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The late, great,.. Fred Neil
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deja vu.
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Thanks Squirrel. Lately my mind has been sorely divided, and I don't quite have the heart for this sort of thing as I once had. But I am still every bit a true friend to you as I had been from the start. As you know, there are some pretty good people here. People we both have come to know over time. But now the walls have been breached by a hoard of pre-adolescent barbarians known as the Newbies. A truly terrifying sect. And yet for those of us still on guard, we can only try to limit their annoyance and desecration of these once hallowed halls, as we bravely trod forward within these old corridors with one eye open for their half chewed discarded bubble gum. It's like hell trying to get off of the bottom of ones shoe.
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A while back someone used this technique to put a gorilla's head on top of Michele Obama's body. I don't know, the whole thing just seemed like a redundancy to me.
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Diana & Efim Pictures
woodworker replied to dukeofdata's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
It will usually show up as: "Perverted Pleasures inc." -
Yeah, She's a sweet kid. And by virtue of her being there she has kept Efim from becoming a serial rapist.
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They shot themselves about a month ago. Don't you remember the ruckus?
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Yeah, You tell em Foamy. Tell them to all go fuck themselves.
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Time to wake up America.
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Who but a blind man would even care to try?
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Like a recurring nightmare.
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https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbdw_1B0lMAHBfT2Leq8uzYK1fXu8HdRxi7vhHlhcynSh8l0I Here is one of Obama's little friends. Little Kimmy. If he dreams at all, this is what he dreams of. "Look at me Mommy,.. I ride on big boat." That's right, hold on tight little Kimmy, we wouldn't want you to slip into the drink. You repugnant mother fucker.
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I too feel the same as Squirrel in this. Obama is not a dreamer,.. He is a schemer.
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I often wondered over the stupidity of France raising the tax rate to 75% on the productive job creators. But as the more conservative job creators all run for the door, it leaves that country with no one left to even fight or contest the liberal bastards anymore, as they continue to devour and to destroy all of what others have built before them, kind of like termites. So I suppose they're not so stupid after all, just very devious. Gentlemen,.. I propose we kill them all.
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As far as the Soviets and the United States becoming a blend of each other. Just what party do you think is most responsible for that? How can you say there is very little difference between the parties, when none of the Republicans voted for Obama care. And when it was the Republicans who were trying to lower the taxes on the middle class, or do away with the death tax, (A form of picking a dead man's pockets) all the while the Democrats were yelling and screaming, Hell No!, We need to raise taxes even higher. We need to drive big business out of this country in order to help weaken the economy and our own growth here. Our real purpose here is to dismantle this country and turn it into a socialist state controlled by us Democrats. Actually they're not that honest to just come out and speak that way, but that is their true intent. The Democrats don't give a damn about the Constitution, or your rights. And have been working hard to do away with it by bits and pieces. "What nerve!,.. You say you want the right to protect your own wife and family?" "Who said you have our permission to do so?" The Democrats are for a weak and depleted military, the Republicans the exact opposite. And on pretty much every issue you can think of they are at odds with each other, or else you wouldn't have such in-fighting going on between them. And there wouldn't be such a need to spend millions on trying to get your own party members elected in order to take control of the house and senate if they were so similar. You hear some imbecile say something like that, and then you hear another just parrot it without even really thinking somehow, because to a non-thinker it just sounds good. Yes, It's true a lot of the Republicans are afraid to be as conservative as say Ronald Reagan once was, because of the liberal bias in the media, and the effect that they might have over certain uneducated, ill informed voters. But even so, the difference between the two parties is like night and day. Hell, Just ask any ten or eleven year old girl who tries to open up a lemon-aide stand anymore if there is a difference between the two parties. Or how about all those kids now at school, who are being told that they have to eat this slop that even Michele (Fuck your parents! We're your new parents now) Obama wouldn't touch. They can't even have their own mothers fix them a lunch anymore! (Rights,.. What rights?) Fucking Democrats,.. I detest them all!
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I'm not picking on you,.. Your entitled to your own opinion. But don't you think your comment about the conservatives or Republicans don't sell well because they are "Old white men" is pretty stupid? Albert Einstein was an old white man, for one. And so was John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Monroe, and lets not forget Benjamin Franklin. Should we not give a listen to those great men, just because your prejudice against "Old white men"? Is it now a situation due to idiot television, that people are now prone to vote for certain candidates in the same way they would for someone on American Idol? "Oh I think he should be our next president. Sure he's dumber than shit, but he's soooo cute." God help us!
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Maya & Stepan Pictures - Split #1
woodworker replied to Cynical's topic in Maya (07/09/13 - 06/19/19)
Yeah, but she's got that hideous tattoo, and that's not an easy thing to overcome. I know it turns me cold. It's kinda like having a rebuilt classic muscle car or a fancy high dollar sports car that has a dent on one side.bring's down the value of it. :( Your exactly right! Good analogy. -
Maya & Stepan Pictures - Split #1
woodworker replied to Cynical's topic in Maya (07/09/13 - 06/19/19)
Images of this girl prior to her disfigurement would be like having certain rare baseball cards. They could become something of a collectors item. "Oh look,.. I've got a Maya picture here before she became delusional and ruined herself." -
Maya & Stepan Pictures - Split #1
woodworker replied to Cynical's topic in Maya (07/09/13 - 06/19/19)
Yeah, but she's got that hideous tattoo, and that's not an easy thing to overcome. I know it turns me cold. -
Yeah, Your probably right. Look,.. I've got no kids, or grand kids to worry about. And I guess I could just say fuck it, what do I care anymore. But for some reason I still do. Maybe it's because of the great respect that I have always had for the founding fathers of this country, or maybe it's because of all those brave young men that fought during the second world war. I don't know. But sometimes when you watch an old time movie, and you see the way that this country used to be, it just sickens me to no end to see what the Democrats have done to it over the past fifty or sixty years. They are no longer the party of Truman. They're more in line with the socialist, communist, party than anything else. And it irritates me to see them sometimes at certain events wrapped in the American flag as if they were somehow true patriots of this country, when in truth they're nothing more than lying, deceitful, treasonous pigs, with nothing other than contempt for the so called little people. I fucking despise them!
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This nice song I dedicate to NL. He'll understand why at the end. Nice touch, and a better name than calling her Columbia, or Detutsche Grammophon I suppose.
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Fuck it. I suppose what I had to say was a little too honest or gutsy for some. So how about a nice chorus of "We are the World" instead. Another twenty years or so, if we continue on in this way, and America ought to be ripe for the picking. I can just see it now. "If you've got only one vote left to cast, why not make a difference." "Vote for Ma Ying Jeou Jr. A Democrat with a difference." It couldn't be any worse than the shit we've got now. At least he would believe in industry. Or how bout a vote for Hugo Chavez son, for our Spanish speaking friends. Either way. The Democrat party is the party of change. Now where did I hear that before?
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Redhead guy on the piano! :O
woodworker replied to Daryalok's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
It must be code. Ah,.. I figured it out. We, (My wife and I) admire you both greatly, and when we were both young we were the same as you, but without Allen Funt. I must be part Osage. -
And have you ever thought of what the night sky would look like if we ever got around to nuking that region of the world with all of that sand turning into glass? It would be like a wonderful strobe light as the sun's rays reflected off of it. And while it's night time here for us, it would be like a beacon of sorts, just shining off into space. Kind of pretty when you think of it.
