself who is never wrong your statement is incorrect pal.It's a heavy burden I've carried all my life.😁😁👍

Amazing Grace like never before,luvvin the slide guitar👍👍👍👍👍

You is perfectly correct buddy.😁👍

If Bruno Mars opened a pub would it be called "Mars Bar"😋👍

Fair enough,it's not everyone's cup of tea.

Ok pal will do,but if you don't like movies about passenger liners sinking in the Atlantic ocean don't watch.😁👍

BS👍

Definition? 1 out of 2 isn't bad for you,eh pal😁👍

BaileyS!!!👍

I'm sure Ash will see the funny side😁😏

You old cynic pal👍

Same here ,absolutely no problems👍

Sorry to hear you haven't been well Ash,hope you recover fully soon.

Yeh the Agricultural end of the country, ooarrr, ooarrr😁👍

Arse being the operative word😄👍

It's called Somerset/Devon speak😁

Kathie sure as hell knows how to play the game,out all night,leaving Stewie and the guest,she returns in the morning let's the young guest fiddle about with her simply to raise some revenue,shower and off to bed.I would love to know where these people go to at that time of night.

If you think you need to lose a few kg's go visit L&P(when it's safe of course)and I'm sure your avatar will figure out a "fitness" regime if you know what I mean😏😏😏😁.

Lexa👍

Spielo asked for English pal,that's the Scottish translation😁👍

Fulsome buttocks??😁👍

Yi mean skelped erse😁