woodworker

Go pay your twelve dollars before you bother to try to take me on fagot. What you meant was that your a French fagot who would have to try to run all this through some translator. I understand now,.. Well then just try these three words instead. PAY TWELVE DOLLARS.

For all my talents I'm just an average chess player. But I use to play this computer chess game online when I wanted to kill some time. And win or lose, I would always set it on the highest setting, because what the hell, if you should beat it, it's a lot more fun that way. Well, It got to the point to where I would beat it about forty percent of the time. It even had me fooled into thinking that maybe I was a better player than I actually was. But then I stumbled onto this other online computer chess site, which I call Deep Shit, a distant cousin of Deep Blue. Anyway, this cold hearted bastard is the hardest computer that I had ever played. And I only manage to beat him maybe once every 100 or so games, if that. A real cocksucker this one. He has no pity, no grace, and is just a cold calculating pig. And if that isn't bad enough, he will actually cheat at times when you finally have the upper hand or are getting close to kicking his ass. That's right! If you are in the process of trying to pin him down for the win, if you don't manage to get it done right away he will immediately call it a draw. Draw my ass! But then on the reverse side, if he is trying to pin you down, but you are able to ward him off, he will continually fuck with you in this way, back and forth on the hope that maybe you'll just get tired of it, and will just resign or call it quits, so you can start up a new game, rather than just keep going back and forth, back and forth, until he finally, after maybe fifty attempts of this same back and forth nonsense, accepts that it is a draw. A real punk! Anyway, If you want to try to take him on, type in 'Chess against the computer' on Google, or whatever your home page may be, and then you will see one listing that will say.. "Play Chess Online - The Premier Free Multiplayer" Then choose Boris the Prick. By the way, Boris just happens to look a lot like Kinko,.. Just to make matters even worse. Just thought I'd pass this along to those who like the game.

Well, they are closer, and it would save on carrying charges. So why not. In every well orchestrated symphony there has to be a crescendo, and I think in the annals of history this would fit very well. Otherwise people will just get bored when reading it. Page 463. Chapter 3. Then came the Big Boom,.. Dust and sand spewed everywhere. You see, It keeps the readers from nodding off.

Look, If Iran wants a nuclear bomb that damn much I think we should just give them one. Special delivery. And I can say that because I'm an extremist. :) It has it's benefits you know.

If it were, the welcoming page would resemble a road side restroom instead. Tap Tap tap

I'm sorry I came late to this,.. But I definitely want to congratulate StdCld as the new moderator. Stone Cold, you should always know that you can use me as a character reference on you resume'. A fine, reputable man with a steady camera hand in the porn industry. And just an all around good guy. :)

Are you saying that Van did it? No way! I know better. You'll have to forgive them Van,.. These are the slings and arrows that Shakespeare once alluded to.

A mere youngster around here. I'm close to 65, and Rubberball is close to a 100. He's like a fine bottle of wine, but you have to keep turning him over every now and then to shake loose the sediments.

Unfortunately, MoTown is NoTown any Mo.

Of course I welcome your comments very much, as they are very much in line with my own thinking. It's just that I have seen great debaters before where, Logic, Cause and Effect, and clearly laid out Facts had no affect upon those that simply wish to remain what I called 'Stubbornly stupid'. But even so, I've got you down as a friend to the truth.

There were certain moments back then when life was sweet and full of the scent of amour and budding roses. As well as certain other things that I probably shouldn't mention, but that definitely didn't smell like a rose at all. Thank goodness FDS finally came around.

It's hard to say, they both have a lot in common. They both like to paint, and they both like to twiddle their twats. Their like the two sides of a coin. So give it a toss, it will always land right side up.

We're like two peas in a pod.

That would take a different kind of president than we currently have now. It's hard to envision a Muslim president wanting to support Israel in this. A word of advice Linked, save your breath when it comes to debating a liberal. I mean what do you say to someone who is deaf, blind, and dumb? Those who simply drift through life with their eyes closed. So please address all future correspondence to the department of the 'Extreme Right Wing' on behalf of the hard core conservatives here. And we will gladly acknowledge your intellect while sharpening our bayonets.

Well, TBG, You still would have made it into my crowd. And Rubberbal, you did it again. First with Duane Eddie's Peter Gunn, and now with Sleepwalk. A lot of special memories there. Thanks.

Yes Watcher, I know exactly what you are talking about. And it's sickening.

I know those out there my age or even older are thinking the same thoughts as I just now. Did you hear that Rubberball, I said my age or even older,.. LOL,.. Your alright buddy.

Here's something else that needs to be mentioned. When it comes to campaign donations, the one thing that you do not want is 'transparency'. It may seem like a good idea to be able to know who is donating what to who, but the Democrats have abused this situation as well, and have turned it into a nightmare for decent people who may have wanted to support the Republican party instead. A case in point: There was a restaurant that donated to the Republican party, and because of this idea of transparency it showed the Democrats just that. They then sent in a couple of queers, oops, I'm sorry, I meant homosexuals, who then told them that they wanted that restaurant to cater to their wedding. The proprietors said that they can not do that because it goes against their deeply held religious views. Well, they were soon served with a law suit and a whole host of defamatory publicity, and the restaurant was forced to go out of business. So much for the Constitution and the freedom of religion. The husband and wife who owned that restaurant just couldn't afford all the legal expenses. They also attacked "Chick-Fil-A" in this very same way if you remember, because they too had supported the Republicans as well. So unfortunately, decent people don't dare have their contributions being exposed so openly in this way, not so long as there are scum like these that now make up the Democrat party. It's enough to make you sick!

Everything you have said is absolutely true and something that I have known myself for years. The EPA is not about protecting the environment, but is instead a thuggish arm of the Democrat party. If you do not donate and contribute to the Democrat party, or worse yet, if they are notified that you have actually contributed to the Republican party instead, they will set out to try to destroy your business. Look at what they had done and had tried to do to the makers of Gibson guitars. A company that has been a source of pride here in America for many, many years. It is nothing short of extortion.

I too know better than to beat my head against the wall when it comes to debating liberals, whether you yourself are one or not. But I am referring to all those that seem to wish to destroy our Constitution, and our founding principles. Things such as universities that are filled with this hate America bilge and are doing their part to indoctrinate these young, gullible, spoiled brats, that take their freedoms for granted. That and the liberal media as well, and in the many other ways to where they try to breed this class envy and jealousy towards those who are well off, or perhaps even rich. I myself am not rich, but I refuse to walk around just seething with jealousy as so many of those imbeciles, such as the occupy Wall Street crowd seem to do. The one thing that I do know about these scummy people is that they are all blatant hypocrites. If you were to toss into this occupy crowd a ten million dollar winning lottery ticket, they would immediately start to scramble and kick, and gouge each others eyes out in order to try to procure that winning ticket for themselves. All of the sudden they wouldn't hate the rich so much anymore.

In response to Timewarp's comment, I gathered as much. However this very thing you seem to delight in will be the ruin of the communist stronghold that this treasonous president and others currently have over this country. Perhaps there needs to be a horrendous event that takes place before even the liberal media will finally start to back away from it's long time support for these diabolical people. Oh their hearts may still be with the liberal, communist cause, but the sponsors that pay for their air time will no longer want to be associated with them. When the light is made so bright that even the blind can finally detect and sense the truth, this country will once again be free from such deceivers as we now currently are suffering through.

The dissection of a maggot.