Leora and Malia Fans (Positive or Complimentary Comments) - 23

[Guest Slipper Guyquad]

7 hours ago, jurgen said:

I WILL SAY AGAIN I UNDERSTAND THEIR LANGUAGE, SO THEY LIVE THEIR DOUBLE LIVES, YOU NEVER GO TO PARTIES OR SEE FRIENDS HERE; ON HER PRIVATE APARTMENT L, THIS WEEK IS STILL SMALL CHARACTERS PERFORMED;

There is no 2nd apartment. They stay at other people's apartments. 

Simple as that. Been this way for months.

[scutus]

37 minutes ago, Pepe said:

Sorry I've gotten off topic. I promise to have them ban me tommorow. 

Are you sure that you have not eaten too many of the pecans, that you fed the squirrel ? 

[Pepe]

3 minutes ago, scutus said:

Are you sure that you have not eaten too many of the pecans, that you fed the squirrel ? 

Nah, I heard banning was all the rage lately 😁

[Howard]

37 minutes ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

And that's how Malia ordered a taxi as soon as she came home, because of the distance covered getting there, she had to do it first thing.....

That's why she was singing CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES.

And i defy anyone to come up with a shittier joke than that tonight 🙃

I suddenly have a craving for some Jello. 😉

[Guest Slipper Guyquad]

3 minutes ago, Howard said:

I suddenly have a craving for some Jello. 😉

Close. Yes. But still not as bad as mine! 😄

[masterchef56]

41 minutes ago, jurgen said:

IK ZAL HET NOG EENS ZEGGEN IK VERSTA HUN TAAL;ZO LEVEN ZE HUN DUBBEL LEVEN;GE GAAT NOOIT FEESTEN OF VRIENDEN HIER ZIEN; WEL OP HAAR PRIVE APARTEMENT L IS VAN DE WEEK NOG KLEINE KLUSSEN GAAN UITVOEREN;WAT VOOR ONZIN ZEGGEN ZE DAN ZE IS NAAR HARE LOVER BOY

From what planet do you come from?Mars,Venus or are you the man in the moon?You know nothing.

[GAG-HER]

32 minutes ago, jurgen said:

I WILL SAY AGAIN I UNDERSTAND THEIR LANGUAGE, SO THEY LIVE THEIR DOUBLE LIVES, YOU NEVER GO TO PARTIES OR SEE FRIENDS HERE; ON HER PRIVATE APARTMENT L, THIS WEEK IS STILL SMALL CHARACTERS PERFORMED;

I think your translator is broken .  

[Guest Slipper Guyquad]

Just now, GAG-HER said:

I think your translator is broken .  

What gave you that impression?....

[jurgen]

MALIA HEEFT GEEN TAXI NODIG ZE HEEFT HAAR EIGEN WAGEN;ZY GAAT ALTYD HET ZWARE MARTREAAL HALEN KYK NAAR SPORTTOESTEL WIE IS HET GAAN HALEN MALIA WIE IS HET KERSTSGERIEF GAAN HALEN MALIA;WAROM IS MALIA NOOIT ZO DIK GEKLEED ALS LEORA ALS ZE WEG GAAT???;IK WEET ZO VEEL MAAR IK WORD ALS EEN STUK SHIT BEHANDELT VRAAG DAN OOK GEEN VERTALING AAN;

[GAG-HER]

4 minutes ago, jurgen said:

MALIA DOES NOT NEED A TAXI SHE HAS HER OWN CAR; SHE ALTYD IS GOING TO GET THE HEAVY MARTREAL KYK TO SPORTS EQUIPMENT WHO IS GOING TO GET IT MALIA WHO IS GOING TO GET THE CHRISTMAS COUPLE MALIA; WOMAN IS MALORIA NEVER GONE? ?; I KNOW SO MUCH BUT I'M TREATING A PIECE OF SHIT DON'T REQUEST A TRANSLATION;

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[Guest Slipper Guyquad]

[Pepe]

24 minutes ago, jurgen said:

MALIA HEEFT GEEN TAXI NODIG ZE HEEFT HAAR EIGEN WAGEN;ZY GAAT ALTYD HET ZWARE MARTREAAL HALEN KYK NAAR SPORTTOESTEL WIE IS HET GAAN HALEN MALIA WIE IS HET KERSTSGERIEF GAAN HALEN MALIA;WAROM IS MALIA NOOIT ZO DIK GEKLEED ALS LEORA ALS ZE WEG GAAT???;IK WEET ZO VEEL MAAR IK WORD ALS EEN STUK SHIT BEHANDELT VRAAG DAN OOK GEEN VERTALING AAN;

You could not be more wrong about any of that. 🤣