Dave 27

Hi Just mate,Can I have Tom and Jerry/Snooker table😀

Congratulations on your new arrival,I hope you are both well.👍 P.S.Blue was only having a bit of fun.😀

Who's he!!😀

Scotsman,Englishman and Irishman working as steel erectors on a high rise in Edinburgh Sitting high up on a steel beam having their lunch Jock looking at his sandwiches said"Cheese again,if I get them to morrow I'm going to jump Willy looked at his salad sandwiches and said the same, Paddy was not happy he had banana sandwiches again and he also said the same The next day they all had the same sandwiches and threw themselves of the steel beam. At the triple funeral a few weeks later the three wives were comforting each other and Jocks wife sobbing said "If I had only known" Willy's wife crying her eyes out said"I would have given him different sandwiches if he had only told me" Paddy's wife shaking her head said"I don't understand it at all,Paddy always made up his own sandwiches"😀😀

Your determined to educate me Eh pal!!!.I thought Haiku was a martial art!!!! Duh!! Thank f*** for Wiki😀

There's sod all poetic about that pair of clowns!!!!!😀

Thinking of taking up poetry pal!!😀

Funny I can think of a couple of Citizens that should be Banned!! But then we would be minus a Tosser and a Balloon!!!😀😏

Okaaay?Thanks anyway jj.

What does CB stand for pal?

Her Great,Great,Great Great Uncle Robin would be proud of her!!!😀

I've got no IKEA!!😀

One of the reasons I didn't renew my Subscription.!!! The return of Em,Foxy&Nastya or Dana &Chris well!!!!!!

Well said Ash👍

Your post!!😀

Funny as fuck Waldi 😀😀

And you with your shiny brand spanking new VH Sub.can watch it all in glorious technicolour,all night if you want😀😀😀

Hi Slender,you trying to convert us cultural heathens.😀 Pleasant change though.Something different👍

Still gross😀😀😀

That's gross buddy!!!!!

BTW Rob,don't quit CC you're a bigger man than the children that can't solve their differences like real adults and instead hide behind their computers. God help any kids they have or plan to have because if this is the example they are going to set,well I rest my case.

Sorry for this late reaction but just found it:Basically there are members on here that run to their mummy's because somebody called them a name.!!! Fucking grow up and act your age not your shoe size

Oh Ash for "dummies "see soothers and "prams" see babywalkers😀😀

You and Guy keep your chin's up we'll get through this.Keep the dopey jokes coming because we need as much as we can get on here for god's sake Ash. I don't think anyone on here could have a problem with you Ash,disagree with you on occasion but never a problem.I think you and I are kindred spirits on here as we would rather joke around and not take ourselves or this place to seriously. What's happened is that basically Jab's,Sparkles and Amy have chucked their dummies out their prams.Now we have a separate club run by J & S for the members that get Soooo upset by Amy that they post in there now(and sometimes in the open forum). I know that Rob and myself refuse to join Jab's and Sparkles club but for my part I won't let their childish little operation have any bearing on my friendships in here. And although I can't speak for Rob I would bet my life he would never turn his back on you. Oh and BTW Ash I'm not taking sides in this ridiculous charade You just keep being you👍👍👍 Stay safe

How ya doin Ash?Hope you're feeling a bit better.