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  1. The 'boy' as he has been referred to is probably twenty five years old in reality. But that just show's you some of the negative affects Chernobyl has had on some of the nearby residence there. Stunted growth, hairless body, little pee pee. And yes, that is probably a toupee' he is wearing. Yet people still insist on having their little weekend picnics there, despite all the warnings.
  2. RLC must have given up on me altogether. I don't even see this new couple show up on their apartment menu. And I wouldn't have even known about them at all, if others hadn't written some post about this. Are you sure they really exist, and aren't just some type of mirage or something?
  3. RLC must have given up on me altogether. I don't even see Martha and David show up on their apartment menu for some reason. I never would have known that they existed if it weren't for some others posting about it.
  4. If your talking about Joe Biden and Obama,.. Obama is Joe Biden's shadow. He's always there right beside him. That makes me wonder. When Obama was running for president against Hillary Clinton the first time, did that make him the dark horse?
  5. You talk about danger! Do you realize that a strange man could make his way into that apartment while Paul was away at camp one day, throw a pillow case over that poor girls head and rape her, and not a one of us could even serve as a good witness, though thousands had been watching the whole thing. Police asking me to describe the assailant: "How the fuck should I know what he looked like, it would be like trying to read a newspaper under water, with that fucked up camera they have there!" "Oh wait officer, maybe this will help." "He was sort of fuzzy looking, you know,.. with all of his features like his nose and his eyes and his mouth just sort of blending and melding together while swirling about, kind of like a marble cake batter appears like when your mixing it up in a bowl." "Does that help you?" "Sorry I wasn't more of a help to you officer,.. But I did once see the face of Mohamed grimacing on a slice of buttered toast once a few days back." "It was quite unsettling, and unnerved me a lot!"
  6. I'm glad your enjoying it. But it's all just one big annoying blur to me, thanks to that cheap surveillance camera they probably stole off of some Seven/Eleven parking lot a few years back in order for them to save a few bucks. Like I've said before,.. We have clearer images of men walking on the moon some 238,000 miles away from 1969.
  7. Van is so right. And I deeply appreciate others like our good friend Ozi, as well those others who see this growing menace as the legitimate threat that it is. I only wish that I could show these gung-ho jihadist what my idea of fighting a war actually means. You wouldn't have to worry yourself about those fucking bastards for very long. I promise you. As it sits, we can only hope that someone will come along with the guts and the brains to finally save this world from them.
  8. You are our canon sir. So long as there are people such as you, we will prevail.
  9. Can you imagine what the Constitution would read like, had the Democrats of today had founded this once great country? Herein lies but a few excerpts from it. You lowly peasants that now grovel about our feet like our own dogs about our hearths. We declare that you will surrender to the state 75% of all you acquire through your own sweat and toil each year for the greater good of the chosen elite that heads up our illustrious party. We will also confiscate half of whatever you may leave behind when you die. For our lust for power and control over you must be fed, and this is a costly business of ours. We also declare that you will hand over the charge of your children to us, as we know best what is proper and good for them. You will wear these chains we place around your ankles and the yokes we place upon your necks proudly, or you will be interned in our death camps and made to suffer until you are finally broken or die. Herein Signed: Your Masters, of the Democrat Party.
  10. There is another mountain of sorts, a veritable dung heap of smoldering shit, where certain notable Democrats like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, along with many Hollywood personalities like Sean Penn and the like are also to be seen figured prominently. But it is called Traitor's mountain. A place where many Democrats all hold hands and dance around by the light of the moon as they offer their ritual sacrifices of the freedoms and liberties that the Constitution once held for the real Americans of this country to their heathen deity Obama. Even before the smell of this place hits your nose, you can hear their far oft chanting as they worship him. Obaaba Obaaba Obaaba Obaaba
  11. I can tell you thing or two about Hines Park. I am smiling now as I write this.
  12. Yeah,.. I went from the east side to the west side. Which was like night and day at the time. When we moved to the west side it was very close to Livonia. Are you familiar with Joy road and Telegraph. Or Warren Ave.?
  13. What in the hell has happened to this world? Will someone please tell me!!! And as far as the pregnant Barbie doll goes,.. I'm surprised they didn't make the baby a mullato. "Introducing the new 'Free and Easy' Barbie." "A total slut that everyone can enjoy playing with." Or maybe they can have a motorized Barbie twerking. Wouldn't that be nice. And what's with the baby doll with pubic hair? Are they fucking nuts? I can just see a little girl now,.. "Take this back mommy, it has mold growing on it." And a Lego concentration camp!!! Oh yeah, that would have gone over real big in New York. I never thought I would see the day when Santa Clause would become a figure of dread to a child. But then, I never thought that this world would have turned into the shit it has become. Hey, that's an idea,.. How about Play Dough coming up with a toy mold of the world where the kids can now have fun putting their own shit into it? Complete with handy little towelette packets.
  14. Don't be stupid. When someone else leaves a post where a certain issue might arise, it would be impracticable to respond to that preceding comment by responding on a site where it wouldn't at the time correspond or apply. It is also almost impossible to adhere to just one subject matter in any given place or topic here at CC. For it is in the nature of conversation that things evolve or topics change. If you don't like it, don't read it.
