ARMY SNIPER Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 5 hours ago, Evelyn said: Hah, how do I understand you. Oh, this September....... i was talking about your earlier post how you was born in september,i was just letting you know that i was too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 What does one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're crazy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 A 50 year old man asked the trainer in the Gym. "I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?" The trainer replied. "Outside the Gym, there is a ATM. Try that." 😂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandria Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 My husband called and asked if I could be naked before he gets home from work.... I feel awkward sitting here with his mother, but whatever. 😋 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 "I bet you can't tell me something that makes me happy and sad at the same time," says a husband to his wife. She thinks for a moment and then replies, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMY SNIPER Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 9 hours ago, pulo filipe said: "I bet you can't tell me something that makes me happy and sad at the same time," says a husband to his wife. She thinks for a moment and then replies, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 A subject is on a test for employment. The employer addresses the candidate and says. - I will give you the final test for your admission. - perfect says the candidate. Then the employer asks. -You are on a dark road and you see in the distance two paired headlights coming towards you. What do you think it is? - A car, says the candidate. - A car is too vacant. What kind of car, a BMW, an Audi, a Volkswagen?? - You can't tell, right... - Oh, you're doing poorly, very poorly - says the employer, who continues. - I'll ask you another question. - You are on the same dark road and see, only a lighthouse coming towards you, what is it? - A motorcycle - says the candidate. - Yes but what kind of motorcycle, a Yamaha, a Honda, a Suzuki? - I don't know, on a dark road, you can't tell (already a little nervous) - That way you won't pass - says the employer - Here's the last question - On the same dark road you only see a lighthouse again, but smaller and you realizes that it comes much slower. What is it? - A bicycle. - Yes but what kind of bicycle, Uma Caloi, Uma Monark? - I do not know. - You fail, says the employer. Then the candidate goes to the employer and speaks. - Interesting, this test. Can I ask you a question too? - Of course you can. Ask - You are in a lighted street. You see a girl with heavy makeup, a very short red dress, twirling a bag, what is it? - Oh! -says the employer-she is a prostitute. - Yes, but what kind of whore, your sister, your wife, your mother...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 What does a sperm bank receptionist say when customers leave? "Thank you for coming!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Hey, have you heard about the latest anonymous sperm bank being established by the State of Indiana? It will be called "Hoosier Daddy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out. "Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!" "What's so peculiar about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwin Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 May have put the following in the wrong section so will try again lol Just tripped on my wife’s bra on the stairs! I think it was a booby trap…. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwin Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Hi @letsdothispal, not been on here a lot now really as usually over on the rival side which, to be honest,is a,load of crap most of the time. Trust all ok with you 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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