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2 hours ago, Nicholas said:

It has been rumored that the tenant formerly known as the beautiful woman called Leora, has received an invitation to the Kremlin, while the tenant formerly known as Paul, has been exiled to some remote Siberian island called Wrangel Island located somewhere in the Eastern Siberian Sea.  😲

Actually he was sent to Antarctica and was told only to bring his shorts and a pair of flip flops so he can lay out on the beach. 

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Being July Leora was planning to spend most of her time on the beach for the next month or so, but when RLC heard of this, they were most displeased. "We pay you to lie on the sofas, not the beach. We've had enough!" When the other Russian tenants heard about this they all decided to go out in sympathy, showing remarkable solidarity.

Hence all Russian apartments were closed until further notice. Seriously, any explanation is possible; don't shoot the messenger!

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  That evidently is RLC's side of the story. According to a rumor that was spread is central Siberia. At least one of the RLC bigwigs managed to piss off the Russian mafia. Not being sure who the guilty party was. 

  There was an ultimatum given to the RLC headquarters in Russia to immediately close all apartments, or the entire male staff of RLC, would lose their balls. 

  As we know , they closed all the Russian apartments.  But, it seems they may have lost their balls in spite of that action. As not one peep has come from RLC that legitimately explains to their membership justifying their actions.

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il y a une heure, scutus a dit :

  That evidently is RLC's side of the story. According to a rumor that was spread is central Siberia. At least one of the RLC bigwigs managed to piss off the Russian mafia. Not being sure who the guilty party was. 

  There was an ultimatum given to the RLC headquarters in Russia to immediately close all apartments, or the entire male staff of RLC, would lose their balls. 

  As we know , they closed all the Russian apartments.  But, it seems they may have lost their balls in spite of that action. As not one peep has come from RLC that legitimately explains to their membership justifying their actions.

That is when you assume they have not already lost their balls when they are managing the girls, especially those in Barcelona.

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11 hours ago, scutus said:

  That evidently is RLC's side of the story. According to a rumor that was spread is central Siberia. At least one of the RLC bigwigs managed to piss off the Russian mafia. Not being sure who the guilty party was. 

  There was an ultimatum given to the RLC headquarters in Russia to immediately close all apartments, or the entire male staff of RLC, would lose their balls. 

  As we know , they closed all the Russian apartments.  But, it seems they may have lost their balls in spite of that action. As not one peep has come from RLC that legitimately explains to their membership justifying their actions.

 

9 hours ago, SierraTM said:

That is when you assume they have not already lost their balls when they are managing the girls, especially those in Barcelona.

Aside from the male staff of RLC, the tenant formerly known as Paul likely did not have to worry much about losing what of any balls he may have had, as they likely shriveled up to nothing when he arrived on Wrangel Island in the Eastern Siberian Sea after being exiled there.  🤐

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After not checking the log in page of the RLC site for awhile now until just a few minutes ago, it now has listed that the tenant known as Masha is the only one left in that apartment. Evidently the tenant"s known as Dasha and Sasha are now gone from RLC as well as all the others that were removed from the site when the shutdown of the Russian apartments occurred. The only ones now remaining from the listings of the Russian apartments before the shutdown, are Ulyana & Marat, and only because they obviously were able to acquire at least a temporary visa and passport to be able to relocate to the apartment previously occupied by Kitty & Smith. Although the apartment where Dasha, Masha, and Sasha resided was in or near Rome, Italy, RLC now has none of the original longest term tenants left other than Masha now listed as a single in that apartment. RLC is certainly the illustration now of a project now on the decline and steadily getting worse.

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