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letsdothis Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed at the next worship service, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10'. Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he soon broke out in laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins, 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads: 'I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid, for I was naked.' 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aussie_oi_oi Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Just to Help – A Do It Yourself COVID Test 1. Pour a glass of wine and smell it 2. If you can smell it, then taste it 3. If you can both smell it and taste it, you do not have the COVID virus Just to test it out, I did the test 19 times last evening and, thank God, all the tests were negative. But I'll have to repeat them today, as I woke up with a headache and a bit disoriented this morning. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie_oi_oi Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Joke of the day Deaf Sex Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. I f you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times. The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife that if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGNAR Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 On 9/5/2021 at 7:57 AM, letsdothis said: When i read this,the first person that popped into my head was @nagachilli2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGNAR Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 You know what the instructions on a polish made parachute say?? OPENS ON IMPACT ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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