HappyChappie Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 I was watching the TV the other day and during the ad break an advert came on saying press the red button for a documentary on the clitoris. I couldn't find it. 🙂 5
nagachilli2 Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 This morning I went to a meeting of my Premature Ejaculators Support Group...turns out it's tomorrow...😏 3
HappyChappie Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 I visited a sperm bank the other day and it had a cafe. Turns out it was first cum first served. 🙂 3
nagachilli2 Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 The young couple next door to me have recently made a sex tape...I mean, obviously they don't know that yet... 1 6
nagachilli2 Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 I was talking to a girl who confused a tube of KJ jelly with Superglue...I asked her how it had happened, but sadly she couldn't tell me coz her lips were sealed... 4
Alexandria Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle. Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? Because they have big mouths and little dicks. I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce. It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork. 6
Alexandria Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Most men usually miss them. 😁 5
Alexandria Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 Three women were sitting having a few drinks and talking about their love lives. The first woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second giggled and confessed, "I call mine the miner because of his incredible shaft." The third quietly sipped her wine until her friend asked, "So, what do you call yours?" She frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box." 6
HappyChappie Posted July 19, 2020 Posted July 19, 2020 Dave is sitting at a bar, his friend Jeff comes up to him and asks ‘why are you looking so down?’ Dave says ‘Well, you know that woman at my office that I get an erection over even just thinking about her, I finally got the courage to ask her out’ Jeff asks ‘That’s awesome, what happened?’ Dave says ‘Before the date, I was nervous about getting a hard on in front of her so I taped my penis to my leg so even if I got a boner, she wouldn’t see it’ Jeff asks ‘Good thinking, what happened next?’ Dave says ‘I knocked on her door and she looks absolutely amazing, like proper gorgeous’ Jeff asks ‘Niiiice. And?’ Dave says ‘I kicked her in the face' 🙂 3
Slender Man Posted July 19, 2020 Posted July 19, 2020 On 7/18/2020 at 4:03 PM, Alexandria said: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Most men usually miss them. 😁 "Most" being the word. We are not all useless. LOL 1 1
nagachilli2 Posted July 19, 2020 Posted July 19, 2020 I went to a swingers club once. The doorman goes ''It's £15 to get in or you can pay £20, that includes a meal'' I paid £20 and went in...This oiled naked guy came up to me and said ''Hello...my name's Emile''... 2
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