woodworker

That's twice on this page that you got a chuckle out of me. How funny!

This is the fucked up world we live in now. I'll lay you odds the so-called artist was a queer. It seems they are hung up on putting things up their asses. Just count your lucky stars Foamy that you aren't a gerbil. And Obama and his ugly wife both have my boot to use as an anal plug.

Nothing derogatory was meant by it. I was a Newbie too once, but I busted out of those toddler shoes pretty quick, and now I'm hobbling around here with a cane. So don't go feeling bad. I think the status system works off of how many post you contribute. So just keep firing away, and you will soon have a whole galaxy of stars swarming around you.

"Ok daddy,.. I'll start mashing up a couple of pillows right away." "Now how about that allowance I asked you for?"

Yeah, they're out there alright. Pretty scary too.

It looks as though he's saying,.. "This place stinks, so I won't be staying long, but you two have got to liven this place up a bit,.. perhaps you Nora could hump a pillow or something in the meantime, but something has got to give and spark this place up, and soon." "It's almost as bad as the time when the goat use to come around your old place, and people just aren't going to pay for that kind of shit anymore!" I'll bet I'm pretty close on this.

Is there anything cuter than watching a pretty girl hump her pillow, or cram one of her stuff animals between her legs. I knew a girl once who had at least forty stuff animals in her bedroom. And as I walked around and looked upon them they all seemed to say,.. "Yeah, She had us all at one time or another, but she seems to favor the green snake with the dirty face over there." For a guy who grew up with only brothers, a girls bedroom was always sort of a wild adventure for me. Both strange and bewildering, and kind of funny at the same time too. By the way, Thank you StdCld,.. Your the best at capturing the moment as far as I'm concern. More lifelike and natural, as if we were just friendly ghost that just happened to be hoovering there looking on.

Dear panic stricken Newbie,.. No need to fret. The worse that might possibly happen is that RLC replaces Paul with some other guy. They're not about to let their golden girl go. I only hope that they don't drop her into that lesbian pit in the interim. That would kill it for me. Also, It's a safe bet that she will keep her current apartment. Where else is RLC going to find another one with four hundred and forty three mirrors in it?

Sort of reminds me of a Matisse. Notice the hyphenated or exaggerated ass. And notice also the position of the subject. A dead give away that she too is fixated upon the more sensual aspects of her body. These are important clues to the inner workings of Leora's mind. I think this painting should be titled, "Leora looking for a dick." Or maybe, "Leora on white rug" If she left it just as it is, art critics for ages would be left with a puzzling question. Kind of like the perplexing smile on the Mona Lisa. Why did she not add legs to it? It would be a simple matter of just four lines placed on an angle, or is this unfinished space a sign of something lacking in her life, a desperate cry for some man to fill up in her lustful anticipation of being mounted or taken? These are the type of questions that could stir the murmurs and excite the palpitations of the art community for years, while their noses are being tickled over a glass of bubbling champagne. I genuinely like it,.. She's quite good actually.

I still say she let the Squirrel out of the bag.

There was a time when this would have been seen in the creative arts and crafts wing of Bedlam. Too bad we no longer have any such asylums to where these Artiste' can display their demented works.

Your right on the money with that post as well. But what would you expect from a Muslim president.

It makes you wonder just how long it will take, ten, maybe twenty years from now when some of these European countries will end up changing their name. Who knows anymore with these liberal fuck-up's over there now running the show. Islam is just a spreading disease upon this planet. Nothing more than that.

Yeah I know, but I think Leora will miss the fawning attention she seems so much to thrive upon. She may have to take to streaking down the streets from now on, like Lady Godiva without the horse. Naw, RLC would never let her go. Paul, yes, but Leora, never. She's their golden egg. Their star child. I just hope they don't throw her into that lesbian pit with the other girls. Just set her up with some guy who will know how to get her climbing up the walls.

