woodworker

Don't be stupid. When someone else leaves a post where a certain issue might arise, it would be impracticable to respond to that preceding comment by responding on a site where it wouldn't at the time correspond or apply. It is also almost impossible to adhere to just one subject matter in any given place or topic here at CC. For it is in the nature of conversation that things evolve or topics change. If you don't like it, don't read it.

Yeah,.. I suppose there is room enough and I probably should have included a raisin as well. I mean he just seems too mighty to have neglected him. I defer to your judgment concerning any others. And definitely granite. Something that will glare down upon our enemies for centuries to come, and that can withstand a nuclear blast if it should come to that.

These are the people that I have come to like and respect. And if I could, I'd have their faces carved on the side of a mountain, for all the world to marvel over. There is,.. VAN,.. Also known as VAN the MAN. Believe me folks you mustn't doubt it. PEPE,.. Yet another noble inhabitant of this asylum. SQUIRREL,.. AKA. Foamy T Squirrel. Also a resident lunatic of notable standing. TBG,.. Also known as prisoner no. 150 in the penal colony. There for tossing a bomb through a liberals picture window one dark and stormy night. A fine fellow, with a good arm. HMFIC,.. A quiet, unassuming maniac, who sometimes catches flies and eats them. A great guy to have around at back yard barbecue's. And then there's,.. OZIOZIOZIOZIOZIOZIOZIOZI (Sorry, the needle sort of got stuck in the groove.) Yet he is but one more great delegate to our foreign affairs department here,.. As I'm sure he has had many foreign affairs, and has made himself beloved by many,.. well maybe not many, but at least by some here. Well, There it is! My very own Mount Rushmore. PS. If I left someone out,.. tough! I'm tired, and a bit forgetful anymore. And besides the mountain is only so big, and you wouldn't want to have all the tourist craning their necks too much in order to try to take in the full magnitude or grandeur of it all, now would you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeoqZ4AUenI And this I leave for some of you hard nose feminist bitches out there.

Yeah I know. Sometimes the effect of these liberals can be a bit too much to bear, and even the very stench of what is left behind by them can prove to be overpowering, much the same as when having to hold ones nose in a dirty gas station washroom with a toilet that hasn't been flushed for days. That is what they have done to this country. And I hate them for it.

I know. I feel the exact same way. The filthy liberals, with their self-serving 'Feel Good' policies, and their so called 'political correctness', along with their lesbo cohorts in the feminist bowel movement, have cast a dark shadow over this once great land. I see them for what they really are, and despise them all!

My God, it's amazing just how much we have in common. And this from a loner who never climbs the walls or clamors for the sake of just anyone when it comes to that which I call good company. You, along with certain others here, are the only reason that I even bother with all of this.

Oh you are so right. If you weren't a guy I could kiss you. So as it is I am vigorously shaking your hand instead.

Those pokey mother fuckers don't drive even so much as one mile an hour over the posted speed limits. With no insurance or drivers license, I suppose I can understand why. Whenever I'm stuck behind one of these annoying bastards I often envision them in a big sombrero chewing on a wheat straw while lumbering on in an old feed cart being pulled by a burro. "Si senor, I mucho likey dis country,... I pickey da fruit for you." "Me happy immagrint."

Oh wait, I've got one. There was this blonde girl sucking on this guys dick,.. ... ... ... Aw Shoot!, I forgot the rest.

It's a shame that I'm not a younger man, with a lot of money and backing behind me. Why, I can almost see the banners now. Vote for WOODY! That fucker is just what this country need's right now! They want transparency,.. I'll give them transparency! Like Casper, (Golly gee, what happened to me?) They'll be a lot of people that will become invisible once I'm in office. Like the Muslim brotherhood for one.

