manymuth Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 How pleasant to be a mirror at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Squirrel Nutkin said: That was a Siberian hamster, my fluffy-tailed friend... They're just cute enough to be dangerous competitors for Leora's attentions... She just never sees me cumming coming. I see The Goddess bandaging Eva's paw. Does anyone know what happened and will it impede her ability to chase us off? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 FYI for all you (non) historians: Leora usually bates between 12PM-4:30PM local time. At least 80% of her bates occur in the early afternoon. Odds that she'll bate late in the evening are nil - more so that Paul is home (whether or not he's asleep). If Paul was away, there's a 5% chance she'll get a toy to play with. One more thing: If she bates in the tub, it's usually early evening and Paul is definitely not home. If you don't know these facts, you're not a true Leora voyeur - HAND IN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugghead Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Howard said: FYI for all you (non) historians: Leora usually bates between 12PM-4:30PM local time. At least 80% of her bates occur in the early afternoon. Odds that she'll bate late in the evening are nil - more so that Paul is home (whether or not he's asleep). If Paul was away, there's a 5% chance she'll get a toy to play with. One more thing: If she bates in the tub, it's usually early evening and Paul is definitely not home. If you don't know these facts, you're not a true Leora voyeur - HAND IN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugghead Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 She has stopped cleaning so now the odds seem to be rising. Just like Pepe's dick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 And actually I'm technically not a Siberian hamster but Sokolov's Dwarf Hamster. I'm smaller than a golden hamster at only 4 inches and live in the deserts of Mongolia and China which is why I never go out of the flat despite my fur. I migrated North because I heard The Goddess liked stripey animals. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, BBsq69 said: And actually I'm technically not a Siberian hamster but Sokolov's Dwarf Hamster. I'm smaller than a golden hamster at only 4 inches and live in the deserts of Mongolia and China which is why I never go out of the flat despite my fur. I migrated North because I heard The Goddess liked stripey animals. The question is: Are you big enough to wear a hamster cam, but small enough that Scooter won't notice you? We need to beef-up our surveillance, especially since we understand that Jugghead and Aussie are starting a pizza delivery service in Krasnoyarsk. They could thwart our plans to rescue the Goddess from her lonely captivity. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugghead Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, Foamy T. Squirrel said: The question is: Are you big enough to wear a hamster cam, but small enough that Scooter won't notice you? We need to beef-up our surveillance, especially since we understand that Jugghead and Aussie are starting a pizza delivery service in Krasnoyarsk. They could thwart our plans to rescue the Goddess from her lonely captivity. 0 She enjoys a large sausage with extra cheese so Aussie is just now cutting the hole in the box. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raul399 Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 My chances of seeing the goddess every day are more scarce .. Christmas is over and back to the routine .. We must continue with work and return to training .. I will try to enjoy the few moments I have ... Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 17 minutes ago, Foamy T. Squirrel said: The question is: Are you big enough to wear a hamster cam, but small enough that Scooter won't notice you? We need to beef-up our surveillance, especially since we understand that Jugghead and Aussie are starting a pizza delivery service in Krasnoyarsk. They could thwart our plans to rescue the Goddess from her lonely captivity. I could give it a go. If she grew a bush I could hide between her legs. At least I'm not a European Hamster. Those *******s are enormous. Eva would definitely eat one of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 I got a bad feeling about this newbie. All he needs to do is bark, identify as a dog, and enter the dog rescue program, and then we've got a massive competition problem around here... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 1 minute ago, BBsq69 said: I could give it a go. If she grew a bush I could hide between her legs. At least I'm not a European Hamster. Those *******s are enormous. Eva would definitely eat one of them. One worry though. I've heard some people stick hamsters up their bottoms!!!! The Goddess would never do that ... surely 😮 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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