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Foamy T. Squirrel

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  1. Yeah, but Hawaii hasn't got gators. You guys do. Are you aware how fast a gator can gobble down a squirrel? Scary...
  2. I could handle 112F down to 20F back in the day. Age has narrowed that to 60 to 85, and the window keeps shrinking. So here's my idea: We all move and start a pineapple ranch for nudists in Hawaii. Honolulu is 85F - 74F today. Then we hire away the Barc girls and live-stream them dancing nude while they entertain the audience and pick pineapples. We'll even have several free cameras so our Internet audience can sample our pineapple princesses. We can use CamCaps members to do the rest of the labor. Knowing them, they'll work cheap as long as they can jack-off 24/7. We'll use the CamCaps Corporate yacht to get Surmchaser's big red beauty over there.
  3. You'll be a 1F (-18C) by 4 am. Now I know why Santa travels south for the Christmas Season! I'll hoard my 51F to 38F (that's 11C to 3C) Christmas Day forecast. Hopefully the rain will stop by then, and we won't have massive flooding. This "sunny California" idea is a myth. PS: St. Petersburg, Russia, is warmer than you folks... Get on your sleigh and visit Eva and give her a kiss from me. Warm up with a whole body massage of her body and by the warmth of her chimney fire. And post pix. Make them juicy.
  4. Is the gif above my what the cat was talking about? It certainly would be on-topic if it was Leora's ass -- which is much more close to the ideal, in my opinion.
  5. I worry about the quality of our discussion, too. But we've got Flame Wars in the VHTV thread today and I'd rather stop the wholesale slaughter over there. At least none of the Goddess's fans are trying to kill one another. If we Mods nuked every thread just because people go off topic, the only forums we'd have would be in Old Dudes and Rants & Flames. (Going off-topic is common when nothing is happening in an apartment. We can't control the tenants, and we can't feed them meth, and we certainly can't get RLC to cease its hostility toward CC.) Somebody scream at me if Bangs comes to visit Leora. She's such a classy woman. That would be SUPER ON-TOPIC!
  6. Should I rename this topic to "Amy3 and Jabbath part #256?" Huh??? I could hide comments until I was blue in the face. But I must admit that I've visited married couples that continually argued, and sometimes it was highly entertaining. Often, they were more interesting to follow than some of the apartment tenants. Note, you will find this suggested topic over at Rants & Flames. Now, back on topic for Melissa & Sergio. Thank you.
  7. Is this close enough?
  8. Leora doesn't want a gallon of dog slobber all over her, even if it comes from an over-rated cartoon character. Lucy didn't like it either, so learn the lesson. If you weren't a dog, you could get a grip on yourself. Sorry for you paw problem. Me, I'm more interested in burying my nuts! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq9hBEvFNlM
  9. Evidently not. Goodness knows we Mods have tried to corral the cats. Moving comments is laborious with this software. However, deleting comments from a page is a breeze. Be forwarned. Everybody: Please post comments in the General Discussion thread unless that directly relate or enhance understanding of a particular video posting. (yeah, like that's gonna do any good, silly rodent! 🙄 )
  10. I have imagined a situation where "Leora " could have private life, use her talents, and have a fulfilling life as a mother to wonderful children and as a devoted wife to a devoted and caring man. Sadly, that won't happen with RLC in Prague or Krasnoyarsk.
  11. That's a stretch of the legs. Women are motivated by fun and money. Both sexes are the same when it comes to fun and money.
  12. I wasn't really disagreeing with you. But their attractive looks will fade, and then their only skills will be useful on xhamster unless they get hooked up with a wealthy dude.
  13. Most of these girls come from dismally poor towns in Russia or Ukraine. They have not much to look forward to in life, but at least while they are still young, they can have fun in Barcelona for a time. I feel somewhat sorry for them, since they were born under conditions and limited opportunities that are far worse than those into which I was born.
  14. That's a great synopsis, guys. Keep up the good observational reporting. And now, a Public Service Announcement from Camcaps:
  15. If something juicy happened on that dinner table, please describe it in detail. Make it spicy. We all love a good story, and RLC can't ban you for describing what happened, just for posting pix and vids. Organs swollen with passion, muscle tense with bodily fluids squirting in ecstasy, moans of pleasure, etc.
  16. What makes anybody think that the participation in this forum is an indicator for the quality of our membership? 🤣😁😆😂😉 Personally, I tend to agree with you, but we're here to have fun any way we can. RLC sucks. No longer interested in subscribing. Love the tenants, however. When I'm able to see them.
  17. OK, back to the theme of this thread. If I go off topic, I'll have to ban myself again....
  18. Please notice that the Congress has been too cowardly and chicken shit to declare a war since WWII, and we have not won a war since. They just run half-hearted "police actions." What a horrible waste of warriors lives just because our Congress ties their hands, then goes all surrender-monkey on them.
  19. Short term gig with RLC; possibly visa restrictions, or a short RLC contract. Leora appears to have a longer-term visa, so perhaps we have another 6 months of her being around.
  20. Actually, the IRS maintains an office in every major corporation, and it audits their targets constantly. If it's publicly traded on the NYSE, then there also must be an independent auditor there. He would have been audited long ago, and nobody could understand the complexity of the huge tax results anyway. I'd like to know how so many officials in government got to be so rich on their meager salaries as senators and reps, however...
  21. Great going, Snoopy. Now you're going to get dog slobber all over your monitor screen again...
  22. I hope Biden gets the Democratic nomination. Any of them would wreck the economy and if the US is going to go to hell in a hand basket, then we'd like to be entertained by someone who gives utterly bizarre speeches. Talk about a master of gaff... "I got hairy legs that turned ... blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again," Biden recalled. He then said he "learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I loved kids jumping on my lap."
  23. She had nominally "left" the apartment when she originally "left" the "project." I speculate that she was later operating merely as an RLC consultant and Mother Superior at the Home for Wayward Girls. This must be true because Hope posted photographic evidence of Nora walking down the stairs at Barc1, clothed in the habit of a Mother Superior. There were other much beloved RLC ladies, but when Nora left, Leora stepped in and filled the vacuum quite nicely.
  24. Take a class in sports broadcasting. "She's got a run to first base...now she's going to second! Now she's stealing third! The ball is chasing her, she's in a pickle, but no! She blasts her way to the home run!!!! The crowd is roaring and cheering the climax of the game!!!"
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