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Dave 27

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  1. And if you have time you could always visit Scotland๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘or Wales or Northern Ireland
  2. Tonto?never heard of him pal.๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘
  3. If Jules turns up looking like the Lone Ranger we have a problem Houston๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
  4. Being in the dark is quite normal for me๐Ÿ˜
  5. and that's a well known fact๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ Just got back online,effing power cut๐Ÿ˜ฌ
  6. I'm a really lucky old git as I have meds to take,I've had needles stuck in me,medical procedures done and nothing ever seems to effect me,yeh really lucky and thankful.Someone once suggested I get my gob sewn shut but fortunately they didn't have enough thread.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‹
  7. Of course we all realise that "no sense no feeling"only applies to you pal.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
  8. I'll bet you I'm the only old bastard on here that's had the vaccine๐Ÿ˜‹
  9. Hi Spying,I totally get what you are saying but do you not think that the words "outgunned" and "outnumbered" are relevant in this.Can you show me anywhere in history where colonialism failed in the first instance?.Having said that GB has been kicked out of more country's than you and I have had hot breakfasts and rightly so although Hong Kong was slightly more organised.
  10. Two Scotsmen rented a boat and went out fishing on the loch and to their surprise caught several large trout.Hamish said"we must come back to this spot,leave a wee marker so we find it again".Hector bent down and drew an X on the boards of the boat,"there you go"he said proudly."That's no good"shouted Hamish."What if they give us another boat next time"
  11. What's wrong with that pal๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
  12. Good afternoon Rob, being sexual, mois!!! Never, that ship sailed ages ago,the oars are oot the water, the sails are doon and the porthole's out of commission. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘
  13. From small acorns do tall oaks grow Something large has in the beginning to start small.
  14. How about,Mony a mickle maks a muckle. Lots of small things make big things๐Ÿ‘
  15. Dressed as a nun I'm sure she keeps her "habits"clean.๐Ÿ˜
  16. They should have WIPED the scene and started again๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
  17. Wi the wellies and pitchfork๐Ÿ˜ Oh that reminds me I must get a packet of wee Willie winkies๐Ÿ˜
  18. Ah you've fixed it,now it makes sense!!๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘
  19. So you were a gravedigger then(talking about dicks in holes) ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘
  20. If she's from Pattaya you may get a shock when she removes her underwear.Just saying.๐Ÿ‘
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