woodworker

I couldn't let this pass by. For a man should never feel completely alone. And, just like TBG, I and some of the other like minded guys were thrown out of gym, because I refused to take my clothes off or to jump into a shower and romp around with those towel slapping imbeciles there. To me, it was about as queerish as one can get without dropping to your knees, and even the foul, dank smell of it all just gave me a case of the heavy jeevies. Soooooooo,.. "Your Out!" As they say in the game.

My Dad loved watching baseball, and westerns. Me too.

Better days.

I've got two eyes and I see both sides. But if you will ease up some, I'm sure he will too. Look, I've made my own mistakes in life. But I know people, and he is a far better person than you currently give him credit for. Anyway, here's hoping for a calm resolve.

Back off a bit. Ozi is a good man. Maybe you are too, I don't know. But I think I know him better. Someone once told me a long, long time ago, that maybe I should spend a few minutes with somebody before I fly off the handle and decide to kill them. He was right. Some even turned out to be friends in the end.

Yeah, It's swell. Like a saloon brawl, there's blood all over the screen. :) "I'm here to paint the town red mother fuckers."

I can't see why she stays with him. They definitely have nothing in common except they both like to argue. It's that lucky horse shoe dick of his. There's no other explanation for it.

That song came out in the year of my birth. I think my mother may have caught me humming it a few times in my cradle.

How right you are.

In this picture, minus the hat, he looks a lot like James T. Burris. Who was right there with me, side by side, during the heyday of the gang. He was as tough as they come. So long Jim.

I'm sure one of the many hatchet men here will be glad to assist you through these murky swamp lands. Even I don't remember just how the hell I managed to get through it all. Sorry. Be patient though, because there really are some helpful people here. And I think you will find it worthwhile, as I do.

No tossing and turning in the night with a guilty conscience for one. Plus you get a personally hand signed nude picture of Leora. Wow! And if that weren't enough, it also encases you to some extent anyway, with a bullet proof vest against being too quickly banned for being an asshole. A lot of people here need that kind of protection. But take care, it's not a hundred percent fool proof! Just think of it instead as cheap insurance. Caution: Some of the claims herein have been grossly exaggerated, and do reflect the real benefits as expressed by our illustrious, and beloved warden.

I like white meat, not the dark.

Nat King Cole is one of my all time favorite singers. Thank you again Rubberball. I don't why I hadn't posted anything from him up till now. But you reminded me of just how good he was.

And don't forget Woo. We have to have Woo, with his pigs, or things will begin to pile up real quick!

I turned 64 last January,.. Does that make you feel a little better? On behalf of all of us here, I welcome you friend.

And I want to applaud Rubberball50 for being a resident here with both class and distinction.

I know that this isn't really the place for this. But sometimes lightning just strikes where it will. Anyway, I'm not sure what the 50 stands for at the end of Rubberball. Perhaps his age? But do any of you out there know what the 150 stands for after TBG? And he's old alright, but it's not his age. Well here's a clue. It's not the size of his truck, like some may have thought, but rather the number of flag burning liberals that his truck crashed into one dark and drunken night. He's too modest to admit it, but I know that's what it really stands for.

You are soooooo right my friend. And during the slow dances,.. Oooo, the shit I used to whisper in their ears, just before I send them backwards into a dip! I could never pull myself to do those fast dances. But I could round a corner pretty damn well during the slow ones. And besides, what other dance lets you get so close. ;)

I know what you mean. Your in good company here. You know, back in the day, I would have sent over a bottle of champagne to that couple, for making me smile for three and a half minutes.

My god that looks like fun!