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woodworker

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  1. I must say, from the first time I saw your name, I chuckled, as I never knew that a mere raisin could be so mighty. But you have shown yourself to be a raisin of distinction at times, and that is certainly a praise worthy of note.
  2. Mavado,.. Please, as a favor to me, drop the picture of the girl every time you leave a post. It's just not necessary, and it takes up a lot of space. Thank you.
  3. According to Ozioziozi's assumptions, we must therefore conclude that Efim is a mother fucker! All agreed,.. Good,.. Meeting adjourned.
  4. I'm surprised you never hear of the Aussie's ever riding kangaroos. I mean, you always hear of the high society crowd talking about their horses and their steeple races and such. Belmont and all that crap. Well, what could possibly be better to go about jumping all those fences with than a kangaroo? Bet you never thought of that, did ya? And besides all that, I just think that it would take much more skill to be able to try to control that kind of critter, than just a plain old horse in that way any day.
  5. I too like a good Scotch, Laphroaig. And lately I've been drinking it straight out of the bottle with a straw. I figure that if I should ever get to that point in my elder years to where I can no longer even wipe my own ass anymore, I wouldn't want to have to impede on someone else's patience as I keep asking them to pour me another glass. To me it just makes sense,.. One has to plan ahead, and be prepared.
  6. Boy I don't know what it is about Australia. They have some of the worse snakes, and spiders, and ants that will actually pull you out of your bed down there, and on the coast they have the most poisonous jelly fish in the world, as well as man eating sharks that just circle around and around just looking for their next meal. But Damn if I don't like the people down there! And I know that I've said this all before, but I truly never met an Aussie that I didn't like. It must be that Vegemite stuff near as I can figure. I mean even though it stinks to high heaven and looks a lot like axle grease,.. still there has to be something more to it, or something that's in it, that could make all those people down there, in spite of everything else within that perilous place turn out so cool.
  7. Thanks for the compliment. From you, that means a lot to me.
  8. LOL A fucking lynch mob in the making. "Lets get a rope and hang em!"
  9. Ozioziozi scene in "Gladiator" Black Nubian friend to Ozioziozi: "You have a great name." "He must first destroy your name before he can kill you."
  10. That or Ozioziozi's mother had a stuttering problem when she named him. ???
  11. It's hard to not like a guy who's name is an echo. OZI OZI OZI
  12. They know they're a hit. And they also know that they have RLC over a barrel. They're probably just re-negotiating their contract with them. That or ABC has a slot for them on their television network, to compete with the Kardashians. Whoever thought that being so perverted could be so profitable. I was just born out of time I guess.
  13. Because I think he's got a worse case of sexual obsession than her. That's all. I don't think any girl is safe for very long with that guy around. Not that I blame him all that much for having that kind of drive, or for having those types of desires. I was pretty spirited too when I was young.
  14. Her punching herself in the head during sex is all a part of her therapy, to help break her from this obsessive sexual addiction she has. (It seemed to work for me) Though she probably should be punching Efim instead. It's either that, or she's just frustrated with herself for not being able to reach an orgasm very easily. Kind of like when a jockey whips a horse across the finish line. One or the other.
  15. I agree with Van. But you do realize of course that there is a great silent rivalry brewing between Leora and Diana. Lets hope for Leora's sake the two never meet, as I have visions of Diana putting Leora in a scissor lock with those muscular legs of hers. I couldn't bear to watch it.
  16. Probably in court, with RLC arguing on their behave. They were probably served with a cease and desist notice from their neighbors. Just my guess.
  17. I found it funny how hated that poor plant had become. If I were Leora, I would have rubbed that plant all up and down my pussy, until I ended up squirting all over it with my own special love juices. That would get everyone buzzing over her again. A real encore performance. Sort of like,.. "Take that Diana!"
  18. Be thankful she hasn't converted over to Islam. It wouldn't be much fun anymore watching her prance around all day in a burka. And as far as that little stunt with the bullshit plant goes,.. She was probably just upset at all the attention that Diana was receiving from everyone lately, and she just wanted to punish all you fickle ingrates for not still worshiping her as you once had done. When Shakespeare had said the world was a stage, she took that as her que, and she'll be damned if she's going to let anyone upstage her, especially this little upstart tart called Diana. The girl can't help it, it's in her genes.
  19. Ben Franklin once said you can tell two other persons a secret and keep it safe, as long as they're both dead. ;) Piano is, and always will be my favorite instrument. Mostly classical. But when I was young I use to listen to E. Power Biggs play Bach on the pipe organ. Good stuff! Very gothic and moving.
  20. The late, great, Fred Neil Sometimes it's hard to sleep when you've got a secret to keep.
  21. I think that noise they're making is a part of a pagan fertility ritual that takes place prior to when a wild orgy ensues. It's kind of like Joe Cocker and New Age mixed with a back beat.
  22. No doubt it is to some of her secret admirers. Dear Pepe and Squirrel, I know that when you see me at times caressing Paul that it sometimes distresses you. But you must understand that it is merely my way of avoiding any conflict with Paul. Yet, It is you and you that I secretly dream of and yearn for. And yes I do what I have to in order to survive within my current situation. But surely you both must know that I no longer savor this half baked potato, and want someone who will actually carry me through to some earth shaking orgasm like the ones I have so often read about while twiddling myself. Oh how I have longed for a real man so many times, and I find myself constantly re-reading your lurid thoughts over me, and what you both would do to me, as you savagely ravage the secret crevasses of my moistened womanhood. Someone who will knock the cobwebs from off of my clitoris! Please, Please hurry in your attempt to rescue me from this sorry existence. I await with baited breath and a rope so as to climb down the window with. Till then, I remain your sweet and smoldering Leora
  23. Yeah, I think it's "Little Women" But I couldn't swear to it. But whatever it is, it's plain to see it's got her thinking. ;)
  24. http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/dc/f2/ea/dcf2ead11981a7b81f472a676f4746dc.jpg Nora's dolls from when she was little.
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