Robwin

When my wife told me that the prime minister of Canada had been re=elected,. i thought she was lying. But it's Trudeau. She must have heard the news when it was Justin

Yep fraid so.

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Think i have read he has left the project.

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I think she is lovely 👍

That would fucking kill me though not through lack of trying

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Yeah the VH forum seems to have descended into a load of crap recently everybody trying to out do everybody else with their smartass remarks.

Lol another one bites the dust, lifespans aren't very long these days.

Tenants seem to be arriving and leaving quicker and quicker lately?

Maybe he's gay

Still there last i looked anyway

Yeah maybe but thought he would have said like he did last time, miss seeing him on here i must admit.

Getting modest in her old age

Maybe you should ask a moment operator as they know everything Oh sorry, wrong forum

Surprise surprise

Well she ain't fussy about Scott then so can't be that fussy

Not seen Budda around for a long time i hope he is ok and just got fed up with VH & the forum.

Much like most others then eh 👍

Yep same girl, must admit seeing her up against Mira makes you wonder what Henry see's in her but then Henry will fuck anything with a bloody hole in it whatever age it is but she does look very waif like and young.

Oh you mean he's a tightass eh

Darcie is just a neurotic nut case personally.

Not speechless surely

Hey pal they couldn't resist your pleas any longer