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1 hour ago, StnCld316 said:

I don't think she knows they invented a Rubber Bath Mat to prevent falls.   :biggrin:

She needs to put that on her wishlist    😂😀

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Here is a joke I heard today and I do not know where to post so I take this topic here:

Daughter comes home with her boyfriend and bumps into her mum.

Daughter: "Mum we are going upstairs in my room"

Mum: "Okay but do not make any shenanigans"

After a while mum hears strange sounds and: "Baby, baby, baby, oooh"

She rushes up the stairs and into her daughters room.

Daughter: "Damn mum get out! Can't you see we are fucking?"

Mum: "Oh thank god. I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber" 

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