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  1. Dave 27
    Georgie?
  2. Dave 27
    And if you have time you could always visit Scotland😋👍or Wales or Northern Ireland
  3. Dave 27
    Tonto?never heard of him pal.😋👍
  4. Dave 27
    If Jules turns up looking like the Lone Ranger we have a problem Houston😁👍
  5. Dave 27
    Being in the dark is quite normal for me😁
  6. Dave 27
    and that's a well known fact👍😁 Just got back online,effing power cut😬
  7. Dave 27
    I'm a really lucky old git as I have meds to take,I've had needles stuck in me,medical procedures done and nothing ever seems to effect me,yeh really lucky and thankful.Someone once suggested I get my gob sewn shut but fortunately they didn't have enough thread.👍😋
  8. Dave 27
    Of course we all realise that "no sense no feeling"only applies to you pal.😁👍
  9. Dave 27
    Did you think it was painful😋
  10. Dave 27
    I'll bet you I'm the only old bastard on here that's had the vaccine😋
  11. Dave 27
    Hi Spying,I totally get what you are saying but do you not think that the words "outgunned" and "outnumbered" are relevant in this.Can you show me anywhere in history where colonialism failed in the first instance?.Having said that GB has been kicked out of more country's than you and I have had hot breakfasts and rightly so although Hong Kong was slightly more organised.
  12. Dave 27
    Just ask the native Americans👍
  13. Dave 27
    Two Scotsmen rented a boat and went out fishing on the loch and to their surprise caught several large trout.Hamish said"we must come back to this spot,leave a wee marker so we find it again".Hector bent down and drew an X on the boards of the boat,"there you go"he said proudly."That's no good"shouted Hamish."What if they give us another boat next time"
  14. Dave 27
    What's wrong with that pal😁👍
  15. Dave 27
    Good afternoon Rob, being sexual, mois!!! Never, that ship sailed ages ago,the oars are oot the water, the sails are doon and the porthole's out of commission. 😊👍
  16. Dave 27
    From small acorns do tall oaks grow Something large has in the beginning to start small.
  17. Dave 27
    How about,Mony a mickle maks a muckle. Lots of small things make big things👍
  18. Dave 27
    Dressed as a nun I'm sure she keeps her "habits"clean.😁
  19. Dave 27
    I have to confess,I don't know😋👍
  20. Dave 27
    They should have WIPED the scene and started again😁👍
  21. Dave 27
    Wi the wellies and pitchfork😁 Oh that reminds me I must get a packet of wee Willie winkies😁
  22. Dave 27
    Ah you've fixed it,now it makes sense!!😋👍
  23. Dave 27
    Is Opium not Poppy?😋👍
  24. Dave 27
    So you were a gravedigger then(talking about dicks in holes) 😀👍
  25. Dave 27
    If she's from Pattaya you may get a shock when she removes her underwear.Just saying.👍
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