Foamy T. Squirrel

Take a class in sports broadcasting. "She's got a run to first base...now she's going to second! Now she's stealing third! The ball is chasing her, she's in a pickle, but no! She blasts her way to the home run!!!! The crowd is roaring and cheering the climax of the game!!!"

Would you be so kind as to be a bit more descriptive? We homeless impoverished woodland creatures want a blow-by-blow narrative. Thank you! 😃

Nora was the perfect girl-next-door, plus she had many talents, drank wine, could make soup, but came off as quite a hottie. She left about the time Leora showed up, and most Nora lovers would have dumped RLC but one vision of Leora captured their hearts and they started the Church of the Goddess Leora. That's just history, and the way it is.

In the old days, when RLC was less a teasing chaturbate-type porn society, Nora was the Queen. Leora was always the Goddess. My, how times change...So it's a matter of when you started watching them. But no, I could never blast someone for enjoying Leora's company.

Never to my knowledge.

I think I'm going to be a dog in my next avatar, so that she will love me and PM me with sweet poems. Yes, that's what I will do. I shall get genetic modification to become "Foamy the Pillow-Humping Rescue Dog." (Hey, it worked for NL when he was transformed to Agent Dog, and he ended up living and dancing with Nora & Kiko. Sadly, his cover was blown and he now lives with Eric Snowden in an undisclosed Russian government compound. But that's old CC history. But hey, I was right about the Klingon CC members, too! And Leora was very fond of Swampy. I guess he had all the moves, and we furry-tailed creatures got little notice from the Goddess. OK. I'm done frothing now, imposing old war stories on you newbies, and I'm off-topic. As usual, I promise to ban myself tomorrow.)

I never get tired of hearing from you guys who have subscriptions to RLC, but I'm getting disillusioned about my dream that she would paint my portrait. Not looking good. Maybe I should start a rescue squirrel social movement in Prague...love is obviously not a permanent disease; she might need a reminder about how warm and fluffy we woodland creatures are... 💔

I don't want to appear ten years older than god, and I have looked this up on the Urban Dictionary, and I'm not certain of what you mean by DC'ed. Thanks if you can educate me on this use of modern slang. God, I now officially feel old and out-of-it...

Aussie is her preferred pizza delivery guy. She's frothing for his appearance at the door. OK, I'll stop with the old inside jokes. I promise. They're off-topic. I promise to ban myself tomorrow. Really. It's just that sometimes we have boring evenings in my cold, dead, forest without her presence...

Here's you quick catch-up on the CC insider comments: The cat eats way too much lasagna, but is stealthy, especially when dogs are around. The skunk is nocturnal: he only shows up with Leora or CamCaps in the dead of night. Beware: The infra-red cameras might not work, but the smell-o-vision is lethal. If you claim to be a forlorn and abandoned rescue horse, she'd probably take you in. Ride 'em, pony! She's never tossed me anything but peanut shells. Poor little me. Now, back to the topic...where's the damn dog and our buddy Paul? And how do we woodland creatures get visas to the Czech Republic?

Get in line behind the skunk and the squirrel! 😀

Agreed on the language thing. I'll often get mod reports about somebody insulting somebody else, but it was all a bad translation. Things must be understood in context. Idiomatic phrases and even "dirty words" are different in different languages. It's good to be back. I always liked Nina and Kira, they're pretty authentic. I simply wish they'd be successful enough with their talents so that they didn't have to deal with the porn industry in order to make a decent living.

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How about banning homicide? By any means. That will certainly put a stop to all this nonsense. https://www.foxnews.com/world/united-kingdom-knife-crime-london-police-bleed-control-kits-nightclub-bar Or maybe this:

When the situation is resolved, this this thread can go back to posting pix again. Until then, it stays a discussion board. I seldom ban members, incidentally, unless they're spammers, and no violation points have been issued by me over this.

DO NOT POST VIDEO OR PICTURES TO ANY OF THE ARY & GEORGE FORUMS! VIOLATORS WILL BE SUSPENDED OR BANNED!!!

DO NOT POST VIDEO OR PICTURES TO ANY OF THE ARY & GEORGE FORUMS! VIOLATORS WILL BE SUSPENDED OR BANNED!!!

Alladino: you are correct. There was some apparently forceful anal, but basically Efim treated Diana like crap and was prone to fucking any chick he could sink his cock into. It was primarily psychological abuse. Diana was way too good for him, anyway, and she was way too good for RLC. Alladino is correct, although I was was more fond of Diana. I hope Anabelle can keep Efim from ruining her life. He's somehow got some mystical charisma or talent that allows him to be a scoundrel with women at times. (Hopefully we can discuss this without insulting each other. That's just a Mod hint for a couple of you other guys. I'm too tired to edit or remove comments without getting unhappy.)

Why are people so hostile to carbon emissions? That's just stupid. Carbon is harmless. Carbon hangs around on the ground in the form of dead trees, vegetation, crude oil, etc. It doesn't cause massive forest fires, either. It's not inherently evil. For every molecule of CO2, there are two oxygen atoms. Oxygen combines with everything, and usually sends the resultant molecules into the air. So, clearly oxygen is the culprit here. The only way to stop global warming is to halt the production of oxygen. That would stop it at the source, but we also need to make all its addicted users overcome their oxygen addiction. The answer is clearly to destroy the plant cartel, and then hit all the addicted users with a punitive oxygen credit tax -- if you use more, you pay more. Then we tackle the big problems that cause global warming: H2O vapor, and solar cycles. Unfortunately, we will leave that to something else, since we won't be here without the plants' oxygen, and without our CO2, we can eliminate such sticky political problems forever. Problem solved.

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All it needs is a PTZ high rez cam. Maybe NASA has a surplus $3 million dollar one you can buy at a discount.

This is now a Nichole Kidmacho thread.

This thread: May god help us.