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Just now, Lurkker said:

She has a taste for lots of raw onions and garlic doused in vinegar.  Great to chow down before dates.

Slightly OT, sort of...but I went to the opticians for an eye test coupla weeks ago. I was 'sorted out' (but not in the way I'd like ha) by a lovely looking and sounding Scottish optician, even with a face mask on ...Anyway, because of the pandemic there was a screen between her and me when she got up real close. 
I said ''That must be the only good thing to come out of the pandemic for you...you can eat what you want now''. I often wondered about that, because an optician with bad breath ain't great...🥴
She agreed...she said ''Yes, I love garlic and curry''...

Then she said ''I'll just lock the door shall I you smooth talking Geordie bastard?''...

Then I woke up! 😏

 

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18 minutes ago, nagachilli2 said:

Slightly OT, sort of...but I went to the opticians for an eye test coupla weeks ago. I was 'sorted out' (but not in the way I'd like ha) by a lovely looking and sounding Scottish optician, even with a face mask on ...Anyway, because of the pandemic there was a screen between her and me when she got up real close. 
I said ''That must be the only good thing to come out of the pandemic for you...you can eat what you want now''. I often wondered about that, because an optician with bad breath ain't great...🥴
She agreed...she said ''Yes, I love garlic and curry''...

Then she said ''I'll just lock the door shall I you smooth talking Geordie bastard?''...

Then I woke up! 😏

 

You're on internet timeout for the rest of the night.

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3 minutes ago, nagachilli2 said:

Hey @Mark Thompson

What's confusing you tonight my friend? That's a coupla mine now, with no sarcasm.
Have you had too much wacky backy?

I thought you'd like that true story about my eye test...apart from the locking the door bit ha...

I can't understand if this was a true story or a dream ???  "then I woke up???  and was it about bad breath or bad eyes ... didn't wan't to ask as it seemed too confusing to figure out what to ask or to even bother ... I'm totally confused .....

I rarely use the 'Hippy Lettuce'  as my lungs don't agree with it after 40 years of partaking ...but sometimes I'm sure it would help me with these pretzel logic stories ...

just tell me ..is it a true or a dream ?

ps My interest was on this scottish nurse and what you might have viewed ...

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Just now, Mark Thompson said:

I can't understand if this was a true story or a dream ???  "then I woke up???  and was it about bad breath or bad eyes ... didn't wan't to ask as it seemed too confusing to figure out what to ask or to even bother ... I'm totally confused .....

I rarely use the 'Hippy Lettuce'  as my lungs don't agree with it after 40 years of partaking ...but sometimes I'm sure it would help me with these pretzel logic stories ...

just tell me ..is it a true or a dream ?

ps My interest was on this scottish nurse and what you might have viewed ...

Ok.. I eat garlic, or garlic/garlic flavoured meals most nights of the week...I often wondered if the occupation of opticians and dentists, because they get so close, influenced them on what they eat. So, because I was keen to chat with this hot optician, I had that conversation...But I dreamt that she locked the door and my eye test included my Jap's eye...🤣

Just having a bit of fun on the forum my friend...Just my sense of humour...

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