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  1. I think Nora's deliberately doing this open legged, show knickers thing, to show the other two that this is what is expected :yes:
  2. Nikki - "What made Kristy so popular"? Nora - "She ate watermelons". Nikki - "Ah, gotcha". :doh:
  3. Bonnie Scotland :welcome: Small country, presently part of the UK, but that might change! We tend to punch above our weight, inventing things like the telephone, the television, penicillin, golf, tarmcadam, and of course Scotch Whisky. P.S. Would all the people who claim to live in God's country, tell him to get of his arse and get some miracles done. The world sure needs some!!
  4. A MESSAGE TO THE GUEST...... Dear Lady, I have to say I have admired your beautiful face and wonderful body since you first arrived. You seem to have a nice personality, and a good sense of humour. All in all, a lovely girl. However... you are really starting to get on my tits with all this 'Oh dear, I mustn't let anyone see my private bits' shit! You have the opportunity to make many thousands happy. Please do not waste it. For full instructions please ask Zoya. I am sure she will be more than happy to show you the way. Yours facelessly, upndown.
  5. The best place on RLC at the moment is Leora's guest room, and it's free! Leora is determined to stay RLC's top draw and is doing what it takes. She is a priceless asset to both RLC and us! :yes:
  6. Ah Leora, Queen of all, your beauty has no peer, how Paul keeps his hands off you, I think the douche bag's queer! :yes: :yes:
  7. They come and they go, but this gift from the gods keeps returning to reclaim her crown. Long live the Queen!! :yes: :yes:
  8. At 10.15 on the dirty bin vid. It seems to have the desired effect has she orgasms about a minute later. ;)
  9. That was fucking amazing!! She was fingering her pussy and took the finger which was clearly covered in pussy juice, and put it in her mouth! To all the doubters that said that these shows were not real, this one sure as hell was! I love this girl!! Fuck, I'm going to have to go and lie down. :yeahbaby:
  10. Mickey, you really have to do something about this Rita obsession! I suggest you try some romantic messages, in the hope that Rita will see them. Romantic poetry always goes down well, so here's one you can try. My darling Rita, I'd give my soul, my heart, my legs, my eyes, to have you here, beside me now, my head between your thighs. Ahh sweet romance..
  11. The most frustrating thing about these parties is that there is always two or three hot girls who look like they really, really, REALLY, want a good fuck, and there is never any guys there who seems capable! :doh: :doh:
  12. OH come on Curly!! You are deliberately covering your clit!!! That is just not going to do :haha: :haha: :haha:
  13. I would be very surprised if Nikki stays anything like a month. I am sure she is there is fill a space until RLC can get someone else there. :scratchchin:
  14. Excellent pic Rivotril. Jenny looks quite adorable there.
  15. The difference between Curly, Leora, Nelly, and people like Nikki, is not slutiness, it's self-confidence. They own their nakedness, and are happy with it.
  16. The tattooed guy's favourite song?.... Nothing could be finer, than to be in Karolina, in the mo..o.orning!! ::)
  17. "she didn't even hump back" I had one like this too, although mine looked more like a blue whale than a humpback.
  18. Well, the're sure not 'tonsil ticklers' like Noras'. :P :P
  19. Looks like time to look for a new girlfriend! :)
  20. No, I meant the foil they had stuck to their foreheads. :)
  21. One of the many things I love about living in the Scottish countryside, is the pure, clear, totally fresh water. It tastes ten times better than any bottled stuff, and showering in it is a delight! (as long as you don't catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror!!) :)
  22. Is the foil to prevent the risk of accidental mind-reading?? :o :o
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