nagachilli2 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Do you know what you call the space between the front entrance and the back exit in Nando's? The peri-perineum...😏 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyone Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, nagachilli2 said: Do you know what you call the space between the front entrance and the back exit in Nando's? The peri-perineum...😏 We don't have a Nando's anywhere close--so did not know what it was until I looked it up--restaurant with peri-peri specialty, so between front hole and back hole is perineum, thus peri-perineum. Very clever these Brits Butt it just doesn't sound too appetizing to eat at the space in between the front and the back (the peri-perineum-the restaurant part).😏 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nagachilli2 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 minute ago, happyone said: We don't have a Nando's anywhere close--so did not know what it was until I looked it up--restaurant with peri-peri specialty, so between front hole and back hole is perineum, thus peri-perineum. Very clever these Brits Butt it just doesn't sound too appetizing to eat at the space in between the front and the back (the peri-perineum-the restaurant part).😏 I wasn't sure if you guys had Nandos over there...but I just went for it ha...😁 Their Peri-peri sauce is pretty famous, and you can buy it in all the major supermarkets over here...They specialise in Chicken...and it's pretty tasty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 10 hours ago, happyone said: We don't have a Nando's anywhere close--so did not know what it was until I looked it up--restaurant with peri-peri specialty, so between front hole and back hole is perineum, thus peri-perineum. Very clever these Brits Butt it just doesn't sound too appetizing to eat at the space in between the front and the back (the peri-perineum-the restaurant part).😏 10 hours ago, nagachilli2 said: I wasn't sure if you guys had Nandos over there...but I just went for it ha...😁 Their Peri-peri sauce is pretty famous, and you can buy it in all the major supermarkets over here...They specialise in Chicken...and it's pretty tasty 0 I also had to look it up. They have over 1000 outlets in 35 countries, but I've never heard of them. But, I get the joke now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 An older couple are having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband. "Just think, honey, we've been married 60 years.?" "Yes," he replies. Sixty years ago we were sitting her at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds." "Well," the old woman snickers, "Should we get naked again for old time's sake?" So they strip off their clothes and sit back down at the table. "You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 60 years ago." "I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Jane's husband bought her a world map. He gave her a dart and said, "Where ever it lands, I'm taking you on a two weeks holiday when this pandemic is over." Turns out, they're spending two weeks behind the fridge. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyChappie Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 I young lad goes for an interview for a customer service job at a local store. The store owner gave him a lengthly interview and at the end asked a simple question . Store owner, 'if you had £27 in one trouser pocket and £43 in another trouser pocket what would you have?' The young lad replied 'I'd have somebody elses trousers on'. 🙂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good looking! How it going?" She, having already downed a few power drinks, turned and said. "Listen! I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college!" Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?" 😁 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyChappie Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 A politician steps on a aeroplane for a short flight and as to sit next to a 9 year old little girl for the flight, as he sits down he ask the little girl about politics and the little girl replies 'can I ask you about poop first?', the politician replies 'yes ok'. So the little girl asks 'when cows poops it's in a pat, when a rabbit poops it's in pallets and when a dog poops it looks like a sausage, why is that?' the politician shrugs and says 'I honestly do not know'. They don't say a word to each other for a while then the politician asks the little girl about politics and the little girl replies 'I can not talk to you about politics when you don't know shit'. 🙂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 A wife checked her husband's phone and found these numbers: 1. The tender one 2. The amazing one 3. Lady of my dreams She got angry and called the first one to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which was his sister. When she dialled the third her own phone rang!!! She cried until she could no more because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month's paycheck to make up for her doubts and mistrust. Husband took the money and bought a gift for his mistress who was listed under "Plumber John". 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Three dogs are in the kennels at the vet. A mutt, a chihuahua, and a lab. "What are you in for? " The mutt asks the chihuahua. "I've been humping the master's leg too much so they sent me here to get fixed." Says the chihuahua. "What about you?" "I knocked up the poodle next door. She's a purebred with papers so the neighbours are suing my family. I'm here to get fixed as well." Replies the mutt. "How about you?" He asks the lab. "Last night after getting undressed my owner dropped an earring. It rolled under her bed. She got down and crawled under to get it, but her hair got stuck. I was really worried about her at first but then all I could think about was how good she looked naked and down on all fours. So I mounted her. She was still stuck and couldn't do anything so I went all the way. " You mean...?" "Yep. I nutted in that bitch like she was the collie down the street." "Wow." Says the mutt. "You almost can't be mad at her for sending you to get fixed." "Oh, I'm not here to get fixed," says the lab. "I'm just here to get my nails clipped." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyChappie Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 A father as a deep chat with his son when he turns 13, you know the birds and bees talk. The father says to his son 'there are three kinds of people in the world, dicks, cunts and arseholes'. And the father says 'if you grow up to be any of these be a dick that way you'll get to fuck all the cunts and arseholes is the world'. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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