maxfactor Posted February 7, 2021 Posted February 7, 2021 English is to become the official language of Europe. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. 1 8
Robwin Posted February 7, 2021 Posted February 7, 2021 16 minutes ago, maxfactor said: Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. 6th year jackboots compulsory 😂😂😂 2
nagachilli2 Posted February 7, 2021 Posted February 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, maxfactor said: English is to become the official language of Europe. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. Very klever...Max
TBG 150 Posted February 18, 2021 Posted February 18, 2021 12 hours ago, Aussie_oi_oi said: We love our cricket Night Watchmen You maybe, but the rest of us haven't a freakin' clue what you are talking about!
Disco3 Posted February 19, 2021 Posted February 19, 2021 On 2/18/2021 at 9:26 AM, Aussie_oi_oi said: We love our cricket Night Watchmen As you haven't made it available, we don't know what it's about.
TBG 150 Posted February 19, 2021 Posted February 19, 2021 It's an Aussie thing. They like to remain secretive. 1
Robwin Posted February 21, 2021 Posted February 21, 2021 On 2/19/2021 at 10:33 PM, TBG 150 said: It's an Aussie thing. They like to remain secretive. Too far down under 1
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