  15. Yeah,.. I suppose there is room enough and I probably should have included a raisin as well. I mean he just seems too mighty to have neglected him. I defer to your judgment concerning any others. And definitely granite. Something that will glare down upon our enemies for centuries to come, and that can withstand a nuclear blast if it should come to that.
  16. These are the people that I have come to like and respect. And if I could, I'd have their faces carved on the side of a mountain, for all the world to marvel over. There is,.. VAN,.. Also known as VAN the MAN. Believe me folks you mustn't doubt it. PEPE,.. Yet another noble inhabitant of this asylum. SQUIRREL,.. AKA. Foamy T Squirrel. Also a resident lunatic of notable standing. TBG,.. Also known as prisoner no. 150 in the penal colony. There for tossing a bomb through a liberals picture window one dark and stormy night. A fine fellow, with a good arm. HMFIC,.. A quiet, unassuming maniac, who sometimes catches flies and eats them. A great guy to have around at back yard barbecue's. And then there's,.. OZIOZIOZIOZIOZIOZIOZIOZI (Sorry, the needle sort of got stuck in the groove.) Yet he is but one more great delegate to our foreign affairs department here,.. As I'm sure he has had many foreign affairs, and has made himself beloved by many,.. well maybe not many, but at least by some here. Well, There it is! My very own Mount Rushmore. PS. If I left someone out,.. tough! I'm tired, and a bit forgetful anymore. And besides the mountain is only so big, and you wouldn't want to have all the tourist craning their necks too much in order to try to take in the full magnitude or grandeur of it all, now would you.
  17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeoqZ4AUenI And this I leave for some of you hard nose feminist bitches out there.
  18. Yeah I know. Sometimes the effect of these liberals can be a bit too much to bear, and even the very stench of what is left behind by them can prove to be overpowering, much the same as when having to hold ones nose in a dirty gas station washroom with a toilet that hasn't been flushed for days. That is what they have done to this country. And I hate them for it.
  19. I know. I feel the exact same way. The filthy liberals, with their self-serving 'Feel Good' policies, and their so called 'political correctness', along with their lesbo cohorts in the feminist bowel movement, have cast a dark shadow over this once great land. I see them for what they really are, and despise them all!
  20. My God, it's amazing just how much we have in common. And this from a loner who never climbs the walls or clamors for the sake of just anyone when it comes to that which I call good company. You, along with certain others here, are the only reason that I even bother with all of this.
  21. Oh you are so right. If you weren't a guy I could kiss you. So as it is I am vigorously shaking your hand instead.
  22. Those pokey mother fuckers don't drive even so much as one mile an hour over the posted speed limits. With no insurance or drivers license, I suppose I can understand why. Whenever I'm stuck behind one of these annoying bastards I often envision them in a big sombrero chewing on a wheat straw while lumbering on in an old feed cart being pulled by a burro. "Si senor, I mucho likey dis country,... I pickey da fruit for you." "Me happy immagrint."
  23. Oh wait, I've got one. There was this blonde girl sucking on this guys dick,.. ... ... ... Aw Shoot!, I forgot the rest.
  24. It's a shame that I'm not a younger man, with a lot of money and backing behind me. Why, I can almost see the banners now. Vote for WOODY! That fucker is just what this country need's right now! They want transparency,.. I'll give them transparency! Like Casper, (Golly gee, what happened to me?) They'll be a lot of people that will become invisible once I'm in office. Like the Muslim brotherhood for one.
  25. If the whole concept of free speech and the truth are still valued in this country, I will tell you a short but true story. It was not more than about a month after 911 when I was then at that time selling cars at a Chrysler dealership in Plano Texas. Business was extremely slow, as the country was still reeling from the shocking effects of the deaths and the destruction brought about by those bastards upon the World Trade center. It almost didn't make any sense to even bother getting dressed for work back then, as there were no customers and the lot itself was pretty much like a dessert at the time. But then out of nowhere, in struts a Muslim man into the showroom not looking at all unhappy by the look upon his face but instead seemed somewhat emboldened by the affects of recent events. At first, as I sat in my office just watching him as he looked around, I half laughed, as no one really cared to wait upon him. But then the fucker spotted me, and just strolled into my office under the pretense of maybe wanting to buy a Jeep. But I could tell it was just a rouse on his part, and while I was extremely cold towards him, he nevertheless had tried to get chummy with me. Then he pulled out of a black satchel he was carrying around with him a paper back volume of the Koran and had placed it on the corner of my desk, as he then tapped on it twice with his two boney fingers and said to me in that heavily accented manner of theirs,.. "You know Woody, (as he spoke my real name instead).. you really ought to try this." And at first I was stunned by this move, but then I replied,.. "You know, I have tried it, but I found Charmin to be much softer." Well that did it! It was like he had gotten hit in the face with a brick. And he left in a huff all the while muttering something or other in his own fucking language while I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. True story.
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