After having watch Paul for some two or three years now, I don't recall him ever exerting himself so much before in this way for any reason. So you have to wonder just what was it that she could have said that would have brought him into such a raging fit as this. Leora in a pert retort to Paul: "Yeah, I did the Squirrel once while you were out there parading around,.. what of it!" I'm telling you guys, girls just can't keep a secret. And there can be no other explanation for this.

I think that girls with the classic tramp stamp scrolled across their ass are very considerate in this quiet warning that they seem to bear. It is no less as effective a warning as the more audible sounds that a rattler might display when a person is approaching certain danger with them as well. In short it says,.. CAUTION! I am a very loose girl that has been passed around a number of times with some of the scuzziest guys you could possibly imagine, and if you don't relish the idea of having a number of hypodermic needles stuck in your cock afterwards, then you had better just walk on by or just stick with third base only, and then quickly wash and sanitize your hands immediately afterwards. And this sometimes colorful, silent, warning just always seems to radiate out loud and clear to me. They could do no better than if they had a picture of a Venus Fly-Trap tattooed over their pussy or across their ass! So do be careful fellas, as.. They are the silent killers of the once happy dick!

And this notion that once you've reached a certain age, (Liberal notion) you are no longer a person worth listening to or a person of value, is as ridiculous as practically everything else that they seem to espouse. So to these imbeciles, people like Galileo, Albert Einstein, Benjamin Franklin, and a whole host of notable Greek philosophers as well would have been eliminated by them solely because of their age alone. But the one thing the ignorant young all seem to forget is that it was those who preceded them that had invented all those neat things that they currently now take for granted. Including guns. So come and get us you little pimply face ignorant fucker! We're waiting for ya.

All humor aside. All I'm saying is that if you want to travel in a safe plane or take a pleasurable trip in a rocket ship one day, then you had better hope that the mathematics and the engineering involved in making that plane or ship is correct and not incorrect, and that the gauges are all functioning properly and are right, and not wrong, and that the people involved in building or maintaining those vessels were not Muslims or evil. That's all. ;D

Well, It's not easy straddling the fence that way. Someone very, very, wise once said, "You can not serve two masters." For me there is only correct and incorrect, right or wrong, good and evil. And if your looking for some shades of gray in there, then I suggest you pick up that trashy, sappy, and down right silly book that had some fifty different shades of gray within it. I too came out with a book for women called "Black and Blue." And it's not nearly as laughable or as sappy as that one by that woman author, E.L. James. But it is brutally honest. Now watch, some small minded liberal out there is going to think that I was serious, and is going to turn me into the authorities for being a woman basher. Well, in some ways I suppose you could be right, especially in the case of feminist, but not to where I would leave any bruises. Most of them are ugly enough as it is.

To me it would be like fucking a comic book, or wrapping your dick around the funny papers.

I gather you are referring to proper grammar, and not linguistics, which happens to involve voice speech or language. Just a helpful correction from an old wise guy. :)

If you think this is bad, go take a jaunt over to the Nora, Kamila, and Kristy's section. You'll get an eyeful of illiterate morons. There's even one guy over there who doesn't use any spaces between his sentences.How stupid and annoying is that!Go take a look for yourself if you think I'm lying.And then once you get past all that it's just goo goo ga ga stuff anyway.Oh, And try not to slip on the drool when your there.

I just reflected, and it's Liberals mostly. :) Then would come cop killing niggers, and then Muslims. Do you know I just heard on the news that the liberal professors there at Washington university are trying to make it a forbidden practice with penalties involved to say the words "Illegal Immigrant" there. They are also trying to instate 'gender neutral' denominations towards the students there. So Sally would be an 'it', not a she, or a her, but an 'it' instead. Which if she's a liberal would make perfect sense, but if not, would be completely absurd. So why don't these feminist just change their names if their so ashamed of their sex. Then Sally could be unit no. 145 instead. You couldn't get any more gender neutral than that. A gossip conversation between two college kids: "Hey, did you get a load of unit 172 at the party last night?" "It is such a tramp". "And unit 643,.. I didn't know it was a queer, did you?" "No, not until I saw it sucking unit 342's cock. Then it all became pretty clear pretty quick."