Foamy T. Squirrel

Je suis heureux que vous envoyez des messages à nouveau. J'avais peur que vous avez quitté CamCaps. Cela aurait été une perte horrible. :-*

I think Nurse Leora should check me for prostate problems at my next physical exam. I'll check her too, just to make sure she's free of prostate problems.

If she is pregnant, then they will leave. RLC doesn't want to deal with minors, and the other impregnated tenants left prior to birth.

One of our members posted what appeared to be an advertisement submitted by RLC for prospective tenants. It included free rent. I think that would be the minimum offer, and all the apartments appear to be furnished with a flat-screen television, furniture, and a washing machine.

This will work better, and maybe it will come in a minty flavor:

Did the Muslims riot and steal their neighbor's stuff or burn down their community? Or is that just a matter of time before that becomes the standard response? Or don't they do that because Islam is "a religion of peace?"

The addition of another couple suggests that there will be a removal soon. It has worked that way in the past. RLC can only keep a profit margin by keeping their costs under control. Still, I think there are other couples that should consider leaving instead of Maya and Stefan. They don't fight, they do not hit their animals, and they have a group of friends that wouldn't steal your stuff.

Wow you really must be obsessed with the boys if you lost the ability to discriminate between boys and girls. I know how to sex humans and squirrels; just don't ask me to sex skunks. Thank you.

And how thoroughly did you vet Agent Kitten? Has Agent Kitten been known to supply valid reports prior to this? And what if one of his kitten siblings is a foreign operative and is eavesdropping? That could blow our entire operation. It is dangerous work we do.

Looks like we are all going to burn in hell for these posts.

Obama's sanctions? Maybe ComCast shut off their service? Maybe they're sick of watching crap on TV? I mean, would you watch Star Wars or the History Channel only dubbed in Russian? Maybe they're glued to their computers watching Maya's kittens play in the 'free' room? Yes. That must be it: they're watching the kittens play; the best thing to happen on RLC since Diana quit walking around topless...

I wonder if Admin will ban me for tearing the shit out of this thread: The squirrel kiss of death (and bad fashions): (I suspect TBG will never speak to me again after this travesty.)

Squirrel is also damn old and has no idea WTF he did with this video, either. Does Nurse Leora specialize in geriatrics? Just wondering... :P :-*

TMI is what you ship to the IRS when they audit you and you must CYA. Truck loads. Not Caddy loads. Real truck loads. D-9 Cat loads. Besides, if you knew the two girls involved, you couldn't possibly get TMI about them. :P

I do not know their situation. Therefore, I do not judge them. If I did, I would only offer the advice of an old squirrel. And if I offered them advice, I would be willing to explain my comments directly to them. Because they're here. They're CamCaps members. They check up on their fan club: they all have internet and connections, and CC is not blocked in Russia. They're here. So tell it to their faces. Otherwise, simply treat them with understanding and respect. --------------- Je ne connais pas leur situation. Par conséquent, je ne les juge pas. Si je le faisais, je voudrais seulement offrir les conseils d'un vieux écureuil. Et si je leur ai offert des conseils, je serais prêt à expliquer mes commentaires directement à eux. Parce qu'ils sont ici. Ils sont CamCaps membres. Ils vérifier sur leur fan club: ils ont tous des connexions Internet et, et CC n'est pas bloqué en Russie. Ils sont là. Donc, dire à leurs visages. Sinon, les traiter avec compréhension et respect tout simplement.

This thread began as frightful speculation. Then it got violent. Now it's just plain scary. It was bad enough that it led to a stupid flame war between fellow Camcaps members, but now there is further speculation that Maya and Stepen might leave. Again. If they leave, they will take their kittens with them. If they take their kittens with them, there will not be anything of value to watch on RLC. Scooter doesn't quite cut the mustard and Alina's cat doesn't have the talent of Meerkat, and never will. The horror. The horror.

I hate to resort to Wikipedia about this sort of stuff, but here you go anyway: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accessory_breast I guess you guys did not date very many non-standard women in your youth... :P (I didn't get to nibble on more than two nipples at a time, either . Except for, well, a two-for-one night and that was difficult to engineer and cost me a fortune in booze to get them both drunk enough. And even that only added up to four. )

Squirrel pays little attention to this couple, or many of the other ones now days. Without Meerkat and Agent Dog, there's really no RLC tenant worth squirrel's time or effort. Except maybe Leora and Maya's kittens...

Our Master and Lord restores order in our male band, full of testosterone. So Everybody in a row ! ... naked of course ;D Do I get to pick first? I have a couple -- just two of them -- in mind. I'll take Miss L and Miss D. Thank you.

F.T. Squirrel works his little furry ass offto translate everything that Darkman says. Some of his phrases are in Castile, some in Catalan; I don't care what he writes, but it's in idiomatic phrases or in slang, and translate.google.com was developed with Mexican Spanish as the target. I think. Squirrel is not a fucking polyglot. And Squirrel doesn't speak French, either, though his recent ancestors did. There's a little bit of French squirrel in everybody. So where the fuck is Ocean? I rather enjoyed her, whether she was genuine or not. The problem with French is that it cannot transform, it is locked to what "the experts" have decided. English doesn't work that way. It's living, and it moves. I'm certain it's a pain in the ass to learn. You wanna fuck-up translate.google.com? I can do that, and I can do that in English, and thou wilst naught knoweth of such things I speake.

Yes, that's weird, StnCld316. I see the gentleman is sucking on a single normal clit when he could be sucking on three tits. How weird is that???? Guy must be on crack or something...

These two are hardly the worst quality on this website. I'd like to direct your attention to Katya & Ruslan, Sofia & Roman and even Adriana and Daniel. All very, very boring couples. It is true that this couple is exciting to watch, whether in bed or in front of computer or the mirror, brushing her hair. What a interesting show ! :D strunfly disagree on Adriana and Daniel. considering she is the worst dresser on rlc, she is attractive and sexy when naked. i really like her. All the RLC girls have a loyal fan club. We don't always agree on anything. So let me handle this before it becomes a testosterone-laced flame war: From now on, all RLC females should walk around naked. Or at least in a cute bare-bottom maid outfit... :P Problem solved.

History lesson for English speakers and writers: Spanish was based upon different regional tribal languages. Once conquered by Islam, they retained their tribal languages; and once the Arabs were kicked out, most of the regions resorted to their traditional language, though it was highly influenced by Arab words and the dominate Kingdom of Castile. This occurred before the invention of the printing press. In contrast, the English colonies were formed by the H.M. Royal Navy AFTER the invention of the printing press, so written English is STANDARDIZED. Grammatical structure is the same. There are differences in spelling, slang, and pronunciation, but if a literate Aussie, North American, Indian, Scot, Irish, or Brit writes something, I will be able to read and understand it. I studied Castilian Spanish as a boy because that is what they taught us in school. Then the schools changed to Mexican Spanish, and I could not help my children with their Spanish homework at all. The dialects of the Iberian Peninsula and its resulting colonies are very different, not only as spoken, but as written. (This belongs in the language thread of Old Dude's, but who am I to adhere to customs? Maybe I'll change my name to Foamy the Off-Topic...)

Soon, the Truth will be revealed. Wake Squirrel up when it happens. Thank you.

Shee, bro', Ebonics ain't be on goog-o'-bing. Wan' me lern dat shit? Homey ain't got time fo' dat. Gotch bidness wit me white bitches.