nagachilli2 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwin Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 5/11/2021 at 10:54 AM, letsdothis said: Well that's a bit deep for me but i bet she wishes it was 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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letsdothis Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "Close Enough." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked. "What did you take?" his priest asked. "Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake." "This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?" "No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins... I call it 'Baptismal Font.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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letsdothis Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 "Oh dear," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!" Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised. You've been giving me a piece of it every day for the past twenty years." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Vincent van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives: The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 48 minutes ago, letsdothis said: Vincent van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives: The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh You're related buddy: Let's Gogh👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Dave 27 said: You're related buddy: Let's Gogh👍 Good one. I'm still laughing!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 8 hours ago, Dave 27 said: You're related buddy: Let's Gogh👍 My long-lost heirs. I should file suit for my share of the estate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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