Foamy T. Squirrel

Start calling people "crackers" instead. It's politically acceptable to call people crackers, and no one will be offended. And last time I checked, you can buy crackers in a multitude of colors. :D (Oh -- and, judging from their demeanor, they probably prefer to do crack, anyway.)

Wow. This thread got miserable quickly. Face it: humans are pathetic.

I'd like to learn something about Marta and David in this thread. But I guess I won't. Unfortunately the English speakers have gone way off topic (as usual, they do this when they get bored) and the Spanish speakers who have the valuable information write in a dialect that makes translate.google.com vomit disconnected chunks of nonsense. :-\

Has anybody noticed that suddenly Nick smells really, really bad? ;D (Don't worry Nick. Take lots of showers. Your skunky scent will disappear eventually. Maybe.) -1 for Nick, and a -1 for Pepe's strategic spray pattern!

Hey TBG, that guy (whats-his-name?) is damn funny. This has nothing to do with the topic, but it does have a blonde Russian pole dancer, so I'm going to post it before Nurse Leora escorts me back to the Old Dudes home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDLR4LoztNA

It should be an easy enough task... I'll start: MONROVIA, Liberia (AP) — Liberian officials fear Ebola could soon spread through the capital's largest slum after residents raided a quarantine center for suspected patients and took items including blood-stained sheets and mattresses. http://news.yahoo.com/kenya-bar-travelers-ebola-hit-countries-095111732.html

Is that a trick response? I know that fact, but i wanted to know the reason of the current dispute. Do not try to understand the psychology of this couple, young grasshopper. We, who have studied them as long as they have been on RLC, have decided that such a thing is unknowable. But we love Leora anyway. For equally unknowable reasons. (But little squirrel thinks that hormones are involved. ;D)

I suspect you are correct. The cat will smell the scent of Alma's bunny on the patio, but the bunny has been long gone (turned into rabbit stew by Marcello, no doubt), and the the poor cat will die a horrible death of boredom there, outside of camera vision. But more likely, he will commit suicide once he realizes his quest is futile.

How about a pet snail crawling on the floor? That would spark more interest for viewers than what we have now...

I think your problem is that you don't vote often enough. It's easy; you don't even need to show ID. In one day, you can hit many precincts. Just hop on the free SEIU bus and enjoy your tour with all the free stop-offs.

Bingo! I've actually see Adriana two times since they moved in! Today was the second! They really need to get an entertaining cat to catch our attention while they are living real lives. Maybe I should acquire one myself. . .

Maybe they should install a talented cat. Yes, that would be fun, especially if it was bipedal and demanded a beer at the dinner table. I like that idea. Or even maybe a bunny. Or a pet Squirrel: I hear Barcelona is very nice this time of year... :D

You are now a valuable human at Camcaps. Thank you for any assistance you can provide to us. :) 8)

Please don't bring up this subject of pets. I still miss Meerkat. Meerkat ruled! These newbie animals are just cheap imposters!

Mi amigo, we have a saying in American English regarding the cost of 44 Euros: "Holy fucking shit!" I doubt that translates well into your dialect of Spanish, but you should at least be able to understand the general concept. For some of us, there is only one Nora. Squirrels can be replaced. But Nora, never. This is a very risky marketing decision on the part of RLC. --- Tenemos un dicho en Inglés Americano con respecto al costo de 44 Euros: "Santa mierda!" Dudo que se traduce bien en su dialecto del español, pero al menos debe ser capaz de entender el concepto general. Para algunos de nosotros, sólo hay una Nora. Ardillas pueden ser reemplazados. Pero Nora, nunca. Esta es una decisión de marketing muy arriesgado por parte de RLC.

The uneducated ones are essentially tribal. They get behind anyone who shows FORCE. They're not stupid. Their lives depend upon picking the winning horse. Why educated Western leaders can't fucking understand this is beyond me.

That, in any language or dialect my friend, is what we call The Vox Humana.

Nick --- put this shit in Old Dude's please. It's worthy of discussion, but at least, once it's in Old Dude's we can say what we like instead of having the ruling "progressive" operatives try to get you audited by the IRS. And yes, we were all stupid in the old days, listening to Marxist professors in our universities. Then most of us discovered it was absolute shit. We all know that now. The younger generation will pay a higher price for being communist dupes that our generation: some of them already realize this. Bless them. But move the politics to Old Dudes. That's what it's for. I want to keep the adolescents from seeing the obscenity that is American politics because their little brains are not formed. It's a bit too much world trauma at their age, and they don't understand it. Like most people here, they just want to jack off, anyway.

Yes, that's how you handle such situations if your are a Chamberlain or a Quiesling. Or a double-downed Carter.

Do you realize that the US has the best trained, most effective, and most dedicated military that ever existed in human history? Do you realize that November elections are crucial to installing decent civilian leadership that does not cut the throats of our armed services and the civilians and Constitution they have sworn their lives to protect? Yes you do.

Did anyone hear that 20 employees of an American company -- all specialists in cyber warefare -- were on that plane? Huh? It was expressed on American mainstream media. Quickly, and then buried. Probably not, I only heard it once or twice before it disappeared. Same with the fact that Gaddafi turned over 100 nuclear centrifuge machine, where as 1,000 were found in Iraq. That was an AP report, reported in major American newspapers. Once. Did you hear that ISIS (AKA ISIL) recently captured a storage facility containing huge amounts of Saddamn's biochemical weapons? And that information, broadcast by MAINSTREAM media, has disappeared. I'm not a "Black-helicopter" or a "UFO" fanatic. This was all public information, and it's disappeared from the media: The Main Stream Media. I suspect that the editors and reporters that provided this information on "main-stream" channels are flipping burgers now... they must have misspoke.

No. They have nothing in common. Joe Biden is a famous stand-up comic here in the States. ;) (Sorry, ELO's on the radio, gotta go and rock out to professionals now...)

Whelp, my Aussie friend, if you're President of the United States of America, you ask your wife to send out a disapproving tweet, and then you ask the U.N. Secretary to write a disapproving letter, and then you go to a fund raiser and then play a few rounds of golf.

It's eleven pages, but worth the time to read, especially if you are new to RLC or such sites. Here is the operative thread: http://camcaps.net/random-discussion/rlc-is-getting-serious-about-violating-their-terms-conditions/msg56664/#msg56664

Thank you for the information, sir. This is strange for a site. Usually, sites make upgrading extremely easy once they have your credit card number. Gracias por la información, señor usted. Esto es extraño para un sitio. Por lo general, los sitios hacen extremadamente fácil actualizar una vez que tengan su número de tarjeta de crédito.