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  1. Alexandria
    You think the others know what she's been up to 😈 3 nice cocks
  2. Alexandria
    Some of you have an obsession with guests. Maybe they should rename the site GuestsSexHouseTV, then everyone would know what's expected. 😂 How many on this forum have guests regularly for sex, or guests that have sex in your house/apartment?? 0
  3. Alexandria
    Not nude enough and needs to masturbate more 😈
  4. Alexandria
    Pathetic and desperate. Not entertaining whatsoever.
  5. Alexandria
    Can't really miss it when it's right in front of the camera like Ruth is doing now haha
  6. Alexandria
    Queen of overacting
  7. Alexandria
    Or "Queen Leora" they all love that
  8. Alexandria
    Forgot Lesbian acts
  9. Alexandria
    Haha that would be funny viewing
  10. Alexandria
    Ragnar drunk and talking to the camera haha
  11. Alexandria
    Right most of the time 😁
  12. Alexandria
    Looks more like kids party
  13. Alexandria
    But never did anything worth while. Complete waste of time
  14. Alexandria
    Nice image 😀
  15. Alexandria
    Move the table closer to a camera and then turn off the lights. Hilarious 😂
  16. Alexandria
    From RLC: Tibor or Bogdan. Non RLC: Chris Hemsworth. 💜
  17. Alexandria
    There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says, "OK, do your sins, come back, and I will bless you". They went to do their sins and returned later to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She replied, " I had sex with a guy." The priest said OK, blessed her and told her to drink some holy water. So she did! The next was laughing harder, and the priest asked what her sin was. She said, "I got in a fight with another nun." Oh ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water. So she did. The priest asked the last one who could barely stand she was laughing so much what she did. And as she was laughing she said, "I pissed in the holy water!" 😂
  18. Alexandria
    Such a pathetic attempt at a masturbation show haha
  19. Alexandria
    Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night. He found a girl in a local pub. He said to her, "I'm Prime Minister of England, how much would it cost for me to spend time with you..?" Her reply, "Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we're living in and keep it rising like the cost of fuel and screw me the way you have pensioners - then it won't cost a fucking penny!"
  20. Alexandria
    How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? Ring up and say you can't cum.
  21. Alexandria
    Julia & Eric. They stayed in apartment that Eliska and Pepik are in.
  22. Alexandria
    A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play practical jokes on their best friend in his wedding night. "I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter. "I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while they make love," says the electrician. "Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution is going to be a real surprise." The next day the new husband comes to the bar to meet his friends. He says, "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put Novocaine in the massage oil!"
  23. Alexandria
    Being top cam for all those years is BS for starters. Even now doesn't say much, especially considering what she is competing with. Lots have/had a good following i.e Alina, Alma, Zoya, Chloe, Nelly. Difference being, they are not so obsessed and feel the need to babble on about every little thing!!
  24. Alexandria
    Doesn't have charisma! Just has obsessed, weird fanatics, that will watch and comment about anything she does. Very boring and self-obsessed, and even makes Masha's performances look genuine. So dull, she has to resort to bringing in a friend, and doing the same senarios, others have been doing for years.
  25. Alexandria
    There is no wine holder on my vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions? I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie. Overheard in a restaurant: He: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste." Her: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?" 😁
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