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Aussie_oi_oi Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Joke of the day REDNECK VACATION Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and danged if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albundy1089 Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Comparing Texas lawmakers with the Taliban seems a little extreme. One is authoritarian theocracy armed by US weapons manufacturers that violently persecutes women and children in the name of religion. And the other is the Taliban. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aussie_oi_oi Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Joke of the day On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground."What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger."Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger."Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nagachilli2 Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 10 hours ago, Aussie_oi_oi said: Joke of the day On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground."What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger."Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger."Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!" Cracking joke Aussie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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