If the whole concept of free speech and the truth are still valued in this country, I will tell you a short but true story. It was not more than about a month after 911 when I was then at that time selling cars at a Chrysler dealership in Plano Texas. Business was extremely slow, as the country was still reeling from the shocking effects of the deaths and the destruction brought about by those bastards upon the World Trade center. It almost didn't make any sense to even bother getting dressed for work back then, as there were no customers and the lot itself was pretty much like a dessert at the time. But then out of nowhere, in struts a Muslim man into the showroom not looking at all unhappy by the look upon his face but instead seemed somewhat emboldened by the affects of recent events. At first, as I sat in my office just watching him as he looked around, I half laughed, as no one really cared to wait upon him. But then the fucker spotted me, and just strolled into my office under the pretense of maybe wanting to buy a Jeep. But I could tell it was just a rouse on his part, and while I was extremely cold towards him, he nevertheless had tried to get chummy with me. Then he pulled out of a black satchel he was carrying around with him a paper back volume of the Koran and had placed it on the corner of my desk, as he then tapped on it twice with his two boney fingers and said to me in that heavily accented manner of theirs,.. "You know Woody, (as he spoke my real name instead).. you really ought to try this." And at first I was stunned by this move, but then I replied,.. "You know, I have tried it, but I found Charmin to be much softer." Well that did it! It was like he had gotten hit in the face with a brick. And he left in a huff all the while muttering something or other in his own fucking language while I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. True story.

Van had laid out a very accurate history of these devil worshiping Muslims. Now, I must add my own two cents. Not a history so much as a commentary. Believe it or not for a few hundred years the people of the middle east were Christians, and were for the most part a peace loving bunch. They were also a brilliant race of people. They had invented many great things, including the triangular sail, so that boats could travel better on water regardless of which way the wind was blowing, and they had given us our very number system as well. Many, many words such as Algebra, Arithmetic, Astronomy, and so forth are Arabic words. But the Arabs and the Jews never really took to one another, and so along comes this prick Muhammad who besides being jealous of the fame and notoriety of Jesus, said, "Hey, I'll not only ascend to heaven as he did, but I'll do it on my horse as well." But his so called ascent, much like everything else, was a lie, and never really happened. Even the nine year old little girl he was fucking back then, (TRUE) could see he was an enslaver, and a hater. A despicable piece of shit, that had the audacity to wrap himself up as if he were Holy. Jesus once said, "You will know them by their works." And Muhammad was very much an instrument of the devil,.. a deceiver that had turn those people into the shit they now are. I fear that Van is right. That we may never have anyone brave enough to ever truly do what is necessary to finally destroy these bastards, once and for all. Not so long as the liberal media, and the 'Who gives a fuck' world view is so in favor of seeing their own western civilization being destroyed instead.

Aw,.. Don't tease me like that. You almost had me running for my credit card.

Obama is a fermenting pile of shit! I hold my nose for the next two years and then hope for the best.

The only blonde joke I know, is a bitch named Elaine.

Wow!,.. Such a hostile bunch of Newbies we have here at CC nowadays. A sad commentary of the times I suppose. One of them was bitching about how Adriane and Daniel keep fucking on the balcony, and stated that they should put a camera there so that they could see. And I merely suggested that they might also consider putting one on the roof, or in the back seat of their car as well, if they should have one. And oh what an outpouring of anger had then spewed out from that. These Newbies are really passionate about their perversions. One can almost see them, >:( all red faced, and clinching their fist in a fit of rage. Something about being duped, or fleeced out of their money. That sort of thing. And in that, I do sympathize with them, and am glad that I hadn't taken the plunge just yet.

And maybe one on the roof as well, or in the back seat of their car, if they have one. What,.. You never fucked on the roof before?

What ever happened to those good o'l days when men could settle their little disputes amicably by marking off ten paces and then commence to just shooting at each other? Seems so civilized to me.

And it's not just how far you've gone, but where you have been as well. In my case, to hell and back.

The only commercial toys I have envisioned are tiny little replica's of those centering around Kong's cock. The same one he used to piss on the gathering pedestrians down below. Before he started his tumble down.

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Negative karma points are nice I suppose. As they do speak volumes as to one's character in many ways. But it's like I've said before. It's not until you start to receive actual death threats that you can truly go to bed feeling satisfied with yourself. People such as TBG and myself, were like a couple of old sea dogs back then, traversing the great unknown and often doing battle with some of the indigenous savages of far off lands. Things I still reminiscence over fondly at times with a lump in my throat. Remember that mysterious Ukrainian bitch, 'Shadow'? Oh what a time that was. Anyway, Whenever you might see from time to time one of those old model ships stuck away inside of an empty Scotch or Vodka bottle my friends, do think kindly upon us. Especially now as my current ship seems to be listing a little bit.

Yeah, She's quite an eyeful isn't she.

Here's a catchy tune I think you guys will enjoy. And where's that fucking friend of mine, TBG?!! Like smelling salts, this ought to bring him around. Time to wake up TBG,.. Time to play spin the vodka bottle.