StnCld316 Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 On 12/28/2021 at 2:03 AM, pulo filipe said: Married for 30 years, they were visiting places they had been on their honeymoon. As he passes a farm he sees a high fence bordering the road. The woman says: - Honey, let's do it like 30 years ago. The guy to the car. The woman leans over the fence and they make love like never before. Back in the car the husband says: - Honey, you never moved like this for thirty years or any other time! - It's just that thirty years ago - the woman answers - the fence wasn't electrified 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 4 hours ago, StnCld316 said: The last guy is going to get the worst of it. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Yep! He is the only one with a foot on the actual ground. He completes the circuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evelyn Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 4 hours ago, pulo filipe said: If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. I was born in September, now I'm sad to hear it 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMY SNIPER Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 9 hours ago, Evelyn said: I was born in September, now I'm sad to hear it 🙂 Me Too! I was born in September! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulo filipe Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 A woman comes out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yes, that means the drain is clogged again." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patou Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Erreur de parcours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 hour ago, pulo filipe said: A woman comes out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yes, that means the drain is clogged again." He's not getting any now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evelyn Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 9 hours ago, ARMY SNIPER said: Me Too! I was born in September! Hah, how do I understand you. Oh, this September....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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