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A "Myth" is a female Moth.

A "Euphamism" is a miniature Euphonium.

A "Butcher's Dozen" is any number you wish.

 

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3 little ducks go into a bar. "What's your name the barman asks the first duck?" "Huey" was the reply. "How's your day been Huey?". "Great, I've been in and out of puddles all day... What more could a duck want?"

What's your name he asked the 2nd duck?" "Dewey" was the reply. "And I've been in and out of puddles all day as well."

He turned to the 3rd duck and said, "I suppose you are Louie...?" 

"No", she said grinning... "My name is puddles!" 😂

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13 hours ago, Alexandria said:

3 little ducks go into a bar. "What's your name the barman asks the first duck?" "Huey" was the reply. "How's your day been Huey?". "Great, I've been in and out of puddles all day... What more could a duck want?"

What's your name he asked the 2nd duck?" "Dewey" was the reply. "And I've been in and out of puddles all day as well."

He turned to the 3rd duck and said, "I suppose you are Louie...?" 

"No", she said grinning... "My name is puddles!" 😂

excited duck GIF  Going to get in puddle's.

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