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  1. I can tell by the way he's able to take the initiative, or use his own imagination on deciding which can of soup they should eat for that night. A truly brilliant piece of driftwood if ever there was one. "Merily merily merily,.. life is but a stream." Or, how bout this Ike and Tina Turner song,.. "Floating,.. floating,.. floating down the river."
  2. Now this one was done well. And appropriate. How do you clever bastards manage to do such things? LOL And even without sound you can tell from this picture what has been said. Kinko: "Boy, I'm stuffed." Nora: "Me too,.. I might even be able to take a decent shit this time." Kinko: "Oh look, there's our favorite program hun,.. Maybe we should record it." Nora: "Oh yes Kinko, please do,.. I've been waiting so long to see this one." Nora: "Oh Kinko, it's always so exciting just being here with you,.. I don't suppose you might want to have a little hanky panky later? Kinko: "What's that, a new kind of soup?"
  3. And since you brought it up,.. Will someone please tell me how it is that a word that for centuries has always been used to denote < One who is light hearted or joyful > has ever come to be used in place of the word 'queer', a word that had always been used to express that which is strange, or unusual, or out of the norm? I watched an old Sherlock Holmes movie once where Holmes once said while looking at something,.. "Come here doctor Watson, there's something very queer about this." He didn't say,.. "Come here doctor Watson, there's something very gay about this." So what the fuck happened? That now after all these years all the poets and all the song writers now have to be afraid of others laughing up their sleeves if ever they wanted to just use this once charming and wonderful little word, "gay". Now it's like this very word has been dipped in poison. And maybe I'm just old fashion, but it's all very queer to me.
  4. I'm a little disappointed that Ma and Pa Kettle didn't make it on this list as well.
  5. Did anyone other than myself see the dog in the middle of the night get up on the couch and just stare up hard straight into the web cam while N&K were sleeping. Very creepy and strange. I initially left a little spoof on it which apparently didn't get any support except from Mr. Spooky, under the heading of Poltergeist. So,.. funny as it was, I tossed it. But the dog bit was genuine all the same. PS. In case anyone was wondering, Mr. Spooky shot his ectoplasm all over Nora's cute tits. It was a bed shaking experience for her though, and who knows, once a thing like that occurs they tend to go on for quite a while. Keep an eye on the dog, as they are usually the first to notice such intruders.
  6. Well, we can try,.. But I'm warning you, number 13, as I recall, is not very delightful at all. Even with the balloons and party poppers to try to soften it up, its still a bit gruesome for most peoples taste. And the screams! I really don't think my ears could take it anymore.
  7. OMG, that means they had to share!!!!! EXCITEMENT BEYOND BELIEF!!!! Yes!.. They all three dipped their straws into the same soup bowl! And the girls both demonstrated some serious lip puckering suction going on there between them. Most exhilarating!
  8. Well, of course what Panther says is true. All of which stems from her immaturity. Her excessive vanity also gives clues and insights as to her wanting and needing attention perhaps more than anything else. However,.. Paul is still an idiot in my books, for not doing some of the simplest things, even outside of the sexual arena that would endure any girl more to some guy. Like ordering her some flowers for always keeping such a tidy house. Or for constantly waiting on him on hand and foot. Every girl likes flowers, don't ask me why? Candy you can at least eat. (Just kidding) But seriously, it wouldn't hurt for him to try to be a little more romantic. Maybe turn off all the lights in the living room and light some candles for starters. I even have a pamphlet I could send him. "Twelve delightfully kinky things to do when the lights are low" I co-wrote it with excerpts from,.. "The Marquis de Sade"
  9. I couldn't agree with you more. That's what I meant when I said I gave up reading comic books when I was twelve. Good to see you back.
  10. In response to TAY: A naked girl wrapped in a fur coat can be very sexy. However, the minute that girl lets one of her legs protrude out from behind that fur coat,.. And Paul will no doubt pounce upon it and begin humping it like a dog.
  11. More like "Superboy". (Need good friend, Squirrel, to supply graphics.)
  12. She'll end up looking like Picasso's vomit after he had too much absinthe to drink. It is amazing just how desperate some girls are for attention. But I'm still not convinced they're real tattoos. She just doesn't look like the kind of stupid girl that would ruin her good looks this way. And judging by the way she's posing, it's probably just a model and an ad to try to lure even more trashy girls out there to go ahead and plaster themselves up in this shit.
  13. She looks like a Marvel comic book. I gave up reading comic books when I was twelve. However I do like girls when they're put on a leash. It just seems right somehow anymore.
  14. Just for the world to know,.. JoJo is a top notch straight up guy. And one should spend a little time with someone before they decide to actually kill them. I learn this myself years ago.
  15. Well now it's getting interesting. Leora came home around eight their time. Seemed a bit annoyed and agitated that Paul wasn't home. Then it looked like she may have text someone, and then changed into a pretty nice looking dress and it even seemed like she put on a dab of perfume by the mirror on the closet door. Now this is pure speculation I'll grant you, but if she text Paul and was going to go and meet him, it just seems unlikely to me that she would have changed her outfit into something far more attractive, and put perfume on. Here's my guess instead, mixed with a little high hope as well. I believe she texted her female friend which probably went like this. Leora: "Hi where are you?" Female friend: "I'm still with those two cute guys we met and was about to perform a threesome with them. You really shouldn't have left so soon." Leora: "Well tell Hugo to stay hard, I'm coming right back."
  16. Well you know how girls like to talk. And I suppose this topic was bound to come up at some point. Leora's Female Friend: " Your Paul,.. He good lover ya?" Leora: "Oh, When Paul makes love to me it's like time has stood still." Leora's female friend: "Oh how wonderful." Leora: "No, you don't understand,.. What I mean is that time hasn't moved forward very much at all from when we first started."
  17. She also has a first rate pussy. Nice and symmetrical, with everything nicely tucked away inside. And believe me, she knows it. It's just too bad that it's wasted on that asshole.
  18. Maybe it means nothing, but in the last few pictures she is watching or doing something on the computer, but look at where her hand is.
  19. Well, outside of Nora and Kinko, and Leora and Paul, I don't even bother to visit the other chambers of horrors there at RLC. However, I have concluded that Leora, in her flighty ways at times along with her often giddy laughter, is probably the best bet that I am aware of. Get her a Hitachi Magic Wand for Valentines, and she'll be positively beaming.
  20. He's probably looking for a way to hack into, or to unleash a virus upon those of us who have defamed the poor bastard in the past. People whom I am told may have once called him a 'Tree Stump', or 'Lifeless', or a 'Soup Sponge'. Those type of things can play havoc on a young man full of vitality and vigor. But why it should bother him,.. I'll never know.
  21. I do find it odd, that Leora has no personal friends that ever stop by. Even a stranger in a strange land, you would think would have someone, at some time, a co-worker or someone else that you would perhaps generate a friendship with.
  22. Having a camers shoved up your ass 24 hours a day will burn anyone out after awhile. Yeah,.. But where's that star quality we were all looking for? You would think that having a cam shoved up your ass would make someone there shine. But alas.
  23. Yeah, but he also needs to gnaw on a bone or something for a little protein.
  24. You play very nicely, and I just love those richly romantic Spanish tunes. I recently watched this guy play some on a 150 year old Torres guitar. Simply beautiful.
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