Jokes #2

[nagachilli2]

[Robwin]

On 5/11/2021 at 10:54 AM, letsdothis said:

Well that's a bit deep for me but i bet she wishes it was 

[nagachilli2]

[letsdothis]

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "Close Enough."

[letsdothis]

A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.

"What did you take?" his priest asked.

"Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake."

"This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?"

"No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber."

[letsdothis]

I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...

I call it 'Baptismal Font.'

[nagachilli2]

[letsdothis]

"Oh dear," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised. You've been giving me a piece of it every day for the past twenty years."

[letsdothis]

Vincent van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh

[Dave 27]

48 minutes ago, letsdothis said:

Vincent van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh

You're related buddy:

Let's Gogh👍

[letsdothis]

3 hours ago, Dave 27 said:

You're related buddy:

Let's Gogh👍

Good one. I'm still laughing!!   

[letsdothis]

8 hours ago, Dave 27 said:

You're related buddy:

Let's Gogh👍

My long-lost heirs. I should file suit for my share of the estate.