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  1. Yes, its origins are from Africa, it means found under a rock.
  2. Obama also insulted the British people, in the way that he treated that gift (The bust of Sir Winston Churchill) when they were so kind as to send it to him. But then the British are a very smart people, and it could just be that they knew he wouldn't like a conservative hero like Churchill,.. So maybe it was just a jab at this joker that now presides in our White House. LOL,.. Way to go!
  3. And as to not coming back to our cozy little bar again,.. By all means, take a hike, and there will be at least seven others that are true Americans, and that truly do believe in the Constitution that will gladly come and take your place. Rush Limbaugh, and the station he holds his radio show on, still has the highest listening audience in this country. So leave by all means, and stop trying to bully the Administrator with your toothless threats.
  4. I think it's from that guy in that ad she answered in the Russian Back Pages. HAVE DICK/WILL TRAVEL
  5. I'm not trying to placate you, but I always liked the British people,.. Not the liberals though, I don't like liberals no matter where they reside. But I just thought that the Brits fought so bravely during World War Two, and not just the soldiers either, but the civilians as well. A lot of guts and class.
  6. What can I say, except that I really appreciate those amazing words from both Patrick Henry, and of course Zapata. But there is also one other that when I first heard the complete version of this ran a chill right up my spine. It is from John Paul Jones. Not a lot of people actually heard the complete account of this, so if don't mind I'd like to retell it here. What happened was that John Paul Jones was caught napping,.. I mean literally was napping when his crew finally made him aware of their plight. But by then the British had already held the greater position as his ship then took a terrible pounding. So much so that the British captain then called out to him to surrender, saying, "If not for yourself sir, think of your men." And without flinching or taking a vote, John Paul yelled back,.. "My men are with me, and I have not yet begun to fight." Imagine the kind of faith he had to have in his crew's loyalty to him. And with courage like that, no wonder they were so loyal to him.
  7. That's precious Squirrel. I laughed my angry bigoted ass off.
  8. What a hypocrite some of these people are. On the one hand he claims some of us here are narrow minded bigots, still living in the dark ages, but then he goes on in a very judgmental manner attaching the very labels to those of us who's opinion or comments he doesn't approve of or that don't align with that of his own narrow view. If left to these individuals, there would be no freedom of speech left in America. Oh I could wax on but what's the point. But you talk about angry, and yet one only has to read the last few words of your tirade,.. "To the limited few, enjoy it while you can, your a dying breed, fortunately." Hypocrite!
  9. Kick backs are never discussed out in the open,.. You need to PM the administrator about that. I suggest a tactful approach like: "Hey big shot where's my dough!"?
  10. Yeah I know,.. It just kind of jumps out at ya. Thankfully it wasn't in 3D. You would probably be able to smell it.
  11. I've noticed in life, that those that excel at English, or word usage usually don't do as well with math, and vice versa. I'm so glad they invented little hand held calculators. Though my math has gotten somewhat better.
  12. We had a priest come by when I was around twenty or so to bless the house. And I told him he'd better do my room twice. A true story.
  13. Maybe you prefer blondes? How funny,.. I personally would like to see that picture plastered up on billboards across this fair land,.. It could help us in the up coming elections. It could have the caption,.. "Would you vote for this!?"
  14. Well,.. You'd be surprised at how many girls do itch for this sort of thing,.. Though I'll grant you I was a bit rough or coarse in my little example of it here. There, I tamed it down a bit, just for you my friend.
  15. Wow,.. What a flop this idea turned out to be. Not exactly the same sort of success story that that filthy juvenile diatribe 'Fifty Shades of Grey' had garnered. For all the girls out there, outside of Kitten, there hasn't been one other girl to share their secret little kinky desires with us. But then, like I said before,.. Location is everything. And I don't know how many young girls would even care to wander into the 'Old Dudes Board' to even see our encouraging sign post. Oh well,.. Too bad, it could have been fun for them as well as for us. Maybe a "Girls Confessional" would have worked better, with Father Woodie presiding over our guilt laden little lassies, as they pour out their heart and tears and confess. "Oh Father Woodie, I wish I had a boyfriend that would just take the initiative sometimes, and would just fuck me on the floor, or maybe throw me across the kitchen table when I would start to act up like a little bitch sometimes." "Oh, What can I do?" "What can I do?" "I'm so desperate anymore."
  16. We still see eye to eye on too many things for us not to be friends, and I still hold you in high esteem, at least when I'm half tanked on Scotch anyway. Now shall I tell you of the time when I once told this Muslim man that in so many words I used his Koran once for toilet paper. It is pretty funny.
  17. B.S. but you're entitled to your opinion. I stand by what I said, I also don't see the need to bring a separate topic into the argument, but if that is all you have..... Just remember Panther, Your dealing with your basic MTV crowd here.
  18. They're all a bunch of pigs. I saw Paul once with his big gaping mouth open yawn right in Leora's face. He wasn't anymore than two inches away from her when he woke up one morning. She then quickly put her own hand up in order to shield herself from his no doubt atrocious breath. Nothing but a bunch of uncouth pigs, the whole lot of them.
  19. What the fuck is that suppose to mean!? If your a friend of sorts, fine. If not I'll survive.
  20. Just a gut feeling. I did sort of consider you something of a friend though, so I could have been wrong about that too.
  21. Being circumcised is a good thing,.. Being circumvented is not.
  22. You get respect. Or you can just think of it as your local union hall shake down. Local 69
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