woodworker

Thanks guys. This is for you, as I lift my glass high to you. Salute.

One more for my two good friends.

This one is for one of the few friends I have. I'm talking about you Van. And I don't want to hear some mother fucker tell me this belongs in the Juke Box thread. I cut my own path through life!

Just another fucking mooch.

Yes! I agree. And of course their rent is paid for, otherwise RLC wouldn't be able to maintain control or tell them to hit the road, if ever a situation should arise that they didn't approve of.

No. This is the Russian version of "Candid Camera", and any minute now Allen Funt is going to crawl out from under the bed and say,.. "SMILE, Your on Candid Camera."

Alright, Your turn now. Come on my friends fess up.

That's an all American picture.

It's like stepping on dog shit. And the fairy wants pictures no less. Brownie points! LOL!

You've got to be fucking kidding me! Just when I thought I was out,.. They pulled me back in. I haven't even been gone for two days, and this is what the old neighborhood has fallen to? If I'm going to leave another post to what few friends I may yet have here, it has to be under a different heading other than this shit!

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It's funny just how far removed from anyone's interest Nora and Kinko have finally managed to make themselves. If you go to their section on Camcaps, it can easily be two or three days according to the dates before anyone even voices a comment. I don't suppose their memoirs will ever become a best seller either.

F219 Didn't say anything wrong. Johnycom is just like that other hypocrite, Cherry Lady, or BJ, who are extremely judgmental of those others who might hold a certain distain or disgust over the habits or mannerisms of those we sometimes watch on RLC. We aren't allowed by these liberal imbeciles to cast any bad comments on them, but these sordid fucks have no problem doing that very thing with some of us, and only because they don't like our opinion. Have you ever noticed that when a mouse suddenly scampers across a room, it puts everyone into momentary frenzy. But then after this slight excitement wanes, the room returns once again to it's former calm composure.

Yes,.. It would be a blast. Until the law discovers us, then we'd be locked up in little cells and be forced to throw little messages tied to a string to each other instead. But they will never silence us,.. never!

Yes,.. It's not their fault that they don't have either the skills or the talent as our once esteemed patron of the arts Kaplan had. But sadly, we were forced to eulogize his passing back on Valentines day.

Oh please do continue on. It's like the sweet sound of a babbling brook to me, just to hear your flustered words sing my praise.

I remember. Manfred Man, I mean.

I call you a friend.

No my friend,.. A Dude is a guy, plain and simple. And we should never confuse the difference between that of a girl, a gal, a dame, a broad, a lassie, a chick, or a woman,.. with a guy? They've got enough descriptive names as it is. Hell, I wouldn't even let someone else call me a dude. That's too much of a California thing. And I hold my nose to most of what comes out of California anymore. A simple guy, or a man would suffice for me. Though I have been called other things, even in Russian, by this torn up old whore named Cherry Lady. Which reminds me,.. I left out 'bitch'.

And Tay, just remember. We here at the Old Dudes board would never want to see you chopped up into little pieces and left behind a woodpile. But we might just take you to the wood shed though. TAY,.. As she goes running home with a teary eye and a stinging sore bottom to her Mama. "Mama, look at what some mean o'l man just did to me,.. Whaaa" :'( Tay's mother:.. "Good,.. You've been having that coming to you for a long time now."

I think that Pepe speaks for all of us here upon that little matter. Oh and Pepe, have you ever notice that almost indescribable look in a girls eyes when your done. Those moist, wet, adorable eyes, and that respectful look that comes across their face,.. it tells a tale of which without any words speaks volumes. Now I think Tay's thinking,.. Oh yes, Please,.. I do need it so. ;)

If it's not too much trouble,.. Yes I do. And yes, you are a sweet little naughty girl. But that's alright, we like you very much.

I hate to admit it, but I never heard of that one, and I hung around with some of the seediest people you could ever imagine. So what is Chesterfield Checkers? I only remember the cigarettes called Chesterfields.

Age is a relative thing really. You just have to tall enough to be able to peep through a keyhole. That's how I learn. :)

Yes, but if you go down the street to Emily's. ;)