Dave 27

Right back in the swing of things pal eh!!😀 Mrs Rob will be wondering how you can't keep your eyes open during the day😀 P.S. Have you checked the VH shop for photos of Milly or is it Molly😀😀

Milly's getting on ok as well😀😀

I find this funny as fuck,my pal Rob with a Sub.Who would have thought it😀 All that bullshit you gave us in the past😀 The worm has well and truly turned!! More like an anaconda on a roundabout HeHe !!!😀😀

You do know I don't have a sub?

But have you really got a VH Sub?

Hi let's buddy,where's up and at em Joe,Wide awake Joe,LightningJoe,Action man Joe😀😀 No show without Joe😀😀 See what I did there😀

Hi Billy,I notice from your profile that you have been a member of CC a damned sight longer than me but as you well know Tenants can at any time do stuff we dislike or disagree with and while I get what you are saying the only answer is to switch off.It's just one of the hazards of live footage. BTW I'm not in the game of criticizing anyone (unless of course they criticize me)👍

Good morning pal,you are at the wind up surely,yes/no.????? You got cabin fever????.I hope you are not thinking of deserting as well.👎

You refraining!!! That's a first.Much more of that and we'll all start to think you're boring.!! Oops forgot you already are!!😀😀👍

Donald:"Shall we try a different position tonight dear?" Davina:"Yes ,good idea.You stand up and do the ironing,and I'll sit on the sofa and fart"😀

When an old Scottish guy celebrated his 95th birthday his pals for a joke sent him round an attractive young masseuse. When she rang his doorbell he hobbled to the door and standing there on the doorstep was this young beautiful blonde. "I'm here to give you super sex"she said cheerily. The old guy thought for a minute and said"I'll just have the soup"😀

An extremely drunk Glaswegian walks into a bar but the barman refuses to serve him and escorts him out . The drunk walks back into the bar and again he is escorted out The drunk tries it a third time with the same result. Just as he is about to go away he turned to the barman and said "how many bars do you own by the way"😀

Stuck in oor hooses with a whole Turkey to ourselves😀😀😀

Do you know that either Nina or Kira(can't remember which)is a singer in a band.I don't know if she still does it.

I think there is a distinct difference between a Rock and Roll star and a Rock star.? If you saw a Billboard advertising a Rock show would you expect Neil Sedaka to be on the bill that's all I'm saying. I'm definitely not saying one Genre is better than the other, each to their own and as much as I like Hard Rock/Metal etc,etc I can diversify. Anyway thanks for your comments👍

Hi,Neil Sedaka wrote and sang some memorable songs and definitely a star,but a "rock" star,I think not. Sabbath,Led Zeppelin,Iron Maiden,Priest,etc,etc now they were rock stars.👍

Alledgedly,it is about Bonnie Prince Charlie after the Battle of Culloden 1745.When it was obvious the Jacobite army was getting it's butt kicked by the English army Charlie was spirited away from the battlefield and subsequently went on the run with some supporters to the North West Highlands area pursued by the English.He was never caught and eventually was taken to France and never returned to Scotland. So basically the song is in support of Charlie boy.Not all Scottish people see him as a hero though as there were religious aspects to this.Without going into detail and really boring you pal: (1)Jacobites(Scots)were Roman Catholic. (2)English(Hanoverians)were not. This was not the only reason they clashed but it was definitely an underlying factor. Ok pal I could go on but I know you are not much into history and I'll leave it there.👍 P.S.Are you still awake😀😀😀

A big Texan standing in a pub in Edinburgh slaps £100 down on the bar and says in a loud voice "anyone who can drink 10 pints in a row can have the money" Nobody moves or says a word except for one guy who gets up and leaves the bar. Ten minutes later he returns walks right up to the Texan and says"I'll take you up on your bet" The Texan says"barman set up ten pints for the gentleman". The guy wallops the pints down in record time,everybody in the bar applauds and the Texan gives him his money The Texan suddenly says to the guy" where did you go to when you left the bar" The guy replied "I just nipped into the pub next door to make sure I could do the bet"😀

I think I need a NUCLEAR vision of the future😀Oh Gawd!!!!

This a new version of The Locomotion Slender?😀

That was a BOLT from the blue!!

Watt?

That's shocking!!

Hi Rob,it's really nice at the moment similar to you guys,warm when the sun's out but a bit fresh when it goes.I just wish I could get my hands on a load of potting compost and a stack of bedding plants.I have low maintenance back and front gardens but lots of hanging baskets and pots.However it is a wee bit early for planting but champing at the bit to get started.Plenty time on our hands.!!!Oh I see one of my granddaughter's pulling into the driveway with our shopping from Tesco.Gotta run buddy.Speak soon👍

Are you absolutely positive about that😀