woodworker

That's the kind of news reporting that CC needs for those of us who might have missed some things. Especially now that there aren't any pictures anymore to tell the story. Only for you guy. ;) but you won't see anything... (The Image associated with this comment is no longer accessible and has been removed). I think you should be in charge as the chief editor of the Camcaps Gazette.

A while back I made an inference in a post about Jack the Ripper. But now it's time to take a serious look at this legendary killer. Sure, I've heard all the theories, from the Queen's henchmen to protect some high born prince from having a child born out of wedlock from a prostitute, to the authorities later thinking to blame the ghastly crime on an American doctor. But upon a closer inspection of it all you will clearly see that it bears all the markings of it being the work of an irate Muslim. Yes,.. You heard me,.. A Muslim. Why?, We may never know. Perhaps it was because those women refused to wear a burka. Or perhaps because he couldn't resist secretly wanting to fuck them, and took his hatred out on them for that of his own inner weakness. Or perhaps it's just because he felt that he was entitled to a freebee and the women there just laughed in his face. Or perhaps one of them gave him a case of the Clap. We can only speculate as to why? But at the end of the day I'm pretty sure that you will come to same conclusion as I have in that Jack the Ripper was probably in all likelihood the great, great, grandfather of either Omar Shit Mohamed, or perhaps even that of Osama Bin Laden. It just makes sense to me.

That's the kind of news reporting that CC needs for those of us who might have missed some things. Especially now that there aren't any pictures anymore to tell the story.

Thanks,.. I appreciate that.

LOL,.. I know. The very idea if it were ever 'normalized', or accepted by society would spawn a whole new series of Wild Kingdom, or National Geographic shows. I can almost see it playing out now. Announcer: "We're here in the lush jungles of Kilimanjaro where our guest Mr. Jones will be attempting to make love to a full grown lioness." "This could be exciting folks, and a wee bit risky I would venture." Lioness: Roaaaar! Translation: (You mother fucker!) Chomp chomp chomp. The blood curdling screams of Mr. Jones: "Aaaaaaaaah" Announcer: "Quick!,.. Cut to commercial!" Announcer upon his return from break: "Sorry about that folks, and remember, next week we'll be having Mr. Mountjoy as he explores the sexual mysteries of a female hippopotamus." "You won't want to miss that."

No, But about eight months ago they had a couple living on a farm, and the guy actually fucked a mule there. Sorry you missed it. I know, 'A day late, and a dollar short',.. Right?

I think some of these fuckers may have gotten a little too close to Chernobyl. I'm sure it's an interesting place to have a picnic and all, but I think it's beginning to have an effect on some of population over there. You see it everywhere you look! From rats the size of possums, to taking harmless little kids like Efim and turning them into baby faced Jack the Rippers.

When he's through with that banana, being a Russian, he can send it on it's way to the White House as a goodwill or friendship token. I'm sure Obama would appreciate this gesture. You know, kind of a, "From Russia with Love", sort of thing. Something far more practical than that bust of Sir Winston Churchill ever was to him,.. Don't you think?

As far as the cameras go, we have clearer images of men walking on the moon from 1969.

I can't tell you how many times Paul has humped that very same leg before.

Perhaps Efim may have been Jacques Cousteau in another life.

Looking for an insightful or interesting comment from some of you Newbies is like searching for life on other planets at times. And some of you actually act like your just twelve years old. You never would have made it in my crowd, that's for sure.

My head aches.

If they ever put some decent cameras in her apartment, it will be like having your cataracts removed.

Another good one Nick.

At least these people aren't just wasting away their youth, like Nora and Kinko did. Like Nij has said, it's good to see a couple not become slaves to their phones or computers. I know from my own past, you have to create your own excitement and fun at times. Nobody's going to do it for you.

Ah,.. You remembered.

Those restrooms are found in only the finest establishments. Like, 'Judy's Hen House' a once historic site in the shadowy Arts district of Detroit. Sadly now just a burned out shell of a building with only some soot marks remaining on the walls.

How funny. (Pre-Cum) Sometimes pre-cum has semen in it. LOL. It's all semen. And yes sometimes the pre-ejaculate may contain some sperm in it, but not often. Oh well, your heart was in the right place.

Your alright in my books HMFIC. And I've been trying to figure out what HMFIC stands for. The nearest thing I can figure is, Hey Mother Fuckers,.. I'm Cool. And I noticed that you already have -190 karma points. Good job! But it's not until you start to receive death threats that you can truly go to bed feeling satisfied with yourself.

I'm telling you, it's that lucky horse shoe dick of his.

Yes, And he does everything he can to keep Paul from fucking his true love. Good Doggy.

What do you call a feminist with a broomstick stuck up her ass? A Tootsie Pop. (That ought to piss them off)

It takes a lot to make me laugh at times, but that did it. Good stuff Nick.

Here's one for the "Old Guard" here at CC.